Saturday, January 23, 2021

Funny History Memes and Moments That Put Things In Perspective


One doesn't have to go rooting around in history books long to find something extremely weird about our collective past. There are too many history moments that are too dumb to seem real already, and we keep making more every day. If there's one reason to get into history, it's so you can get these sweet historical memes to become one with time.

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Text - t7 Brodie Waddell Retweeted Intoxicating Spaces @intoxspaces Let's never forget that in 1697 one of the charges against Cheshire vicar William Dennis was that, while drunk, he threw a frog at a gentlewoman. @CheshireRO EDC 5/1697/14. net ... . Hhen. Fota thin depet Hat the. bauon, . ha frigltue her with a rogg. An Frong.An 队, a-broo t alena on alome 9:25 AM Jul 25, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 28 Retweets 70 Likes >

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Brown - RML @rmldraws I love these pillows made by Mary, Queen of Scots while she was in prison that look like modern shitposts 04 A CATTE DATTE

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Text - you may not like it but every greek tragedy is a musical classicslesbianopinions Follow directors 2000 years from now, holding a translated script of wicked: okay so we know they put these parts to music but we have no way of knowing what the tunes were. it was based on an ancient myth called "the wizard of oz" but we have no way of knowing how close it was to the original because we only have fragments. we'll have to speak the choruses Source: classicsleshianonininns

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Green - 2 squareallworthy Follow Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts? squareallworthy Follow Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called - wait, I need to go back further. Z squareallworthy Follow Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media - no, wait, that's not really the start either - squareallworthy Follow Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting

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Text - Bryan Gaensler @SciBry Research is spending 6 hours reading 35 papers, so you can write one sentence containing 2 references. 2018-04-26, 5:51 PM

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Text - I thatsbelievable Follow The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo? Zookeeper: No, I did not. Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla. {Muffled sounds of gorilla violence] angelnumber27 Follow The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030 94,149 notes > D

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Text - Ron Iver @ronnui_ Losing my mind over the idea that pigeons existed before cities. Like can you imagine pigeons just hanging out in a forest? Eating bugs instead of gutter bagels? personally just don't buy it. 9:23 AM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for Android

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Human body - Diogenes Plato Aristotle Pythagoras Socrates

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Text - A tilthat TIL In the middle ages some kings had clothes made from "Salamander fur" which were completely fire-proof and bright white. The name likely comes from the common belief that Salamanders were "born from fire". The clothes were actually made out of asbestos. via reddit.com fakelanguage Bend thine ear and harken: If thou or thy king hast been exposed to salamander fur, thou mightest be entitled to monies in recompense. Send thy fleetest paige for a free consultation overmorrow. Wai

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Text - Michael Cooper ... @comic_m_cooper Don't have sex with rich people. They're selfish lovers. Rich people ain't given head since the French Revolution. 7:31 PM · 12/10/20 · Twitter Web App

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Animation - Celts: Fight naked to intimidate their enemies Romans: joke's on you i'm into that shit made witiamematic

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Text - Female Ruler: *enjoys having sex.* Medieval Historians: NICKIE ROBERTS WHORES IN HISTORY

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Text - Mikey @_MikeyMartin History essays in 2053: "Explain the use and role of memes as a coping mechanism during the Corona Virus Pandemic of 2020"

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Text - Nobody: Absolutely fucking nobody: Not a single damn soul: Shakespeare: CAPULET You are a saucy boy

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Green - RE tilthat Follow TIL that Ancient Roman politician Gaius Gracchus had a bounty placed on his head that was equivalent to his head's weight in gold. The head was delivered, but the reward was never paid because it was discovered that his captor removed Gaius' brain and filled his head with molten lead. via ift.tt good-opinion-haver Follow For once l'd like one boring fact about ancient Romans fairy-anon-godmother Follow The thing about the ancient Romans is that they went full throttle a

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Forehead - Composer: Damn... you have a nice singing voice 8yr olds in 18th century Italy: Theme I must get out of here as quick as possible

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Rock - Y'all need to put that shit right the fuck back. CN CNN @CNN 1/4/19 Archeologists have uncovered the first known temple to an important pre-Hispanic deity called the Flayed Lord, who is represented by a skinless corpse cnn.it/2F54ykZ

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Plant community - thatsthat24: congenitaldisease: This mysterious "chicken church" is located in the middle of the Indonesian jungle. The abandoned building itself is quite bizarre but even more bizarre is the fact that there are 12 underground chambers. The world is filled with such wonderful things. Photos Source: congenitaldise.

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Brown - The saddest book cover series in history. THE DECLINE DECLINE DECLÍNE & FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE THE THE THE THE THE THE DECLINE DECLINE & FALL DECLINE DECLINE| && FALL & FALL & FALL & FALL & FALL OF THE OF THE OF THE OF THE OF THE OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE ROMAN EMPIRE ROMAN EMPIRE ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN EMPIRE EMPIRE EMPIRE I1 III VI VII IV

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Text - keuhkopussirotta I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you're wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you've got several. And you visit them every once in a while like "hello, I've paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I reques

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Organism - S amyplaystuba courbet my favorite part of impressionism is when artists just hung out and painted each other painting. oil paint isnt cheap, but john singer sargent wanted to paint his homie claude havin a nice day. thats sweet. and heres gaugin's painting of van gogh painting the sunflowers. damn he knew it would be #iconic and he memorialized the event. what a good friend scotchtapeofficial modern day equivalent: when u see ur friend tryin to get the perfect selfie and u take a pic

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Human - Guess how many woman I had sex with Mmm? Jeez, not that many

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Electronic device - 13 year old me spending my entire day on the computer downloading music to LimeWire, playing SIMS 2, rearranging my top 8, and watching 'Shoes' on YouTube: @doyoulovethe2000s

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Human - ruby @roobeekeane monk: just a normal letter 'M' please scribe: 4:53 PM Jun 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 14.2K Retweets 380 Quote Tweets 97.6K Likes

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Sleeve - 10 28 19 29 12 mygoodbabushka In 1930, Helene Adelaide Shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions. The police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it, through a megaphone in its mouth. A camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions slimy WHAT jkrockin confess your sins to the CRIME SKELETON Source:juliekschul

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Text - 9.00 A.M.: She has breakfast in bed, followed two hours in bed listening to the radio, read- ing the newspapers ('which she invariably left scattered over the floor') and chain-smoking. 11.00 A.M.: She gets into a bath run for her by her lady's maid. NOON: An hour in the bath is followed by hair and make-up at her dressing table, then she puts on clean clothes – 'as one would imagine of a Princess, she never wore any of her clothes more than once without having them cleaned'. 12.30 P.M.:

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Text - REI tilthat TIL Edgar Allan Poe died after being found wandering around Baltimore dirty, delirious and wearing somebody else's clothes. He was never coherent enough to explain how he came to be in such a condition before he died via ift.tt aaronburrssexdungeon baltimore just does that to people

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Lip - you see your wife strolling with some knight* Panik It's her cousin Kalm THEY'RE HABSBURGS! Panik

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Product - Anytime I hear someone say, "The government would never do that!" MK-ULTRA TUSKEGEE EXPERIMENT POISONING POISONING ST.LOUIS FOSTER CHILDREN MK-NAOMI OPERATION MOCKINGBIRD OPERATION RTHWOODS

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Nose - fuckyeahmoviequotns Ptolemy Don't you want to open your present? Carlton is still lowest! RIA Caesar If it's a severed head, l'll be very upset.

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Nose - can you imagine how hot we all would have seemed like 600 years ago Philip the Handsome

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People - Why don't you trust your government? Veterans "we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two"

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