Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Funny Tinder Moments That Had No Shame


Tinder is the home of all cheesy, smooth, and just plain rude pickup lines. It's a place where people often seem to adopt alter egos and go on acting completely different than they do in real life. Occasionally, all that horsing around actually manifests in someone making a meaningful connection; but more often than not, we just get a lot of meaningless silliness. 

Check out more weird, hilarious, and raunchy Tinder gems over here.

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Text - 12:32 1 Safari LTE O Akshay YOU MATCHED WITH AKSHAY ON 6/15/20 Can I offer you a raisin? A raisin? Yeah Why a rais Do you like it? I'm not a huge fan of raisins tbh Good I dont like it as well Lol okay How about a DATE? Omfg I can't

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Text - Today, 8:35 PM So I'm actually from the future and we've been married for 20 years and I'm trying to settle an argument between us about when our first date was. Today, 8:35 PM Future me is looking at you like okay you're gonna get it rn because I'm smiling reading this

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Text - Melissa, 21 O 4 miles avway pros: - am open to sharing my Netflix account - can tie a cherry stalk into a knot with my tongue - can eat 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting con: - uses sarcasm as a defence mechanism - nocturnal - will eat 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting

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Text - Enter the Binary code here: 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 00101110 01100010 01100101 00101111 01100100 01010001 01110111 00110100 01110111 00111001 01010111 01100111 01011000 01100011 01010001 Emma, 21 Translate! Verified e Zuyd Hogeschool O 8 km away ASCII text: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Student | Academy of Architecture kom trippen 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01111001 01101111 01110101 0111

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Text - Alex 23 Imagine this: we go on a date. We're having a good time, but you think l'm acting sorta strange. I come clean and take off my hat to reveal a rat that has been pulling my hair to control my every movement. At first, you're shocked, but you laugh. We start dating and are happy together. One day, you tell me we have to talk. You've fallen in love with the rat, not me. I'm hurt, but I understand. All three of us stay friends.

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Text - Damn, is it just the camera angle or is your bed fuckin' huge? Today 3:19 PM probably just the angle but who knows maybe one day you could find out for yourself Today 4:12 PM If you're implying that we could have a pillow fight, I'd have to warn you l'm pretty deadly in the sheets

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Face - Today, 3:06 PM You look like shrek when he turns handsome

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Text - Nargis YOU MATCHED WITH NARGIS ON 6/11/20 Hey do you work at subway? Today 10:44 PM PLEASE don't say cause you got a foot long or something Today 11:18 PM What? No l'm genuinely asking if you do cuz I thought I might have saw you working @ the one near my work. Lol. So do u? Lol no i don't That's strange, you just gave me a foot long Sent

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Text - Today 6:16 PM You don't seem tinder like. Are you here because of quarantine? Yru so judgmental I am not being judgemental I am just asking Because you just have a single picture. And you don't have any bio. Hot girls dont need bio That's why you should have one.

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Website - 15/06/2020 5:41 am Good morning 15/06/2020 4:06 pm yes 15/06/2020 6:10 pm How may I help you? 15/06/2020 8:09 pm can I get the large triple cheeseburger thanks Sent R There you go

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Text - Michael YOU MATCHED WITH MICHAEL ON 6/12/20 Nice eyes thank you I use them to see wow that was a dumb response they're not even that good at seeing I need glasses Sent

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Text - Keely 21 Not into casual hook ups only into ranked competitive hook ups

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Text - Shelby Today 05:36 I've been in a Camaro, Hellcat and Charger before. Can't say I've ever been in a Shelby. Sent Type a message ... V GIF

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Text - what do you rob Rob? P Report Other Robs Robviously Delivered Your message GIF

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Text - A 23% Ô 20:02 kaitlin Today 18:02 I ALSO HATE SMALL TALK Today 19:55 omg why are you yelling You said you hate small talk so I made BIG TALK that's just yelling do you really not know what small talk is? cuz it's not the opposite of that Bruh Sent Type a message ... GIF

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Cartoon - O Waitress 8 Bisexual O 16 miles away As you can see it did hurt when I fell from heaven

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Text - Mars I've always struggled with the English language Oh no is this another pickup line Lmao it's not but I feel like I need to turn it into one now Don't hurt yourself trying too hard to come up with a pickup line Dear diary Today I met a cute girl. I tried to have a conversation with her, but at times I couldn't say the words that I really wanted to say. I've always struggled with the English language, especially around people like her, because, well, ... Her name's Mars, and as it would

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Text - Today 22:35 Aren't we all sales assistants, in the Grand scheme of life, trying to sell ourselves as good people to everyone we meet? Today 22:55 wow that's deeper than I expected There's twice in your life you'll say that with me Smooth. starx

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