Saturday, July 18, 2020

Remarkable Retorts That Wrecked People


Some comebacks are too clever for their own good. At the end of the day though, the online world is a rough playground where anyone's apt to bring some spicy verbal banter upon themselves if they throw out a careless tweet/status. If you enjoyed these dazzling retorts, we recommend you check out these clever comebacks that sealed the deal.

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Face - idk what's so sad about the mars rover dying, I'm gonna die cold and alone too 9:28 AM - 15 Feb 19 ili View Tweet activity 27 Retweets 106 Likes Yapoz @Yapoz6 - 1d Replying to @dai_dreemurr Difference is the mars rover contributed to society 01 That wound will never fully heal. He will carr it the rest of his life.

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Text - pukicho CHEAT MODE Close your eyes and you can play any game in your mind, even paper Mario lonely-boiii Paper Mario is trash pukicho Close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likeable person, and then open them and weep

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Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Kinda feel bad for attractive people who are now having to communicate with their words for the first time and realizing they don't have a personality graysonsnell I feel attacked 19h 49 likes Reply wittyidiot @graysonsnell you shouldn't 19h 506 likes Reply

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Text - hcrld +21 Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters. v Robot_Spider +62 They aren't silent. They're waiting their turn. weallheartonedirection: Internet at its finest

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Text - It's helpful that " Ib" resembles 9064 the number 16 for remembering how many ounces are in a pound. (self.Showerthoughts) 350 comments Showerthoughts 14 hours ago by akarim5847 S [removed] 350 comments sorted by best dewritoninja 1400 points 13 hours ago It's helpful that kilogram means a thousand grams

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Text - No English word has double "oo" except Good prove me wrong? 44K 551K Comments 3.7K Shares OLike Comment Share Johnnie Sheffield Book, try reading one

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Text - @revolusions 5m anyone wanna send me $500 for a new phone bc mine is breaking 03 23 @revolusions 3m cash app: $shawtycloud venmo: shawtycloud paypal: paypal.me/allenareneekni. Mr. Plenty @OfWudan 3m Done. @revolusions Replying to @OfWudan On what? 00:49 11/12/2019 Twitter for iPhone Mr. Plenty @OfWudan 34s Replying to @revolusions On your dreams. get a fuckin job. ili

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Facial expression - Okay, I've got a Joke for you, kid. Knock knock Come in twitchytyrant I can't believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

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Movie - Millennials aren't buying diamonds - why? RETWEETS LIKES 173 309 MistyKnights TwistOut 2 Follow @Steph__Will Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.

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Text - Courtroom exchange of the day. Huh? **ed to give a urine sample? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulser WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: NO. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the

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Text - Is ur man really ur man if he doesn't gas you like this??? 42% C Search Recent SNAPCHAT now from SNAPCHAT 1m ago is typing... SNAPCHAT 1m ago replayed your Snap! SNAPCHAT 1m ago took a screenshot! ruckin @ruckin_ is ur man really ur man if you have to hide his name???

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Motor vehicle - A Agbelemi ê, = @agbelemi Both are Mercedes Benz. Be specific with your prayers. @westafrikann WUNILM Deadass Olámilékan I @Victority44 Both are expensive, infact one is an asset and the other is a liability. Use your head!

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Text - Chris Jericho O @IAmJeri... · 3h v Hey @arbys, Im all good. Save the cardboard to make your sandwiches... Arby's O @Arbys · 6h Hey @IAmJericho, heard some Judas stole your championship belt. We've got plenty of cardboard... want a new one? 9 601 272,148 O 12.7K 1,

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Text - God I hate psych majors. I'm a minor so I have to take similar classes but all of them just love to answer questions with personal anecdotes and when the professor tries to get them back on track, they something like oh never mind I don't know the answer. Pisses me off 78 I can see how it would piss you off when someone responds with a personal anecdote acting like the tiny experience they had with something could be generalized to an entire group of people 93

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Bear - OF abc 4029news @4029news Bear wanders into city hall building in California 4029tv.com/article/bear-c.. Dragana e @draganakaurin You can't put a bear on a state flag and then act surprised when it shows up for a town hall meeting

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Text - painful_memes.v2 Ash R @aroueno Why is it "cancelled" in the UK, but "canceled" in America? 11/20/16, 7:48 PM kilothegxd Cuz we gave you that Lin 1776

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Text - I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. robot overlords 17,072 views BEST COMMENTS a COMMENT commentsivehadafew 4h 19 replies It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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Font - What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name? 1:18 · 26 Sep 19 · TweetDeck 1,563 Retweets 16.1K Likes 1d R My name is Karen. Do you really have to ask? 187 t7 503 ♡ 15.9K 1d ..to see the manager? 53 t7 435 21.8K

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Text - Text - henrycavills in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck doctorkpepper #literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x) sansaofhousestark this is why you guys had the bl

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Text - Text - scullscan • 4h how he resisted that wonderful doggo for so long boggles me Reply 9 ItchaBoiSid • 2h Doggo isn't a word, grow up 1 -11 haaaaaairy1 • 1h Boi isn't a word, delete your account 1 5

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Text - Text - elizabitchtaylor When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her "Why aren't you married yet?" and she'd reply "Just lucky, I guess" which I think is one of the best thingsI have ever heard

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Text - Text - Imagine that you woke up in the body of a person you can't stand. I wake up like this every morning.

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Text - Text - How to give scammers a mini heart attack load. +63 905 "I have set the LORD always before me. Because He is at I'm Sec. GUSTINO ATITUS. Thank you! my right hand, I will not be shaken." - Psalm 16:8 Congratulations! Ma'am/Sir. Ur Mobile # had won Php550.000.00 +Laptop. From CONSUELO COMPANY. DTI-PermiT.# 2190.s'17. To Cancel Sorry, you have entered an invalid code. Please try again. claim ur price Pls. Text ur Complete. NAME./ADD./ AGE./WORK./. I'm Sec. GUSTINO ATITUS. Thank you! Ca

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Text - Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson I've decided to stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM · 3/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone 680 Retweets 12.3K Likes 27 Jenna Fischer O @jennafischer · 11h Replying to @rainnwilson Why are you acting like this is a new decision? O 86 27 155 8,178

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