Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Inadvisable Life Hacks That Won't Make Anyone's Life Much Better


Whether it's extremely unethical, wildly unsafe or just a bad idea, there are a few life hacks out there that are better left undone. Just because something calls itself advice doesn't necessarily mean it's helpful or good. Take these dumb and bad life pro tips to not do, for example. Or these dumb tips that are bad ideas at best.

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Forehead - Send your lady some flowers to work on Valentine's Day from a secret admirer. If she don't bring the flowers home. She cheating fam Open Thue Sal

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Dog - Stick a Turkey leg in a sneaker and let your dog patrol your yard.

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World - Pro tip: Remember when you bury a body to cover it with endangered plants so it will be illegal for anyone to dig it up. imgflip.com

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Automotive tire - DID YOU KNOW IF YOU STEP ON THE GAS AND BRAKES AT THE SAME TIME YOUR CAR WILL TAKE A SCREENSHOT

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Font - HOPE @HopeWalpole Eating chips on my boyfriends side of the bed so I don't have to sleep in crumbs later

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Furniture - Life Pro Tip Replace your cat litter box with an amazon box. When it's full, tape it up and place it on your front porch for someone to steal.

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Forehead - Don't throw out doll heads you can turn them into handy night lights for your kids

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Liquid - I turn hotdog water into ice cubes for guests that I don't like WTF

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Head - Xmas tip: Put your boyfriend at the side of your family in case you need to cut him out of the picture later

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Product - Kay @SayDatAgain The more random people you see jogging for no reason the higher the rent is going up 4:43 pm · 20 Jul 18 O Like Comment Share O=0 5.8K eluti and 2.1K others shared this aker I heard a gunshot coming from my neighbors yard late at night a few weeks after I moved in. I went to check it out. When I approached him he told me he does it once every month or so just to keep the property value and taxes at a reasonable level. I'm used to it now.

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Flower - VLife Hack: Rent the same type of car that you own and switch the tires. Best $39.95 I ever spent.

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World - miKE LÄ°IERALLYO @SkippyMcGizzard If you drink vodka & orange juice from the skull of a guy named Phil, you have yourself a Philip's head screwdriver. 1:30 PM 2020-09-19 Twitter for Android 126 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 318 Likes

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Product - I copied from Wikipedia 11:12 pm [o avoid plagarism, I deleted that section from Wikipedia 11:12m

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Font - It's a great way to build an arch-nemesis Jason O @longwall26 It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby. made with mematic

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Font - SAVE BUSINESS CARDS OF PEOPLE YOU DAN'T LIKE IF YOU EVER HIT A PARKED CAR, WRITE "SORRY" ON THE BACK AND LEAVE IT ON THE WINDSHIELD

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Glasses - Drinking Tip: Hold two drinks so you can't text the person you know you shouldn't

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Sleeve - Hey if a public bathroom door is locked don't forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety

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Gesture - Life Hack: When cutting bagels put your finger in the stabilization hole to keep it steady

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Ecoregion - Feeling like a bad parent? Quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape

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Font - Friendly Tip: When making a sex tape, play Disney music in the background. That way, if it gets leaked online, Disney lawyers will have them all taken down. You're welcome.

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Handwriting - Start every phone call with "my battery is almost dead", that way you can hang up on them when you're bored.

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Font - Adrienne lapalucci @Alapalucci Today's life-hack: Didn't have a stamp for my mail so l just put the return address of the place I wanted it to be delivered to. 2:41 PM 1/30/21 Twitter for iPhone

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Font - Charles Earl Cheese @ello_aaye Order a McDouble instead of a double cheeseburger. Take that 20 cent you save on the extra slice of cheese, get you an LLC, start a business & make some real cheddar.

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