Friday, July 3, 2020

Cringiest Things Brides And Grooms Have Done


Someone on AskReddit got a fun and wild thread going about the cringiest things that people have done at weddings. Weddings just seem to bring all kinds of craziness out of people. 

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Text - RandomThoughts15 • 2h I'm a wedding videographer, and just recently the groom tried to slip the cake onto the face of the bride during the cake cutting to be funny and she straight up slapped him. This wasn't in a joking way either, it was straight face, straight up hard slap to the face. Best part is I got it on video. Reply 1 2.9k

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Text - WeddingElly • 2h At a classmates' wedding. They were young - maybe like 22? 23? There is apparently a caking tradition in some parts of the country, where when they cut the wedding cake, the couple feed each other a bit and smear each other's faces with cake as a joke. The bride had absolutely made 1000% clear to the groom she did NOT want to be caked. He did it anyways, and not just a small smear, but full on smushed a piece in her face. She was stunned initially, then got up, face full

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Text - aPKPirate • 1h Ive worked over 200 weddings at the same venue, many couples wanted fireworks and we had a company that could always do a show. The couple ALWAYS, without fail, would pick Firework by Katy Perry to play during the show. Reply 1.4k ...

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Text - Back2Bach • 2h At the reception line, after the church wedding ceremony: The bride had a large bottle of her favorite perfume and sprayed each guest with it - female and male, whether they wanted it or not - as they entered the banquet hall. Some guests complained that the smell of perfume was so strong that they lost their appetite and couldn't partake of the banquet. Reply 3.1k ...

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Text - The_Height_of_Folly • 2h Flew away in a helicopter at the end but there were only appetizers for food Reply 513 ...

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Text - -taco-rice- • 3h My wife and I don't dance, so we hadn't danced together before our wedding dance. Loved it, but it was cringe-worthy. Reply 937 ...

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Text - vixissitude • 3h Not wedding but engagement ceremony. They reenacted a scene from an old romantic film, about two lovers in 1800s. In front of like 300 people. Reply 575 ...

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Text - goofygoober2006 • 2h I went to a potluck wedding. The attendees kept all the food in their hot cars while at church then when we moved to the event hall they brought it all in to be served. Potato and macaroni salad after being in a hot car for an hour. Delish. Those were the high end dishes. Some attendees brought 2 liters of soda or bags of chips. At this same wedding they also had a "dollar dance". Everyone lines up and pays for the chance to dance with the bride. They pin dollars on t

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Text - dirtybirds233 · 3h My cousin and his wife are SUPER religious and maybe the two most awkward people l've ever met. They did one of those 'fake out' first dances where it starts with a slow song then transitions to a dance number with an upbeat song. Not only is that naturally cringe worthy, the upbeat song was 5 minutes long and they just kept repeating the same moves over and over for what felt like eternity. There was no alcohol allowed at the wedding, so there was nothing to dull the p

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Text - LiquifiedSpam • 3h Well, the groom (my uncle) didn't do it, but my dad wrote "help me" on the bottom of his shoes in big blocky letters so when he went up and kneeled at one point the immediate crowd had a good laugh. Edit: my dad wrote the letters on my uncle's shoes, not his own Reply 436 ...

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Text - EITuxedoMex • 2h During the wedding of some friends of my wife, the groom stopped the party to put a corny video with their photos since the first time they met until then. It doesn't sound that bad, but honestly it was the most ridiculous video with a totally out of place song, made worse by the fact that the bride was laughing mockingly and taking tequila shots with her friends. Reply 1 141

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Text - OphrysAlba • 2h Bride takes three hours to appear. After the ceremony, she and her spouse go up in an air balloon. The marriage did not last a year. Reply 1 1.4k ...

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Text - AlmousCurious • 2h The groom sang his vows. I honestly had to stare at the floor and slow breath to not laugh and get through it. Reply 1.8k ...

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