This is not what nature intended. These fantastic photoshops fall deep into the uncanny valley of what can and might have been. Someone tell Dr. Strange to un-cast this spell because it seems as if realities have collided.
Afterwards be sure to check out these amazing photoshop trolls from the master of the game, James Fridman.
To start things off, we'd like to asses the cost of water in various areas around the United States. As far as we know water is a relatively cheap utility bill for the majority of Americans. Sure it can't hurt to save a few bucks here and there when it's possible, but no one should be denied access to a hot shower based on the cost of water. And unfortunately, that's exactly what happened here when OP's cousin 'Karen' literally stood in front of him and blocked him from entering the shower, all in the name of saving a few pennies (literally). Now OP's cousin probably did not expect that he would take matters into his own annoyed hands and bathe himself in her sink instead, using along the way much more water than a shower would have needed. Nope, no one expected that. But boy are we glad that it happened.
Why do we need all this high-concept trivia junk and families trying to make Steve Harvey do his "uh oh" face when this whole time we could have just been greasing up people in body suits and making them climb slippery stairs? Seriously it's a damn shame that we even try to put together elaborate obstacle courses when this was always an option.
Dang dude those guys don't give a damn. It feels like this is the sort of thing that feels like it came out of a Newspaper from a hundred years ago, but nah. Apparently these guards have strict orders to never deviate from their path, resulting in moments like these. These guys were doing their regular marching routine when a kid didn't get out of the way, getting a taste of what's left of the British Empire.
She sounds kinda sus...
Just going out on a limb here to say that if you're going to break up over a game of 'Among Us' it just wasn't meant to be. Nothing to do but have a laugh, pack up, and move on.
For more ridiculous dating stories check out this guy who sent his Tinder date to the emergency room with a bag of trail mix.
It is disturbing that this teenage girl thought this would be ok. What a dark and cruel stunt to pull. Either she has some serious issues or this comes from her mother, the ex-wife.
We can't imagine how the dad's wife must be feeling in this instance. What an absolutely horrific thing to endure. Send that girl to counseling because she's going to need it.
Otherwise, she's going to grow up to be like this woman who couldn't wait for her parents to die so that she could have their wedding rings.
It's just nice to see someone not tolerating their workplace taking advantage of them or jerking them around. Seems like they shouldn't have abused an employee who was so crucial to their success as a company. Watch as this boss tries to use the other employees as pawns to guilt this guy back into helping them. Seems like Mister Bossman doesn't understand that a job is a job. Too bad.
Talk about petty hostility and unwarranted aggression.
It's a shame that so many people that think this is ok find themselves in middle-management positions. Probably because we so often misattribute cruelty with 'strength'. Also probably because the people who possess the same traits and sociopathic tendencies see themselves in these lousy human beings.
This piece of work is right up there with the manager who threatened a guy's job... who was already quitting.
Jimmy will forever be a legend in our hearts and minds. This story, as told by his coworker u/Rusticwhiskey, checks all the boxes that lead to a delicious dose of malicious compliance.
When he was faced with, what was certain to be, being forced into early retirement and the removal of his massive amount of leave. Jimmy instead decided to take all of his leave at once and use that time to look for another role.
It's hard to say what the new owners were thinking but it wouldn't be the first time that the new owners of a company had absolutely no idea what they were doing.
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For more Malicious Compliance from the "Jimmys" of the world check out this guy who buried secret phrases in the reports he was writing to his manager to see if his manager was reading his reports. When his manager then tried to throw him under the bus the employee was able to turn the tables on him and get the manager fired.
It's not really all that surprising that a group of people who have devoted their lives to helping sick and injured animals turn out to be a wholesome bunch.
When this mother posted a question that her children had regarding the health of Santa's reindeer vets from all over the world were quick to respond. They also pledged their support to help Santa's reindeer if they were ever in need to help put the children's fears to rest.
For more wholesomeness check out this adorable dog neighbor.
That's some pure, uncut, quality dad behavior right there. This too-wholesome-for-its-own-good twitter thread has dads from all over sharing some potentially unflattering, but highly endearing glamor shots of themselves after their daughters got at them with make-up. For some extra wholesomeness, here are some wholesome memes because everyone deserves a nice break.
This collection of amazing photoshops is so mildly interesting that it might just grab the attention of your sister. So make sure to show her for us and enjoy these magnificent works of art.
For more cool stuff check out these abandoned machines of war in incredible environments.
It's a bad idea to brake check a truck. It's an even worse idea to brake check a truck without looking around to see if there are any cops around. This one's got the added flavor of a perturbed French guy lauding the outcome of this total BS traffic move.
Want a font that's not only incomprehensible but also has the vibe as a memo for a poorly attended PTA meeting? Want to see fingers pointing to nowhere but in a way that reminds you of your boss leaving a passive aggressive note on the copier? Well this trailer purports that you soon can, with the terrible power of Comic Dings.
The internet is a whirlwind of people's thoughts and fears about anything from the nature of reality to their own dwindling health. But sometimes, sometimes they'll get into the real meat of what it means to be human. That's weird errant thoughts about clown death, truly stupid but honest takes about windshield wipers, and discussions of the time Alice Cooper almost shot Elvis. It's those delectable funny tweets and tumblr gems that kick the day up a few notches.
Nothing says 'I'm insecure' more than critiquing the appearance of your significant other. It's just not cool. It's not cool when men do it, it's not cool when women do it, just don't do it, okay? In this particular instance we have no sympathy whatsoever for OP, who wanted his wife to 'look her best' for his office Christmas party. She doesn't usually wear contacts for other special occasions, only for skiing and other sporting activitivie. So why would she go out of her way to be uncomfortable just so her insecure husband will feel like he is presenting the most attractive version of his wife to his coworkers? We are not about it, not one bit.
Sometimes it's worse than someone not looking like their photos. Sometimes people will try to sell you Tupperware, hand off their baby, or smell your shoes. Meeting new people can be great, but the whole problem with meeting people is that people are flippin' weird, and you can never be too sure about what they're like. Keep those shoes on tight. For more of this, here are 23 of the worst dates people went on.
We love a family get together that results in stories from dad's golden days, leave the drama for your mama. Just kidding, let's leave her out of this please. Anyway, back in OP's dad's day there wasn't much in the way of OSHA or workplace safety. When the boss asks dad to perform a potentially life threatening task, OP's dad is quick witted and maliciously complies. The result is priceless, and dad got to live to tell the tale!
The holidays can be a stressful time for pet owners who like to travel. There is always the dilemma of how to best ensure the pet's wellbeing and happiness during the time when you will be apart. We always say if you are able to bring your pets along for the journey, do it! But if you can't, put some time and effort into finding the next best options. These are our babies after all.
One such holiday traveler found that his dog sitter was doing oodles and we mean oodles of laundry while staying at his house during the dog sitting gig. OP decided to use a well reviewed sitter whom he met with and deemed suitable for the position, but he's just not sure how to best respond to this situation. The sitter did 9 loads of laundry, yeah, 9. That is just excessive.
It's always good to pay attention to your own gut instinct. When a complete stranger holding a rock walks up to you in a parking lot and asks for directions, "looking like a complete jerk" and not helping them is still a better option than being hit with a rock. So here are some freaky moments when people could tell something was off. For some more close calls, here are life-ruining bullets that people dodged.
The internet might be a place full of stupidity, hatred and ignorance, but god damn if people aren't excellent at snappy comebacks. Seriously, people aren't good at things like understanding science, basic math or reading but get them a dumb thing to respond to and they'll come with a clapback so hard that the recipient needs to sit down for a while and splash some water on their face.
Gotta be honest here, I would probably hide too. There is nothing worse than being forced into engagement with someone when you are sleep-deprived and feel like generally being left alone.
The mother-in-law sounds a bit entitled especially since she insists on coming around despite being told to ring in advance. If her son really thinks that her actions are justified then he can come home to deal with her when she comes around.
Who needs enemies when you have in-laws like this. Reminds us of the time that this mother-in-law got offended when her DIL took back a gift that was rudely rejected.
This micromanager certainly reaped what he sowed when he insisted on receiving reports from his subordinates that he wasn't actually reading. There's nothing like insisting that your employees do excessive work just for the sake of your ego.
Maybe if he had actually focused on results instead of asserting his power he would have had something more to go off of.
This guy sounds like the middle manager who tried to increase his bonus by putting more workload onto a smaller and smaller team.
These clever tweets nail the essence of what it means to be married. They give us an incredible insight into the ridiculous back and forths that take place when your existence is embedded with another.
Sometimes enough is enough and you simply cannot take anymore. It sounds like this is exactly what happened with this guy's niece with her job at the accounting firm.
These sorts of workplaces have a reputation for being "old boy's clubs" so it's no surprise that they continue to harbor relics of a past age who continue to live their lives as if they're in the pages of a "Mad Men" script. It's honestly disappointing how prevalent these types of attitudes are.
This niece absolutely should not have put up with her boss's behavior. Perhaps, there were more constructive ways to go about handling the situation. A juicy lawsuit was just hanging there waiting to be nabbed up.
For more stories about horrible bosses check out this doozy of a manager who tried to tell their pregnant employee that she had to waif for cover before going into labor.
What can we say about absolute units that they don't already say for themselves? These sultans of size offer us a vision into the world of giants. These units are so gargantuan, so portly, so shredded that it's a miracle their mass doesn't affect the tides. While we putter around in our tiny little lives, theseabsolute units remain too large for this earth.
Just imagine... The absolute insanity and entitlement that could possibly lead someone to think like this. u/newhere1237 has a real problem on her hands with this one. I tend to agree with some of the comments, in that, the worst part of it all could be that she is trying to isolate her husband from her family. I mean, she is clearly trying to do that already.
The u/newhere1237 is not the wedge here... That has been the daughter-in-law from the very start.
In-laws are never easy... Just take this sister-in-law who "lost" a $2k camera at the beach.
Is it a crutch to still have such strong feelings for a string of films that came out starting 20 years ago? No. It's not. Lord of The Rings memes are almost as perfect as the material they are based on. How dare you even suggest that they aren't completely relevant and terrific? For more stuff for unrepentant dorks, here are Dungeons and Dragons memes for those of us on a roll.
@raycont let the world know about the wonderful feature of this place to stay. Nothing like a well behaved dog to stop by for treats. For more surprise animal twitter threads, here's one about an incorrigible cat that invaded a guy's home, as well as a lizard that created havoc in a garden.
