Friday, July 3, 2020

Entitled Friend Wants To Use Guy's Car To Get Laid


These entitled choosing beggars just keep coming out of the woodwork. We have no idea what compels them and their unyielding wave of irrational demands. It's absurd. For instance, consider the dude who was offering free chairs and somehow still upset a choosing beggar.

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Text - 1 Today 2:34 PM Hey bro, is it cool if I still borrow the whip tonight? Yeah man just bring it back by 10 What time you swinging thru 6 Aight homie. See you then Today 4:06 PM I'm going to give you the whip back tomorrow morning instead.

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Text - Naw dude I need my car tonight Why you need it overnight? You have your own car Emily wants to get drinks in the Southside tonight after our iMessage Pay M date, and I'm not going to get laid if she knows what kind of car l'm pushing.

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Text - Doubt she'll care what car you drive. Be more worried about how your crib looks Imao Plus I don't want my whip parked on East Carson... too many drunks and don't wanna worry bout it getting hit or side swiped Dude, don't be a fucking asshole. You know l've been trying to hit that since college. Are you really going to do this to me? Do what to you? I just bought the Charger and not gonna take any chances of you driving it drunk or it getting vandalized or hit in SS You know I been grindin

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Text - M parked on East Carson... too many drunks and don't wanna worry bout it getting hit or side swiped Dude, don't be a fucking asshole. You know l've been trying to hit that since college. Are you really going to do this to me? Do what to you? I just bought the Charger and not gonna take any chances of you driving it drunk or it getting vandalized or hit in SS You know I been grinding to get it for the past few years

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Text - It's a fucking car, bro. Do you not value our friendship over a stupid whip? Weird cause I was gonna ask you the same Delivered iMessage

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