Friday, December 2, 2022

Funniest Liver King Memes That Will Make You Roid Rage and Go Primal


Social media fitness celebrity, Brian Johnson, aka the Liver King, has finally been proven to be a fraud! All it took was years of eating raw animal organs, malnourishing his family for online clout, and $11,000 worth of metabolic steroids every month. Ouch. For a fitness influencer that is obsessed with living a "natural" lifestyle, like the Liver King, this was a devastating blow for his body building followers. However, if you look at his sinuously enormous physique and the crazed look in his eye, we really should have known he was roiding out all along. Besides, what's natural about eating raw livers, animal-part protein shakes, and bovine baIIs? There's nothing natural about that… Who knew that someone who ate bull testicIes on the daily would turn out to be such a nut job.

 

His primal following of Wholefoods hunter-gatherer men are mourning the fall of their ancestral guru, wondering why they keep sucking the marrow out of animal bones to get swoll when they could have just spent tens-of-thousands of dollars on steroids. 

Snow Worries: A wintery mix of 20 icy fails to shiver your timbers


These people got snowed in - and then got quite creative! Building things out of snow can be so much fun, and some people make some really impressive snow creations (looking at you, snow car guys!) As for house pets, they're not fans of the cold stuff, and they let their owners know it.

Keep scrolling to see these fine icy photos, then click here to check out this utterly ridiculous way one person makes their Mac n' cheese. 

Stupid Fails: 20+ idiotic things people genuinely believed once upon a time


People once believed the dumbest things. In this r/AskReddit thread, various Redditors shared what they thought were the silliest things everyone took as facts at one point in time that have since been proven to be woefully incorrect. If you want to put a positive spin on this, you could say that humanity and society have progressed and we know so much more these days. If you want to be realistic, however, you could just laugh at how dumb we humans can be. Keep scrolling below to see what people had to say. For more, check out these relatable memes and fails. 

'I dont have a bowl this big': Mac 'n' cheese prepped in kitchen sink divides the internet


Today, we are taking a visit to the weird side of the internet to see an impossibly strange way of making Mac n' cheese. 

Viral Thread: 'We look sloppy': Employer forbids employees from wearing coats while working drive through window, doesn't consider just providing coats as uniform


Those working in retail and service are no strangers to discomfort and, often times it can seem like employer's make it intentionally so.

20 Weird hairstyles from people who are expressing their inner artist


Hair is so expressive, whether it's long or short, shaved or totally bald - it's one of the first things people notice about you. These people below are quite expressive with their own hair too! Some of these hairstyles are kids participating in "Crazy Hair Day" at school. If you've never done that, it's a great time! While back in my day people just used colorful hairspray or stuck their hair up at odd angles, today's kids (and their parents obvs) are going way above and beyond with their 'do's. Because these days, parents are creating hair donuts and hair sodas on their kids' heads! As for the rest of the folks on this list, they must just really like their wild and crazy hair. 

Next up, check out this fascinating tale of the worst customer service chat bots ever, maybe, in the history of all time, which trapped one poor jet-setter in an endless loop. 

HR Discusses Employee's Upcoming Termination with Business Owner, Accidentally CC's the Employee


Give me a minute while I pick my jaw up from the floor. This thread, which was posted to Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit, was written by the husband of an employee who was accidentally copied on an email about her own upcoming termination. Yikes!

 

As some folks pointed out in the comments section, if this were me, I would not be able to resist further embarrassing HR for this egregious mistake. If the reasoning behind the termination had anything to do with an inability to perform the job correctly, well, then it's pretty clear whoever copied her on the email has the very same problem. If it's a work culture thing, as the original poster suggests it might be, then one has to wonder what kind of work culture would try to ignore a screw-up this bad. Keep scrolling below to see what other people had to say in the comments. For more work drama, check out this story about another HR busybody. 

Thursday, December 1, 2022

"Apparently we're all just yassified versions of our dads": Daughters Everywhere Are Reminding Us How Genetics Work in This Viral Trend


Genetic code just got lazy and did a copy/paste on their faces

20+ Bizarre Photoshop fails that aren't fooling anyone


How did we ever live without Photoshop, one of the coolest inventions of these modern times. Before Photoshop, if someone had red-eye in a photo, a real person would go in with an actual paintbrush and paint their eye color on the film to correct it. That was skilled work back in the day, and Photoshopping professionally today takes lots of practice. But also, thanks to the internet, any fool can shop their photos with hardly any effort. The internet has provided us with some hilarious examples of Photoshop artists who tried their hardest to make their pictures convincing…but just didn't quite succeed. Whether it's trying to fake an advertisement for a dog bed, or trying to fix an eyebrow and putting it overtop your hat, these pictures have us in stitches. 

After that, click here to read about this bakery who made a sloppy birthday cake, and then acted crazily when they were asked for a refund!

So controversial yet so brave: 20 mildly questionable opinions


"Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?" asked comedian Eric Andre. After he uttered the question on a 2016 episode of his show, a meme was born. And on this internet, there are plenty of hilarious opinions that people are excited to share with everyone. Even when their opinions are so stupid you can't believe the human brain actually came up with that tweet, you still have to hand it to some of these opinions: the poster is pretty brave for typing it out. 

Entitled Customers Demand Extra Black Olives on Their Pizza, Malicious Compliance Ensues


Be careful what you wish for! These entitled customers kept calling a pizza place demanding for a free second pizza with extra black olives because the first one didn't have enough olives on it. After numerous situations in which this occurred and they got their precious second free pizza out of it, this Redditor felt the need to communicate to these freeloaders that the jig was up, so to speak. 

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by u/LiteratureNo3595, who deserves a medal for giving these entitled folks the malicious compliance fiasco they deserved. You want extra black olives? No problem. The original poster proceeded to fill the entire surface area of that second pizza with black olives. Was it a waste? Perhaps. Was it worth it? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

 

Keep scrolling below to see what people had to say in the comments! For more tales of malicious compliance, check out this story about a $0.02 check.

'New job bait and switch': Home improvement store hires electrician to plumbing department over actual plumber, this goes exactly as expected


There are certain things in life that just make sense: Like hiring a plumber to help in your plumbing department and an electrician for the electrical department. Well, this mysteriously nameless "home improvement store" got their wires crossed when this manager decided to nepotistically appoint an electrician to the full-time plumbing department that they had just hired a plumber to work in.

When the plumber came to start their full-time job… they were told by the manager that they actually had a part-time job instead, who expected praise and thanks for their gracious act of job-giving mercy. This went on for some time until the plumber managed to find a job outside of the plumbing department, which landed the manager in hot water when sales "pulmbeted."

This went exactly about as you would expect it to, turns out electricians aren't the best for giving advice on plumbing supplies — who knew? 

Keep reading for the full story, as shared by u/FRED3R1CK. For more, check out

 

'I've had the same conversation 6 times': Infuriating customer service bots provide 'worst customer service ever,' customer stuck in endless loop


Trying to get to the airport for a flight is truly one of the most stressful things in the world. No matter how well you plan, how far in advance or how organized you try to be, issues will arise. This poster on Imgur shared their outrageous experience with one of the worst customer service chat bots ever, like maybe in the history of chat bots. It's genuinely cringeworthy to see the repeated attempts of this poor person to get some help!

'I have been reprimanded for productivity issues': Employee gets shamed by company for being too efficient


Why should any of this matter if the work gets done well? This employee was shamed by their horrible boss for getting the required work done over the course of four hours instead of eight. The reality is that they're just incredibly efficient and thorough, while their coworkers tend to get the same amount of work done over the whole day. 

 

This thread, which was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit, is a prime example of why we need to rethink our collective approach to productivity in the workplace. If you want workers to do more than what is required, they need to be encouraged and incentivized either with a salary boost or some other meaningful perk. Ideally, we can work in an environment where no one has to draw out their work over the course of an eight-hour day and just be honest when they're, you know, done with their tasks. But I suppose we do not live in that ideal world yet. 

 

Keep scrolling below to see what people had to say in the comments. For more stories like this, check out this post about a boss who failed to pay his employees on time.

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

'Can't we just start calling you Jessica? That would be easier': Girlfriend is called wrong name by boyfriend's entire family, thinks he's cheating, turns out to be much worse


"Have you ever been in a relationship where you thought you were being cheated on and then you find out what's actually happening, and then you just wish you were being cheated on?"

20+ Extremely cursed and silly glizzy memes to make you say 'my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined'


Ever since the frankfurter was invented in Germany, people have been eating hot dogs and sausages. It's was a rather popular American food for quite some time, and even today, they're a staple at baseball games and July 4th cookouts. And in case you didn't know, they've been called 'glizzies' as of late - a term that used to describe weaponry, but has now been promoted (maybe demoted?) to a slang term for hot dogs. Maybe hot diggities had a resurgence when that little augmented reality dancing hot dog took over Snapchat back in 2017. 

Regardless of how popular hot dogs are today, there's an entire Twitter page where dedicated fans can show off their favorite glizzies, both real and imagined, and boy are the results weird. Scroll down to check out this piping hot collection of some of the oddest glizzy memes on the internet. 

After that, check out these final bosses that are simply too powerful for you to destroy, sorry. 

'They were both stunned': Entitled brother thinks his child is the exception to "child-free" wedding, gets hit with the hammer of obvious truth


There will always be people who consider themselves to be the exception — to rules, laws, or just plain old common etiquette. These entitled individuals think they're the main character but don't even stop to consider the fact that they're really just making themselves into one of many faceless, disposable goons in everyone else's day — like those hordes of aliens in the first Avengers who just mercilessly eradicated in the final act having received literally zero screen time. 

Anyways, this brother made the classic entitlement blunder of thinking that his miracle baby was going to be the exception to a very strict "no children" rule at his brother's wedding — there's always one in the family. To nip this thought process in the bud, the groom sat his brother down and very explicitly laid out the rules in a way that even his brother would be able to understand.

Keep reading to see the screenshots and reactions to this story, as originally shared to Reddit's r/AmItheA**hole subreddit by Redditor u/throwaway3373123. For more, check out this guy who proposed at his brother's wedding, which prompted the brother to destroy his relationship.

'They lied [...] so I quit': Recruiter lies about new hire's job duties and working arrangement, new hire quits


Working relationships are built on mutual trust — so why are so many recruiters determined to start things off with deceit? 

 

Update! 'My mom was horrified': 'Upscale bakery' allegedly run by teens botches birthday cake, refuses to apologize


When you order a cake from a bakery, you expect it to look professional, right? Not for one customer, who got a bad surprise when this bakery kind of messed up her cake. It's botched enough to notice - but some people on the internet actually don't think it looks that bad. 

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

30 Crazy BeReals from people who had an exciting (and sometimes flammable) day


Social media is chock-full of photoshopped bodies, picture-perfect dinners, and expertly photographed vacation selfies. Enter BeReal, an app released in 2020 with the intention of being the opposite of most social media platforms. Instead of curating the perfect photo, everyone posts a photo at the same time (well, when the app isn't crashing, anyway). It captures photos of each person where they are - front and back camera view - in an attempt to, you know, "be real." Sometimes that's a little boring. But other times, people have shared some truly hilarious and crazy moments! 

Scroll down to check out these eye-popping BeReals, then click here to read the most random, galaxy-brain shower thoughts ever. 

'Only a few more mental breakdowns till Christmas': 20 back-to-work memes after the Holiday weekend


How are we expected to just go back to work like this? I mean, you have a tumultuous three-day work week scrambling to get everything in place so you can truly unplug for the Holiday weekend. Then, you finally get those four days off and you have to deal with family tension and drama the whole time? You probably don't even get a good amount of sleep until Saturday or Sunday. And now, after all of that, we're expected to just go back to the office like nothing ever happened? Like we got a taste of what it's like to have a life, and then it's immediately ripped away from us? 

 

How rude! Here we are, now in the middle of a normal five-day work week, and we have absolutely no ability to function because it feels like we're living in a warped world. Will someone step up and admit that this is bizarre? Until that happens, here are twenty back-to-work memes to make you feel less alone. For more content like this, check out these annoying coworker memes.

'I guess you can say his debt has been paid': Guy gets his childhood bully arrested years later


As someone wise once said, Karma is a God. I mean, that same person went on to say Karma is a cat, but enough about Taylor Swift. The point is that karma is real and will bite you where you do not want to be bitten. This story is a prime example of that fact.

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/ProRevenge subreddit by u/sarcasticpremed, who shared that they discovered their childhood bully's alias on social media and proceeded to report it and get them arrested. Not only that but the Redditor also got paid for their services. It doesn't really get better than this, does it? Take a moment to picture your childhood bully in prison garb. I don't want to be petty, but the thought certainly does not not bring me joy. 

 

Keep scrolling below to see what people had to say in the comments! For more, check out this revenge tale about a bossy coworker!

‘You’re gaslighting me so you don't look like the bad guy': Daughter catches mom's boyfriend cheating, epically tells him off and puts him in his place


"You and I both know that you got caught doing something wrong, that you weren't supposed to be doing, and you're gaslighting the absolute sh*t out of me so you don't look like the bad guy."

 

'We need to comply to avoid being excluded': Team leader implies required lunch break location to promote synergy and "cohesion"


Sometimes it's not about the words being spoken; it's about the implication. When your boss suggests a singular place where you should take your lunch break, claims it's not a requirement but goes on to imply that you'll be disadvantaged in the workplace if you disagree… well, you don't really have a choice — do you?

Entitled Dude Expects Girlfriend to Make an Extravagant Breakfast for Him Every Morning Because He 'Isn’t a Morning Person'


Luxuriously self-indulgent people can have high expectations.

IT Supervisor "Dave" demands all to-be-recycled computers pass across his desk, ends up with a giant mountain broken computers


We all have a "Dave" in our life. The thing is — Dave can be wound a little too tight… 

'The girls were pissed': Parents add new gym to their home but make their four daughters share a bathroom


There's nothing like clueless, arrogant parents! This mother earnestly shared her story via this thread on Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit and seemed to have no idea how selfish she and her husband have been throughout their recent home renovation project.

 

The couple has four daughters, who have been sharing a bathroom for some time now and have been complaining that it's too much. Finally, when the Redditor and her husband had enough funds to do a renovation, did they add a second bathroom for their kids? Nope. Did they add a gym for the dad? Did they remodel the kitchen? Did they renovate the backyard? You bet they did.

 

This story is just another friendly reminder of two fundamental truths: one, that anyone can be selfish (even your parents); two, that people can be so blindly unaware of their own actions that they post to Reddit thinking they're completely innocent. It's just baffling. For more stories like this, check out this post about a demanding mother as Christmas approaches.

Monday, November 28, 2022

'I want to make a complaint:' Aggressive Kevin berates gas station manager until she bans him


In one small town, there is drama going on at the local gas pump, but not for the reason you might think. As one poster on r/IDOWORKHERELADY wrote, his mother has some pretty wacky customers at her job as a petrol station manager. This one stubborn Kevin really tested her patience as he demanded to speak to the manager. But luckily, this manager got a handle on the situation and she really had the final revenge! 

Next up, read about this family who declared their Thanksgiving meal was BYOC - bring your own chair. 

'IT'S AT THE APEX OF A STORYLINE': Insensitive Karen enraged when soap operas are paused for a breaking news event


This Karen did not want her programs to be interrupted, but that's exactly what happened. A breaking news event on a local TV station followed a serious helicopter crash, but that wasn't enough of a tragedy to stop Karen from letting loose online. She probably has no clue that she could easily find episodes of The Young and the Restless and The Bold and the Beautiful online.

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/F***YouKaren subreddit by u/mcparksky and it belongs in our endless series of Karens doing the most. Maybe this lady learned her lesson and realized that she was being horribly insensitive. That's probably wishful thinking. Maybe she also realized how embarrassing it is that she watches those shows. That's probably wishful thinking too. Keep scrolling below to see her outrageous Facebook post and to see the best comments. For more content like this, check out this post about a Karen who refused to move her bag on a train.

What I bought vs. What I got: 30+ People who immediately facepalmed over terrible online purchases


Online shopping is really a "best of times/worst of times" situation. It's never been easier to order, say, a nice prom dress, or a brand new rug for the living room, or a comfy new pair of leggings. But you have to be really, really careful about where you order from. And you have to be cautious that you're ordering something that's the correct size, as a few disappointed doll-house furniture owners now understand. Keep scrolling to see some of the worst mishaps folks have had while shopping on the World Wide Web. 

Next, click here to view people whose barbers absolutely hate them (and took it our on their hair)!