Friday, September 4, 2020

Clueless People Having Oblivious Encounters


Nothing quite warms the heart like getting to see an ignorant know-it-all out themselves for being clueless, by leaping to assumptions, and having no idea who they are talking to. Of all the clueless encounters we've pulled together, it is glaringly evident that Tony Hawk is the GOAT of being subjected to people that have no idea who they are talking to. Check out some more of those instances involving Tony Hawk and his confused fans over here.

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Text - Malorie Blackman @malorieblackman Once arrived at an event and they barred my way & were nasty with it. 'D'you have a ticket?" 'No, I don't. I'm-' 'Then you'll have to leave. It's sold out. You can't come in.' 'If I leave then so does everyone else as they've all paid to hear me speak. Red faces all round. >

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Text - Tony Hawk Tony Hawk @tonyhawk At @Tillys with my daughter, waiting for her by dressing room, mask on. Guy folding clothes nearby: "Anyone tell you that you look like Tony Hawk?" me (looking over, expecting sarcasm but realizing he's serious): you have no idea him: That's cool, he's cool me: thanks! him: huh? 7:46 PM · 8/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Matthew Federman I STAND WITH THE WGA @matthewfederman Never, ever, ever name your child after fictional characters whose arcs are not completed. 21:04 · Twitter Web App 47 Retweets 279 Likes 1 more reply Emma Keane @eckeane 24m Replying to @matthewfederman Why is everyone all of a sudden talking about character arcs like they're a film critic with a minor in creative writing

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Text - Matthew Federman @matt. · 22m I STAND WITH THE I don't know, I'm talking about them like WGA I'm a TV and screenwriter for 15 years. 1 Emma Keane @eckeane 21m You know in futurama where zoidberg scuttles out of a room clicking his claws? That's me rn backing out of this with no dignity left GIF 1 Matthew Federman O @mat. · 20m I STAND WITH THE You can never go wrong with a Zoidberg WGA gif.

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk · 4h At a skatepark, older dude outside the fence sees me and yells (heckles) "do a kickflip!" Sol did one. He then turns to his friend and says: “holy sh! t, he actually did it" 257 27 4,436 51.2K

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Text - TeamYou ube @TeamYouTube · 6h Replying to @dansalvato Thanks for letting us know - mind sharing your channel URL, so we can check this further? Keep us posted! 27 175 Dan Salvato @dansalvato·5h youtube.com/TeamSalvato Thanks for looking into this. Team Salvato youtube.com 273 157

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Text - TeamYouTube O @TeamYouTube 4h (2/2) Your channel may be lacking context about the creative value you're adding to make the content unique. We recommend changing your overall content strategy and reapply in 30 days to send your channel for a new review. Check out best practices here: yt.be/help/reused-co... Q 34 2713 19 Dan Salvato O @dansalvato· 4h I literally composed the soundtrack that I'm hosting on YouTube. It's not "reused" - I am the original creator and owner. You're denying me th

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Text - Active military is safer. If you call a marine a "soldier" you'll get an earful. Soldier is specific to the army Vote 1h Lol it's not that serious. Vote 8m Ask a marine that lol Vote 2m I mean, I figured the 8 years I spent in the USMC as a rifleman would qualify me to have an opinion...

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Text - @Valkyrae · 9h rae Tomorrow #PlayStation5 is revealed! I'll be making an appearance on the livestream hehe 6 I'm so nervous lol 185 t7 403 11.8K rae O @Valkyrae I own from childhood: NES, GameCube, Super Nintendo, Nintendo64, Gameboy, PlayStation 1&2, Xbox 360/One, Wii/Switch, started PC gaming in 7th grade, worked at GameStop, made a career streaming games over 6 yrs, signed a contract with YT Gaming..I think I can turn the console one Petar @brackoP · 2h Replying to @Valkyrae Why tf the

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Text - That Gaming_Pug • 2d • Partassipant [4] YTA. I don't care for this situation much. You are the one going out of your way to harass this girl and acting like an asshole the whole way through this. You demand to be respected but dont give any respect to your boyfriends family. Tbh it reads like he would be better off getting back with his ex than staying with someone who is clearly a narcissist with trust issues. Reply 208 jriefff• 2d Oh wow I am a narcissist? Where did you get your psychol

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Text - A Connor Gaede @Dr... ·5/23/19 Replying to @AscensionPress Only bought one because of Renée Shumay. ♡ 3 Ascension @AscensionPress · 5/23/19 Who's that ASCENSION Renée Shumay @ReneeSh... ·5/23/19 ▼ I am the PR/Marketing specialist at Ascension. I work with you haha 4

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Text - Kevin Nguyen @knguyen I often think fondly of the stranger on the subway who saw me playing a game on my phone and told me to "read a fucking book," not knowing at the time I was a full-time book reviewer. 8:26 AM · Twitter for iPhone 2.7K Retweets 22.7K Likes Kevin Nguyen @knguyen Replying to @knguyen Like, I wonder what he's up to/who else he's bothering 22 27 44 1.9K

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Text - Celeste Ng @pronounced_ing Replying to @knguyen This reminds me of when I asked Twitter for their favorite games on the phone, for a long flight, and people told me that should I should try these things called "books." 27 68 1.7K Kevin Nguyen @knguyen reading, EVER HEARD OF IT, NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR CELESTE NG? 9. 27 43 2.1K 4 more replies Sarah Larson @asarahlarson Replying to @knguyen Once a year I go on vacation in the woods and happily write by a lake while sitting on a l

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Text - Lin-Manuel Miranda O @Lin_M... · 26s v I...what monarch @monark24 · 1m Replying to @Lin_Manuel You know Hamilton the play is fiction right? Its a creative interpretation of history. Not the REAL history.. O 14 2718 491

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Text - Lizzie Simmonds @LizzieSimmonds1 Lady in public lane: you're very good at swimming you know.. Me: erm, thanks Lady: no seriously, you should try and do a trial with the county club! Me: erm, well lactually went to a couple of Olympics.. Lady: me too! Which sports did you get manage to get tickets for?

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Text - Joe Pilot, MD @JoeSilv... ·10m v Weirdly, I'm a medical school professor and retired military doctor who's lectured numerous times on this exact subject Israel Anderson @l... · 14m Replying to @JoeSilverman7 and @RonColeman You seem a little naive of what a bio "weapon" might consist of.

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Text - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk And the award for existential crisis goes to... Clayton J.S.Meiners @Clayton_... · 10h v That guy at the oscars looks like @tonyhawk! mauro carignano @mauro_txt · 11h this guy at the #Oscars looks a lot like @tonyhawk Farrell Anne @YourlllusionSP 13h To the guy sitting on the audience at the Oscars, has anyone ever told you you look kind of like @tonyhawk ? 9 william eyelash @randomnessx11 - 13h v hmm, there's a guy at the Oscars who looks a lot like @tonyhawk gobi kim

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Text - airhead mere · 1d One time I was doing stand up and this guy came up to me after and was like "you're pretty good but you definitely stole one of your jokes from a viral tweet which is lame" It was my viral tweet. 27 110 ♡ 5,445

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Text - Linda Columbus Follow @LindaColumbus in the elevator wm: who's lab are you in? me: mine wm: no, I mean who is the Pl of the lab? me: I am wm: in what Professor's lab? me: the Columbus lab and I am Columbus 2:01 PM - 25 Aug 2018 32,248 Retweets 262,476 Likes 1.6K 27 32K 262K

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk Kid at skatepark (as I arrive): "you a good skater? me: sometimes him: you ever been here? me: no him: you travel a lot? me: yes, perhaps too much him: are you a YouTuber? me: no, I'm just a skater and a dad him: wanna see me do a jump? me: absolutely .and I then shot this pic

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk · 2 t Follow up: I asked him his name and he said Irving. I told him my name is Tony, to which he replied sarcastically "like Tony Hawk haha" and then he left. 246 27 2 283 25,7K

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