Thursday, August 13, 2020

Clever and Literal Moments That are Technically Correct


If you can't think of something intelligent to say, just try to say something that sounds clever. And if you can't think of something clever, say something so mind-numbingly obvious, dumb, or weird that it seems like you're on a whole 'nother level. If you can't say something smart, at least be technically correct. At least that's what these clever and literal moments achieve.

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Photo caption - Public school teachers next month Shawn McLaughlin Why are you sharing this? You're spreading misinformation. There is no way we will be teaching cursive.

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Text - Just heard a woman caught robbing in Tesco say to security "if it wasn't for people like me mate you wouldn't have a fucking job", that's one way to look at it tbf

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Hair - No Filter With Filter 1969 * REW ENGLAN ADLARUIM EXP

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Text - McDonald's replied to your review Thank you for posting a review on Google. Rarest Pupper ***** Waited for forty five minutes, not a single employee came and washed my hands. What the heck is the employees must wash hands sign there for?? Response from the owner Interesting... See reply

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Text - John Darby @mrjohndarby waiter: wine? date: I don't drink waiter: water? me: she said she doesn't drink pal

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Rat - Googled cool gaming mouse and I found this SERA INNE

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Face - Girl: I only date 6 feet guys Me with only 2 feet Ants

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Grazing

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Job - The ocean is basically one big soup because it contains meat, salt, and veggies

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Text - Willanator 1 hour ago If you water water it grows 5K No.no He's aot a point

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Text - LOCAL12.COM Annual Ohio Renaissance Festival canceled due to pandemic 6. 2 Comments O Like Comment A Share Wouldnt that make it more authentic?

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Clothing - Hey there, are you able to edit this so I have wings? fjamie013 Enjoy.

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Bread - 2 months ago (edited) Z Stupid of you to cook the bread at 350° for 55 minutes when you can just do the math and cook it at 19250° for one minute. 5.6K טו 目148 148 REPLIES

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Text - Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit.

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Text - r/AskReddit u/bassben206 • 16h Chefs of Reddit, what do you make when you're drunk? 26,6k 4,2k Share BEST COMMENTS Sundaytoofaraway Ox3• 8h About $12.50 an hour Reply 37,4k

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Face - iMessage Today 5:45 PM Wanna come over? No ones home Be there in a few minutes K I'm here where are you? Read 5:54 PM I told you no one is home The prankster made with mematic

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Face - The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you

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Text - Today 4:55 PM my mom bought me a two carrot ring karat* Delivered

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Text - James Colley @JamColley Watch Hamilton with a critical eye. There are some major historical inaccuracies. Many of these large musical numbers never happened.

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Design - to me James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hi James, My boyfriend is fan of Muhammed Ali. Could you make him as a boxer? Thank you! Sure.

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Text - CAT 4 days ago (edited) The reason why the the camera quality of UFOS is so low is because they would be identified flying objects if the quality was better 1.5K 37 37 replies

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Photo caption - WILL WILL SMITH SMITH WILL SMITH? YES, WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH

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Text - racebook To. Android· At the end of the day, you will not remember the person with the most beautiful face but you will remember the person with the most beautiful heart. As a cardiologist i totally agree Like Replv More

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Text - Syndrome @prodbysyndrome taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in lol childhood is the free trial OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Product - Well, this makes cents.

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