Tuesday, January 5, 2021

Tumblr User Explores Meaning Of Life In Laminated Paper Towel


You just never know what you're going to get from the wild world of Tumblr and all of its strange, wandering minds. Sometimes, you end up coming across an individual like the one we have here who is thoroughly committed to discovering the meaning of life by hyper analyzing a laminated paper towel. And naturally, the results are nothing short of glorious. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread where a master in animal sciences gets schooled on horses. 

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Paper - rogueziph-blog I laminated a paper towel urbandictionaryfinds why does this have 31 thousand notes oneglitterorgy You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

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Text - cuddlemonstercas But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever. However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always

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Text - But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you've gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of t

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Text - The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness. But you remain. Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in.. nothing. With a feelin

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Text - All because you thought you didn't matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference. But you did. And now look what you've gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You're gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh? Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn't because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm. The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and r

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Text - Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN A LAMINATED PAPER TOWEL IDK MAN, IDK

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Text - flyingbackwards Write. A. Book. cuddlemonstercas What if I did write a book and the pages of that book were made out of laminated paper towels roman-rory-fallen-angel I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT Source: rogueziph-blog > D 5 ♡ 867,675 notes

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