Wednesday, March 3, 2021

Signs That Kids Are Dumb and Weird


Kids are weird stupid people, and they have no excuse. Okay, they have one excuse and it's that their small, dumb minds aren't fully developed and they have no idea how the world works. As good as an excuse that is, it doesn't take away from the fact that there's too much proof kids are weird and dumb.

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Gesture - Happy Monday. My kids spent a solid 15 minutes arguing over whether this thing goes in the animal bin (because duck) or the vehicle bin (because wheels) and it was honestly one of the funniest conversations that I have ever overheard.

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Font - Joey D'Arcy @JoeyDarcyy Was on the bus the other day and two kids about 10 were in front of me. One of them said that his parents won't let him get a dog so he used to stare at the sun to try make himself blind so he could get a guide dog. No doubt he was waffling but you have to admire his imagination

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Font - Turisuto @OpticalHD1 When I was 8, I had an older yt channel with like 3 subscribers, once I hit 5 subscribers I was gonna do a "fan meetup" and I put my actual address in the description of the video 11:42 PM · 2/20/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Organism - A tip to new parents: 3yo's will lock you out of the house, in the snow, without remorse, and will think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of the world. 10:59 AM 2/21/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - straighthater children ages 3-5 are truly something else im a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out "have you ever killed someone? and are the bodies in the walls?"

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Organism - Hanne B. @h_a_n_n_e_b Replying to @TheOnion I believed for an unbelievably long time that Washington, D.C. stood for Washington, Da Capital. I wasn't the sharpest child in the shed.

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Product - My 5 year old nephew asked how long my newborn needed to charge before he could go home...it's a heart rate monitor. USQuestioner EGO

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Automotive tire - Just told my nearly 5 year old that he had dirt on his face. He said "I can't see it". And I said "Well, you can't see your own face". He said "Yes I can". Then started turning his head and eyes around, convinced that if he found the right angle, he could see his own face but was very disappointed when that didn't work. Not a lesson I thought l'd have to teach him as a father.

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Font - Henpecked .. @Henpecked.. 18 Jun 2020 Things that made my toddler cry this week: - only wants to go up on the seesaw, not down -I wouldn't serve her hot ice cream - her shadow is copying her - doesn't want to have bones anymore How about your kid? O 87 7180 99 19 1,396

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Hand - have a good war Actual letter From Kid 6 reddit Posted in r/generationkill by u/Sam-Warren

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Triangle - Look out world. My four-year-old daughter is a tic-tac-toe prodigy

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Product - Sophy Boyle @wyvernandstar When your kids make you so proud: Years ago I took my little girl to the park. We stopped a while at the pond as there were children feeding the ducks. One kid noticed my daughter watching and offered some of his bread cubes. "Thank you' my daughter said gravely, and ate them 10:04 PM Feb 1, 2021 903 143 1, Share this Tw...

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Food - NABISCO PER 2 CUOKIES 140 CL 2, SAT FAT 90 SIT va VWEN OPENED SUGARS

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Font - Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Children are the best fundraisers because they don't understand economics: Principal: The student who raises $500 dollars for the school will get this free hat 12 year old me: That is such a great deal

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Font - the eldest child I nanny (she's 5) has a game where she sits us all in a circle and gives us each a coin with a sticker on one. anyways if we flip our coin and it lands sticker-side-up we have to touch the dead bee she keeps under her bed in a tupperware.

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Clothing

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Ear - that TV is ruined

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Font - ***\savannah.*/ @sai1orsav my little sister got a 2/15 on her math so my mom asked me to help her retake it and then we got a 1/15 I CANNOT BREATHE 2:47 AM 19 Nov 20 · Twitter for iPhone 29 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 481 Likes

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Tripod - They thought it was a camera

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Tableware

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Font - I am the dumbest person alive. As a kid, i played games. But i stopped playing them because i though that everytime you play the game, the VAs had to go to the studio and say stuff. So in short, I stopped playing games for a while because i didnt wanna tire the voice actors.

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Plant - The distance between the sun and the Earth is 149M kilometers, yet this kid decided to put a ladder to watch the solar eclipse

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Nose - FEGU Bradford Boach "There was a hot dog hidden in his cornbread."

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Font - When I was little, my mom would bury coins and leave big footprints in the sand. She would tell me that, at night, pirates would leave their treasures in there. I would be so happy for hours while looking for these treasures and my mom would have a calm morning, for literal pennies. >

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Jaw - Valerie @ValeeGrrl Oh you spent $8K to take your kids to Disney? My son watched the garbage truck empty our trash 20 minutes ago and he's still talking about it

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