Friday, November 27, 2020

Worst Possible Meals People Would Serve Gordon Ramsay


Someone on AskReddit got a wild thread going about the meals that people would serve Gordon Ramsay to torture him to no end. Gordon Ramsay's obviously established himself as the king of roasts in the realm of cooking, so it's honestly overwhelming to imagine what kinds of insults he'd dish out if he were ever served any of these devilish creations. 

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Text - Catctus • 6h A really decent pasta but the noodles are way undercooked, every bite would be a lament of what could be Reply 573 ...

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Text - A-Xis • 6h I cover a rock in a thin cheap chocolate layer and present it to him as a brownie. Reply 4 245 3

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Text - foketay210 • 5h Overcooked, unseasoned filet mignon served on a roof tile instead of a plate, doused in an incredibly overpowering sauce that I thought of in a dream. The meat was cooked last night, thrown in the fridge on the same tray as raw meat, and then boiled before serving on a stove that hasn't been cleaned in 20 years and has a grease trap that looks like it's filled with crude oil. The side is store-bought frozen ravioli reheated in a microwave with canned ragu, but I told him i

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Text - inceptional1 • 6h Overcooked beef Wellington Reply 19 ...

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Text - kloiberin_time• 6h 24 Awards First l'm going to get the biggest chicken breast I can find. Then l'm going to heat up a pan of oil and just sear the motherfucker black on both sides while keeping the middle raw. Then l'm going to cut a stale doughnut in half and put a slice of the worst government cheese I can find on either side, wilted lettuce, and a room temperature slice of tomato that is cut too thick on one side and too thin on the other. I will then spread a jalapeno jam across the

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Text - BigBearSD • 5h Gas station heating lamp fried chicken breast, covered in cold jelly-fide orange marmalade, placed on a bed of wilted lettuce, with a side of still mostly frozen green giant green beans, and a microwaved bake potato that has been smashed and dowsed with a copious amount of salt and movie theater popcorn butter poured all over it. And call it duck a l'orange Something Gordon Ramsey has frequently complained about as being a very boring and dated dish. E QReply 16 5 ...

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Text - Cuchulainn71 • 4h There is a difference between Shepherd's pie (lamb) and Cottage pie (ground beef). Gordon knows this too. So I would make Cottage pie and keep calling it Shepherd's pie. When he tries to correct me I'll just roll my eyes and tell him to stop being ridiculous. Reply 1 212 + ...

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Text - ImTotallyADoctor • 5h A prime steak (well done) Garlic mashed potatoes (not enough garlic and not enough cream) Grilled asparagus (under cooked and under salted) And a fantastic red velvet cake but the frosting is that nasty-ass grocery store frosting. Q Reply 1 43 3 ...

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Text - blonde_dumb • 5h Boxed mac n cheese, but dont mix it in all the way so there are little balls of cheese Reply 8 ...

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Text - dillo159 • 3h Water, served on a towel (poured onto the towel repeatedly so that it doesn't dry out), to be consumed while lying on his back strapped to a table, tipped back a little, with the towel covering his whole face so he can experience the dish over a larger surface area. Reply 8. ...

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Text - anonymous0876 • 6h Fresh frozen french fries, microwaved Reply 4 7 ...

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Text - xsited1 • 5h Hot Pockets while making him watch reruns of Xena: Warrior Princess. Reply 1 6. ...

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Text - bguy90 • 6h I serve him a single bologna with holes cut out for eyes and stuck to my face. I will then walk up to his table as hes prepared for the meal, and peel it off my face and place it on his plate. Reply 250 •..

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Text - Rendex_SL • 5h A burger. But it looks like a normal burger but it's hollowed out in the middle and filled with a mayonnaise and ketchup mix. Kind of like a Boston Creme donut if you've ever had. Reply 12 ...

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Text - danielkratos219 • 2h A perfect medium rare kobe fillet Mignon and smother it with ketchup in front of him. I am quite sure it would be more traumatizing to see excellent food ruined than just have to eat bad food. Q Reply ...

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White - WhosUndead • 6h Pizza rolls Reply 118 ...

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Text - fobab19888 • 5h A perfectly executed scallop risotto, but it's sat on the pass for too long and it's been reheated in the microwave for 15 seconds. Reply 1 12 ...

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Text - kowolo4879 • 5h Hollowed out McNuggets filled with mayonnaise. Reply 4 ...

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Text - refreshing_username • 5h Hot pockets. Lava hot on the outside but frozen solid in the center. (Thank you Jim Gaffigan) Reply Vote ...

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Text - irisheye37 • 5h A grilled cheese. The bread needs to be burnt on one side and the cheese needs to be some pretentious shit that doesnt melt so he's just biting into cheese squares. I guess I could throw some kimchee in just as an extra 'fuck you'. This seems familiar for some reason... + Reply Vote ...

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Text - TheAirsickLowlander • 33m A magnificently seasoned New York steak, cooked to a hockey puck. Reply 1 Vote ...

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Text - bgraham111 • 6h Sushi. Why? Because it's RAW you idiots! (That cracks me up) Reply 65 ...

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Text - WhattheDuck9• 5h An undercooked pineapple pizza,with thick crust and extra pineapple,also put some grapes and apples and some other random fruit,cover it up with mayonnaise. Reply ...

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White - liminalmornings • 6h Cold McDonald's. Reply 123 ...

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