A great many things can drive people to become their trashiest selves. Sometimes it's a moment of weakness. Perhaps a combination of inebriation and a flash of unbridled selfishness. At times, neglect. And at other times, necessity. How else are you going to acquire your neighbor's doormat? It's just sitting outside their house and it's not like it's nailed down. And the result is some wild trashiness that's impossible to not look at. It's almost beautiful. Almost.
We try to live our lives ignoring or out-witting our most basic instincts. But sometimes they're simply unavoidable. Sometimes you take a big long look at your 1993 Toyota Tercel and you think "man, what this baby really needs is a wrap of slobbering, cross-eyed anime girls" and it's just impossible to resist.
Here are some entitled people who made everyone's day worse, as well as some of the most terrifically trashy weddings people have been to.
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