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Thursday, August 6, 2020

Funny Updates From The World Of Jurassic Park

All we know is that this account is quickly growing to be one of our favorites. The dinosaurs have unionized, indeed.

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK We have decided to cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK There's no room for hate here at Jurassic Park, which is why we have decided to remove the statue of Robert E. Lee from the visitors center.

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK many guests are asking if dinosaurs are "different from dragons". we hear you and we are looking into it

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK we also have a pretty cool bug exhibit not that any of you care

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK running a little late today, so feel free to let yourself in. the passcode to the big gate is 565634 6:17 AM · 7/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone 924 Retweets and comments 13.3K Likes Jurassic Park Updates @Jurass... · 4d v Replying to @JurassicPark2go sorry that's the passcode to the t rex cage. the passcode to the big gate is 565635 Q 12 27 113 O 3,357 Jurassic Park Updates @Jurass... · 4d v be there in about an hour. forget you saw that fi

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK the screaming is fine we just checked it out it was nothing

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK if anyone sees a dinosaur in like a random place let us know haha >

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK the triceratops got killed so we have a temporary st. bernard

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK hey is anyone a lawyer haha

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK Hi thid is velocrsptpr. I lenaring ti tipe Nd spell

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK if you lost a loved one to a winged dinosaur today they have an unfair advantage so we'll give you a free admission tomorrow. if you lost someone to a dinosaur on legs sorry but we have legs too >

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK a karen is here and she is demanding to speak to our manager we are going to tell her our manager is the t. rex haha

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK Please do not try to befriend the velociraptors. Emotionally they take much more than they give >

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK If you are being eaten, please do not scream. You could potentially be spreading covid-19. Keeping visitors safe is our number 1 priority

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK wow a dinosaur just tried to eat me. guests i can understand but staff should be off limits

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK "RAWR" does NOT mean "I love you" in dinosaur. They will take it as a threat XD

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK We mostly tweet about the velociraptors and the t rex because we don't know what the other ones are called

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIK PARK In a sense none of our Dinosaurs have ever "escaped" because society itself is just another, larger cage. fuck yeah that sounds so smart 7:11 PM · 7/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone 1,985 Retweets and comments 15.4K Likes Jurassic Park Updates @Juras.. · 12h v JURASK PARR Replying to @JurassicPark2go but yeah like eighteen to nineteen dinosaurs are currently loose O 33 27434 7,016

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK accidents happen all the time chill out

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK There's a section of the park where we keep all the hot dinosaurs. We have a spinosaurus over there that is fine af and a parasaurolophus that can get it 11:59 AM · 7/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone 603 Retweets and comments 5,815 Likes

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK the dinosaurs have unionized

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK all the dinosaurs periods are finally synced up which is so so special <3 11:42 AM · 7/15/20 · Twitter for iPhone 449 Retweets and comments 6,083 Likes Jurassic Park Updates @Jurass... · 4h JURAIK PARK Replying to @JurassicPark2go a lot of people saying dinosaurs "lay eggs" so they don't have periods. ok ummm then explain all the blood everywhere Q 15 27 299 ♡ 4,485

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Font - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK "Dinosaur" comes from the Greek word "dinosaur" meaning "dinosaur"

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