Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Delightful Heap Of Scottish Tweets


Scottish Twitter never fails to leave us puzzled and entertained all at once. If you get theatrical while reading them out loud, you might just get mistaken for being Scottish. 

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Text - megan @_megancassells Ken in an exam when ye recognise your pals cough and ye just hink haha that's ma pal 5:43 PM · Jan 24, 2018 from Stoneywood, Scotland · Twitter for iPhone

2.

Text - lauzzy lausbourne @1aurrr hahahah my da was telling me he works with some lad called Enda May and everyone just calls him June hahahahahahahahhhhaha 7:04 PM · 10/27/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Jamie @123_jamiebell Made the taxi wait an extra 10 min tonight then got in it and said "sorry about the wait" tae which he replied "don't worry pal av always been this size" whole new level of taxi patter 12:47 AM · 2/15/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Product - Banny @Danny_R67 Awwwwww a get it noo Niámh McCarthy @niamhsine... · 1d You realise a fucking lot when you sit back >

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Text - ryan porteous @RyanpOrteous_ So ma grandads just back fi the doctors, found out he's had his walking stick in the wrong hand the last 15 year 992 sue perb man 6:26 PM · 2/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - jacknisbet @nizzyy_ ++ Follow Haha ma gran went away on holiday and forgot her bottom teeth and ma uncle had tae post them to Tenerife ae #naeteefinthereef RETWEETS LIKES 262 633 8:49 AM - 26 May 2016 O Larkhall, Scotland

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Text - daniel @dansawers Howlin at ma maw, the dugs just turned his nose up @ a wee bit ae garlic bread n she goes 'it's fckn M&S ya wee bastard get tht eaten' 9/28/17, 9:07 PM

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Text - scottish_tweets ... My quarantine routine: 7 AM: (wake me up) 8 AM: wake me up inside 9 AM: (I can't wake up) 3 PM: wake me up inside 4 PM: (SAAAAVE ME) 5 PM: CALL MY NAME AND SAAAAVE ME FROM THE DARK 6 PM: Pesto pasta, again

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Text - hey duggee fangirl @PygmyLoris GIRLS to the For years, my very glaswegian husband thought the words were "a wean in a manger" and this will never stop being funny to me 9:59 PM · 12/21/18 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Wukey @lukemorton5 Asked a boy in work last night what he got upty at the weekend and he went 'just cut the legs aff ma bed and laid low mate' aa 11/20/18, 7:48 AM

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Text - FlannyTM @LiamFlannigan1 Knew a boy that got caught smoking at school and denied it so the teacher asked to smell his fingers so he went "smell yer maw" as the teacher smelled his fingers. It was beautiful 2/2/18, 5:54 PM <>

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Text - Sandy Inch @sandyinch1 Was just at the bank n a wee old wife says to me "could ye check ma balance son" so a pushed her 8/12/17, 1:30 PM

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Text - Chris Martin @Cmart3291 Two tunnocks caramel logs standing in the arrivals lounge at Glasgow airport. One turns to the other and says, how long you been a wafer 5/29/18, 8:03 PM

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