Thursday, August 6, 2020

AskReddit Thread: People's McAngry Meals


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about what people would take in their angry meals. As it turns out, nobody was short on ideas for this fun thought train. Seems like McDonald's should consider giving it a shot. 

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Text - sutree1 • 1d S 1 Award Just a regular Happy Meal, but you have to watch it get cold on the rack while no one serves it to you. Reply 8.1k ...

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Text - cinnamum_teel • 1d 4 Awards A beer, a scratch-off, and two cigarettes. Reply 19.8k ...

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Text - Indefinite-N • 1d Whatever you ordered but the food is splattered everywhere inside the box and no toy. Reply 5.1k ...

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Text - Forensicunit • 21h Last month I ordered my kid a 4 piece chicken nugget Happy Meal. I got it home, and when he opened it the box contained a single burger patty. Not a single burger. Just a plain burger patty. He was pretty angry. Reply 1.9k ...

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Text - RotatingOwl • 1d Two jalapeƱo poppers in a used ashtray, and a room temperature Budweiser. Reply 644 ...

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Text - LookBackInAnger1982 • 1d 2 Awards A McFury ice-scream Reply 2.6k ...

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Text - ViolentVBC • 1d It just has 3 fries, an empty ketchup packet, and a collectable toy of Grimace crapping on a burger. Reply 340 ...

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Text - skepticones • 22h A burger with a patty which looks fine but is frozen solid. There's shredded lettuce everywhere except on the sandwich. The fries are hard, cold, have no salt on them, and there's a cigarette butt in them. Scalding hot coffee served in a cup which immediately explodes when picked up. And everything comes in a bag with a wet spot on the bottom that tears during the car ride home. Reply 155 ...

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Text - jonahvsthewhale • 1d A large fry box filled up halfway, a cold Mcfish sandwich or whatever they call it, a watery soda, and the toy would be a mini pepper spray on a keychain Reply 1 3.6k ...

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Text - iceeknees • 1d portions smaller than the regular kid's meal but triple the price Reply 271 ...

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White - samgarrison • 1d Burned chicken nuggets Reply 5.3k ... +3

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Text - HelpfulDeparture • 1d Drink is warm, burger is cold. You order without ice cubes: you get ice cubes you order without pickles/onion: you'll get exactly pickles/onion but no patty or bread The fries are either still frozen, or fried so deeply you could nail a bench with them. The toy is an ink bomb which blows up in your face (one out of six colors). Reply 366 ...

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Text - miraculous- • 1d 1 Award Whatever you ordered, but completely wrong Reply 8.4k ...

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Text - Avicii_DrWho • 1d A normal happy meal but with extreme carolina reaper sauce all over it. Reply 221 ...

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Text - coffeecoup • 1d mustard packets instead of ketchup, pickle spears instead of fries, and a burger with no meat but extra processed cheese Reply 79 ...

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Text - MrBrian22 • 21h Liver, sauerkraut, cold fried okra, horseradish as a dipping sauce, warm soda water to drink, and instead of a toy, you get a ticket and have to serve an hour of community service. Reply 1 36 ...

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Text - Haltopen • 1d There's no meal, you just stand there while every member of the staff comes up to the register and slaps you across the face. Reply 64 ...

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White - whiteweebboie • 1d Skinless chicken nuggets Reply 30 ...

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Text - goat6643 • 20h Ya know the containers they put the food in? All of them are loaded in upside down and it's all fallen out. The fries: normal fries but no salt or anything. It's not even fried, it's just raw potato. The nuggets: not chicken, but mystery meat. Instead of the usual fried flour breading, it's just stuffed inside of a piece of whole grain wheat bread. The Apple slices: instead of apple slices it's just the skin of the slices. The yogurt: instead of yogurt is just a cup of curd

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Text - AntmanlV E • 23h Just a large drink, but instead of soda it's filled with wasps. Reply 14 ...

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Text - dookamatic • 1d Diablo wings as the main meal, raw eggs as the side, and a cement mixer as the dessert. Reply 13 ...

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