Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Mystified Man's Able To Identify Superheroes


This fun Tumblr thread imagines a world where a man possesses the ability to see people's threat level (as numbers 1-10, with 10 being most dangerous) above their heads. From there, we see a fun scenario created where the guy is able to identify iconic characters like Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Wonder Woman, and Robin for what they really are. This inspires quite the funny picture. It would be rather confusing to see a whopping 10 above a billionaire's head. 

For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this fun thread that takes a look at the logistics behind Davy Jones' curse. 

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Text - writing-prompt-s You're a regular office worker born with the ability to "see" how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10. wakeupontheprongssideofthebed You decide it's best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He's a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could

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Text - He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he's looking right through you. "The name's Clark," he says. "So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?" misscrazyfangirl321 This one wins. janothar It's been a few weeks, and one of Clark's friends shows up. She's pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out. First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

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Text - Clark's introducing her around. "This is my good friend, Diana, she's in from out of town." You blink, and take a step back in fear. You've never seen an 11 before. aniseandspearmint The day Bruce Wayne shows up for his long promised interview with Lois Lane, you can't help it, the mug your holding drops from your fingers and sends a shock of hot coffee and ceramic shards across the floor. Clark stops a few feet away and squints at you worriedly from behind those ridiculous glasses you're

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Text - You ignore him in favor of staring at the inky dark numerals hovering over the beaming fool gesticulating some fantastic yacht story for a gaggle of secretaries and minor columnists. That's it. Your gift has officially gone haywire. There is no other explanation. Because there is absolutely no way that Brucie Wayne is a 10. petitstar At this point, you've seen it all. Miled manner reporters and billionaires at a 10 and a model-like woman at 11. You were really starting to doubt your power

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Text - actuallyalivingsaint The day you started believing in it again was when you saw on tv the formation of something called the justice league. There were those same numbers over superman, batman, wonder woman and robin. That's when you put two and two together. You wonder how nobody at the daily planet noticed that Clarke was Superman with glasses. You wonder why you didn't notice. You wonder why nobody put two and two together that Diana Prince and Wonder Woman looked exactly the same. You

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