Monday, January 18, 2021

Totally Random, Strange, And On Point Tumblr Gems


We can always count on the multitude of rabbit holes prevalent throughout the wild world of Tumblr to keep us entertained as we muddle through this strange existence. You never quite know what you're going to get from Tumblr. Sometimes, it's a thread on what it's like to become a literal ant god. Other times, you get the thread on the intergalactic adventures of a weaponized Roomba. These particular Tumblr gems are certainly worth the time. 

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Text - glumshoe what does it mean when someone says they're pescatarian and vegan teaboot Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned

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Text - themiscyra1983 Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS. Humans: oh my god this burns so good Peppers: wut jumpingjacktrash poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep... FOREVER humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what

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Text - thats-slightly-raven: feistie: thats-slightly-raven: I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT. maybe if you'd go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn't happen :) OH I'M SORRY IT'S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT. a thats-slightly-raven

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