You know it's bad when you arrive to work with a frown, grumbling a hello to the secretary, turning on your computer while rubbing your eyes, and wishing you'd have called in sick. You become obsessed with the time and take breaks whenever you can. Push off tasks even though the deadline is approaching because you simply can't seem to find an eff to give anymore. Your boss is absolutely insufferable, your coworkers are exhausting, and you begin wondering what the hell were you thinking when you picked this career back in the day. Where is the white picket fence you imagined you'd have by now?
Maybe a short vacation in Atlantic city would have done it back in the day, but now even that wouldn't take you out of the predicament you're in. Perhaps the answer lies in becoming a freelancer and just working from home. At least then you'd have minimal contact with the rest of the human species. That sounds like a personal heaven if you ask me.
In the meantime, the best recipe for some serotonin is obviously memes, and that's why you're here — so let's get into them. Also, feel free to check out some terrible biological parents who get when they deserve when they think they can waltz back into their daughter's life unannounced.
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