Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Celebrity Influencer's Job Listing For Assistant Gets Roasted


This absurd job listing shared by a celeb influencer looking for their new assistant got rightfully shredded to bits. People across Twitter were blown away by the ridiculous requirements on the listing. Pretty sure that nobody with a reasonable head on their shoulders would want to find themselves working this position. Hard pass. 

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Text - Personal Assistant to Influencer Confidential Los Angeles, CA Posted: July 29, 2020 Q more jobs like this Part Time Job Professional Personal Assistant to Large Celebrity A well known celebritylinfluencer with 10+ million followers is seeking a well organized/available/diligent personal assistant to join her team. This is a part time "Personal Assistant" position but will eventually transition to full time if properly qualified. The ideal candidate will be responsible for a large range of

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Text - services/other celebrities/friends, researching and preparing for all pre- production, production and post production activities, handling all personal tasks for the YouTuber, etc. You must be able to remain calm, rational, and hardworking at all times. You will have to answer your phone/be on call almost 24/7. You must keep all emotion/private life matters completely away from this world. You will deal with lots of incredibly private matters. You must be able to handle hundreds of small

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Text - -There will be opportunities for overtime/full day rates for travel. - - Responsibilities -Schedule, plan and prepare all filming, editing and posting (From Pre- production to production and post production)?--- -Managing, analyzing and reporting social media posting and performance (YouTube, Facebook, Tik Tok and Instagram) -Assist on minor video projects? -Plan and schedule calendar daily -Wake the client each day with schedule, Coffee, and all other requests -Constantly be letting maid

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Text - - Researching and communicating with brands sponsorship (commission available)? -All personal day to day tasks - - -MUST live 40-60 minutes away from Los Angeles -MUST have a car and be able to drive client anywhere at any time?. -Minimum of 1 year of experience with personal assistant or detail project management or similar job. -?Fluent in English -?Ability to handle multiple tasks while staying organized? -Ability to take ownership on each project -Ability to compartmentalize emotion a

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Text - caitie delaney @caitiedelaney · Jul 31 Replying to @TaylorLorenz HUNDREDS of small tasks at once Imaoooo 8 2.1K Dana Schwartz O @DanaSchwartzzz · Jul 31 It's the "wake up client with schedule and coffee" that's killing me. you're also a fucking butler lolol O 32 27 16 4.3K

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Text - Michael VanDeMar @mvandemar Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz @caitiedelaney and @TaylorLorenz For me it was the part time position that requires you to be on property 8 hours a day with 24/7 availability for $30/hour. In Los Angeles.

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Text - Mathew Ingram @mathewi Replying to @TaylorLorenz This mentions being without emotion like five times – not a good sign -

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Text - Hy-phen @That1kidvincent Replying to @TaylorLorenz Why are they listing tasks as questions? You will do this job? You will work these hours? You will have these tasks? Like, I dont fucking know, you're the boss, man.

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Text - porochista khakpour @PKhakpour Replying to @TaylorLorenz Why do they have to live 40-60 min from LA? No more than?

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Text - Jahmil @Jaeandthecity Replying to @TaylorLorenz On call 24/7 ?!! It says it pays 20-30hr does that mean they're getting paid 24/7?

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Text - MARLENA STELL @MarlenaStell Replying to @TaylorLorenz So many labor laws being violated here I don't know where to even begin... PLEASE protect yourself when taking any job like this. You legally can not be required to be available 24/7 without being paid and you cannot be required to use your own car- that's a liability.

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Text - Judge Existential Dredd @KevinCardoni Replying to @TaylorLorenz Ok we need odds on which influencer this could be. I'l start: Logan Paul and/or Jake Paul: Even money Kylie Jenner: 5:1 Kim K: 10:1 Khloe K: 20:1

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Text - Karl "New Tone" Devlet @hesanihilist Replying to @JessicaValenti and @TaylorLorenz I laughed way before pay rate when it said this is a "part time" position but must be "available by phone 24/7" and on the premises "8 hours a day" Any person considering this job should watch Swimming With Sharks first

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Text - Rob @robrousseau Replying to @TaylorLorenz I would rather die than do any of this for even one day

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