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Thursday, January 28, 2021

Entitled People and Their Goofy Demands

It's hard to tell what's going on in the head of an entitled person who thinks that it's okay to demand someone work for them for free. Entitled folks can come in all stripes, from godawful customers to absurd landlords to wacked out potential bosses. There's just a type of person out there who are convinced that their incredible demands are reasonable.

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Font - "ite Chair Marketplace FREE - Free Chair Mark as Sold More Options 10:17 PM Yes, it's available. Can you deliver to me tomorrow I live in durant ok it says no deliveries on the description.. Can't drive don't have a truck. This is really starting to piss me off Bye Bitch A contact left the group.

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Font - We are looking for a Site Engineer (Intern) to join our company. The following are the requirements. 1. B.E/B.tech (2020 passout) 2. Should be based in 3. Should have a laptop/pc in case of work from home. 4. Should have a bike to visit the site. 5. Male candidate is preferred. Note: This is not a paid internship Interested candidates send your resume throu personal message in Linkedin.

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Font - 18h Heyy @KendallJenner i draw your sister! Replyıng to First of all, i draw celebrities cause it give me exposure and its a good way to advertise. And second point if i draw people for free where will i get money to live? 9. 182 17h Have you had much luck with your advertising on Twitter? Any celebrities actually pay you to draw them or just regulars like me? Replying to @ 1 The irony of this is that @KylieJenner can afford to pay you for this, yet u did it pro bono. I wanted you to do 1

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Font - Is the price negotiable? 9:40 PM Sunday Sorry, I'm firm on the price 6:17 AM come on man the last one looked at that was open, i shined a UV light on it and there were crusty splash marks of organic nature all over the controller and the front of the console 6:22 AM Sorry, I already have a potential buyer at my price anyways. It is used, not saying it isn't. Though maybe has a total of around 10 hours on it 6:26 AM good luck ya fragile little snowflake. my dad says only poofs use xbone an

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Font - This man asked me out on a date. He was actually fine as hell but when l asked him where we going he said and I quote ladies "Applebee's". I busted out laughing at his silly cheap ass. I told him "I own my own shop, a house, a BMW and stocks. I can buy Applebee's"! Then I walked away you should have seen his face. I'm worth more than Applebee's, you have to impress me and that ain't it! Ladies keep them standards high as hell, don't settle for a broke man 100 You and 185 others 47 shares

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Font - 2 hours ago This place is awful. Came for the hyped experience, staff was rude, drinks were watered down, crowded college bar during covid, never again. Beware. ow glad you followed through with the threat you made about leaving a bad review on your way out the door now so allow me to retort: You and your friend were both belligerent with our staff and unwilling to comply with our simple masking rules for covid safety. Worse still you only complained about your drink because the "new Asia

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Product - A ADD ME ON WHATSAPP Rate Buyer Free 6-drawer wide chest of drawers • Free. Ad Posted: 14:13 Hi, are the drawer units still available please? If do. I'd like them both. ADD ME ON WHATSAPP - 16:29 How rude are you? Instead of saying 'its Gone' you just delete the advert! Arrogance is a byproduct of ignorance! ADD ME ON WHATSAPP - 16:34 Sorry, I'd already deleted the ad before you messaged me; I think you messaged at just the wrong time. Me - 16:45

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Product - A ADD ME ON WHATSAPP Rate Buyer Free 6-drawer wide chest of drawers . Free . Ad Posted: 14:13 Me - 16:45 "Arrogance is a byproduct of ignorance." is the ponciest, most petty, entitlted response I can imagine to not getting some free IKEA furniture because you were too late. I hope your life gets better. Me - 16:46 My life is good thank you. Even you reply to my opinion is poor. Your obviously a very degenerated individual indeed. Let's hope 2021 allows you some degree of elocution. (Bi

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Font - Nextdoor Brookgreen Jan 24 ... to me v nextdoor View on Nextdoor KAREN Kelly Spotted 2 kids selling lemonade at a stand without a license. Looked anywhere between 7- 10. I confronted these kids, and they told me they did not have a license. Both had brown hair. Parents, check with your kids to to make sure we are not compromising our local safety. Thanks! General - Jan 24 to 44 neighborhoods Like Private message A> Share View or Reply

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Font - Conversation with Hi is this Yes, how can I help you? Yeah so I saw your ad for the Playstation 2 and was wondering if you would lower the price a bit since it is flashed and therefore the warranty is void? The price is $70 with more than 100 games and two controllers, two memory cards. I will drop it to $65 but not lower than that A bit much since the warranty is void, i will give you $15 if you ship tomorrow and i think thats fair Dude, you realise that this is a PS TWO (2)? It is like

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Terrestrial plant - giuten-free-pussy I know for a fact I've told this story on here be- fore but l'll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked "cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma'am?" And she said "that's none of your business." And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question spark-of-jenius Oh, I've got one in this vein: a lady called our company wanting us to come steam clean her tile floors, but refused to give her

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Font - Hudson, Ohio Area Buy, Sell, and Trade 6h · Hello! I am searching for a free grand piano that is in mint or close to mint condition. I am creating a beautiful home for it. I am looking to adopt this well loved item and promise you it will be well taken care of and enjoyed and admired for many years to come. Color is not an issue.

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Font - Loux et Yesterday at 6:40 PM · O So, today, in saw a man at the corner of V and standing there in the freezing cold with a sign that said he needed food or cash. (I have never seen anyone begging in I turned around and went back and asked how long he'd be there for. He said all night. He said he lost his job due to Covid, and that he had three kids. So, I was going to Walmart anyways and bought him some groceries. Upon my return, he was no longer there, but there was a white Jeep that see

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Font - Bandai Namco US @BandaiNamco... · 1h RANDAI NAMCO Super Baby 2 has great moves, but Gotenks' strut remains undefeated. #DBFZ Entertainment Are you still using Goktenks in your lineup? Order DBFZ: spr.ly/6013HZ2Z1 GIF 47 2] 119 1.1K 000 Osiris Replying to @BandaiNamcoUS How about you give me it for free im a streamer so I dont need to pay for this.

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Blue - ... 13h • A Needing workers first couple days is 50 bucks a day. It's a laborer position if you make it past the first 2 days which so far noone has your pay will go up. Please if you can't do manual labor or if you never have don't waste my time or yours. And for everyone who thinks it's slavery move on I don't have time to listen to you one your soap box. Must have hammer 26" crowbar and a good long prybar $123 SPRINGFIELD, MO Workers wanted MESSAGE O 17 60 Comments O Like Comment Look

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Font - Karen I have 3286 friends on Facebook and only a few of you told me Happy Birthday! I'm deleting those off my friends list who didn't post on my wall. What's the point of having you as a Facebook friend if you're not going to treat me as a friend? Sorry not sorry if you're deleted Like לן O Comment A Share

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Tumblr Story: Wholesome Frat Boys Unite To Find Lost Keys

Some straight up frat house gothic right here. Frat boys are full of surprises. You never know if you're just going to get some of the stereotypical uproarious behavior from some dudes that have been getting lost in the sauce, or if you'll encounter some genuinely helpful bros that are completely down to help you find your misplaced keys. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about a girl who got cheated on, and then her buddies assembled to help her resolve the issue at hand.

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Font - snarling-through-our-smiles I once lost my keys at a frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let in by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to pass out on the couch. Apparently I puked in the toilet before passing out. I do not remember this part. The next morning, I schlepped back to the frat house. I stood there, right in front of the front door. This was a novel experience for me. l'd never been at a frat house

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Font - A boy, presumably, of the house, asked me what I was doing. "I lost my keys in here last night," I called back. "I was seeing if I could go in and look for them?" He opened the door and gestured for me to come in. "Go wherever you want."

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Font - I'd never seen a frat house post-party before. Wandering up the stairs and through the halls, I was surrounded by hungover and still-drunk frat boys stumbling around in their socks and sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food and showers like moths to a porch light. A few of them threw puzzled glances my way. I'm sure they thought I was some post-bacchanalia hallucination. I entered one room where a boy was drunkenly watching some Old Yeller- esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of his

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Font - "Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice all mumbly from grogginess and also from the fact that his face was squished against his pillow and half-buried by his blanket. I told him I did. He mumbled again, pleased, and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for my keys. "Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around here." I didn't doubt him.

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Font - Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched just about every bedroom and nuclear- waste-dump-site of a bathroom in that house. I'd given up on ever finding my keys and was prepared to beg my roommates' forgiveness and get a new set copied. As I stood there in the hallway, silently bewailing my predicament, a particularly- burly frat boy approached me. "You need help with something?" "I lost my keys here last night and I can't find them, I've looked everywhere."

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Font - "What do they look like? l'll put it into the group chat." He was already pulling out his phone. No one ever checks a group chat, I thought, but what the hell. It was worth a shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss it." He nodded, presumably typing this description faithfully into the group chat. "Alright, I sent the message out. Good luck."

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Font - And with that, he turned and left. A few moments later, I heard a distant thundering. It was coming from upstairs, and it was getting louder and louder. One assumes that how I felt in that moment was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest stampede through the ravine as a horde of large young men all thundered down the stairs, making a beeling for me. "Someone tell the girl!" One of them shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey, GIRL!! We found your keys, girl!!"

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Font - They circled around me. I hadn't felt that small since I was maybe eleven years old. One of them split himself off from the crowd. "Are these -" he pulled out a ring of keys from his pocket, "your keys?" And lo, there was the distinctive bright millennial pink cat keychain dangling off the ring.

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Font - "Yes," I whispered. "Oh my god, yes." "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!!" The cheer went up. Turns out he found them in the bathroom upstairs. I thanked them again profusely. There was a scattered round of "no problems" and then, just as suddenly as they descended, they all dispersed, like ships in the night.

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Relatable, Hilarious, And Totally Random Marriage Tweets

This boatload of marriage tweets is sure to resonate with many married folks out there. The experience of marriage is one that can test you to the depths of your very soul, and what you can ultimately put up with for the one you love. Oftentimes those adorable little quirks and strange mannerisms that might've swept you off your feet for your loved one can end up being the very thing that grinds your gears like none other, years later. All in all though, it sounds like marriage is nothing short of a hilarious journey.