Monday, June 22, 2020

Technically Accurate Moments that are Clever and Dumb


There's no feeling quite like understanding a joke or moment that somehow manages to be witty, but also mind-achingly stupid at the same time. You can't say that they're perfectly correct, but they are technically accurate. We can't tell after reading these if we feel any smarter or if we've just boiled out our last few brain cells.

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Sport venue - A tennis court on top of a Dubai tower. 422 42 1 Share BEST COMMENTS V It takes a lot of balls to play tennis on that ... Brilliant.

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Photo caption - 4M X3 I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records as the oldest man in the world, which is taking up a lot of my time. X2 My new personal best: 36. X3 When I was born I was the worst person in the world at being the oldest man in the world. I've gone up about 3 billion places.

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Text - A prehistoric celebration. Happy 20th Anniversary to Dinosaur! Streaming on #DisneyPlus. marijunia dispensiares @vibegender dinosaurs are actually millions of years old. idiot.

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Cartoon - Loading game screen tips be like: .I would have won if I didn't lose!

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Text - 16 Jun at 7:12 PM • O Just playing table tennis.

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Animated cartoon - Chess be like: IPSIT

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Pizza - Are you eating healthy? Yes! Today I made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato purée spread on baked whole wheat Wow! Let me see Delivered Wtf

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Text - Benjamin Dada @DadaBen_ No sex before marriage. Say it after me. GİLLEY @TraeGilley Me it.

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Face - You don't have a skeleton inside of you. You're a brain. You are inside of a skeleton. You're piloting a bone mech that's using meat armor What?

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Text - 10 Hours of Nothing 654 t. näyttökertaa 10 t. 898 Jaa Lataa Tallenna Ella Svan 7 kuukautta sitten Close your eyes for full screen 2,1 t. 80

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Text - Wifi Plug 11 hours ago If we all agreed to it, we could live in the year 3,000. 15K

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Cartoon - Is Disney's Goofy Character Actually a Cow? While some might argue that Goofy is actually a Cow and not a dog, the popular character can most accurately be described as a cartoon. DAN EVON PUBLISHED 31 JANUARY 2019 Image via Disney

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Text - Erik Durbin @erik_durbin 50% of Roger Federer's name is "er"

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Face - Google biggest hollywood director ALL IMAGES NEWS VIDEOS MAPS DIRECTORS (BY HEIGHT) JRE Clint James Orson Gore Eastwood Cameron Welles Verbir 1.93 m 1.87 m 1.87 m 1.85 r II

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Text - my living room corner | wall | floor wall reddit

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Adaptation - Joseph @gmail.com> to me Hi James! I hope your doing well. I just fired a pistol for the first time, and I was hoping you could make me look like some sort of agent? thank you! James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Sure. HOUSE FOR SALE

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Pool - J09

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Food - ishi || @kuroosbf i made fried rice 12 He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

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Games - MEANWHILE IN A REMOTE PART OF THE DESERT

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Cartoon - Nobody: Mr. Krabs: *laughs in silver* Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver Silver

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Smoke - MUSEUM OF FIRE USE Meie NEXT EXIT

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by 3h NSFW What's it like to have a penis? 82 210 Share BEST COMMENTS e• 2h O 2 Awards It's hard sometimes 603 Reply ...

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Compost - If your DOG does a POO Please put it in a litter bin. Please hel our spaces clean

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Wood - Vandalism

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Text - Doorbells: GG

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