Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Clever Comebacks From Spicy Silvertongues


The proper series of words can leave someone utterly crushed. There's nothing that gets us going like a clever comeback that renders its recipient speechless. Check out more remarkable retorts that wrecked people over here.

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Text - Pistol liked Abby Govindan @abbygov why does no one talk about how depression and anxiety can cause major memory loss? 09:40 · 7/10/20 · Twitter Web App 13.3K Retweets and comments 92.8K Likes locephaly @loceph - 22h Replying to @abbygov we do. you mfs just keep forgetting Q 34 27259 ♡ 9,289

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Text - People really be grown and still using umbrellas??? f2 You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?

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Fictional character - Uncle Fabian * @Uncle_Fabian Who wins this Fight and why? ONE:12 DC MEZO •naa shidaa. @shidaazzlesthem You're literally putting the god of thunder against a guy with a sore throat in a Halloween costume

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Sky - ellentube #TheEllenShow #Ellen #EllenDeGeneres Can This Teenager Use a Rotary Phone? 2.7M views 4 days ago 56K 6.6K Share Download Save day ago "Oh look at these stupid kids. They can't use a rotary phone. They can't use a phone book." Wow, it's almost like as technology advances, older things slowly become useless and obsolete. Kind of like Ellen...

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Text - abby @abbypauline_ I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesr have a plan for me. senpai @jasminsenju Girl it sound like he tryna kill u

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Text - PhotographyByAdri • 2h I think I've only seen this posted like 50 times in the last month Reply 29 cj-psych-54 • 1h I've only seen your mom like 50 times in the last month -12 PhotographyByAdri • 47m That's not surprising. She works in a newborn intensive care unit, so she's seeing big babies every day. 32

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Text - In the 1950's, one of the journalists criticized Marilyn Monroe saying that she's only beautiful because of her fancy dresses/clothes. Then she did this photoshoot wearing a potato sack as a response. NO. I SANT ONOT ITATOE NG PRODUCE mOED & SPPED

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Text - Daniel Lawson @DanielLaw1998 Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5 Monday to Friday. I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times. Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman We're disabled, Daniel, we're not werewolves.

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Technology - chris @icedoutomnitrix yea bro aint this that festival u did? Ja Rule O @jarule · 6h Y'all lucky I can't run president... lol

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Text - Carson @CallMeCarsonYT There is no greater defeat than when the waiter calls me "buddy" when l'm ordering my food Soon I will be 21, yet here l am, looking like l'm 14. 5:06 PM · 5/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone 2,850 Retweets 68.1K Likes Seth Everman @SethEverman · 9h Replying to @CallMeCarsonYT that's okay buddy Q 10 2786 11.6K Carson @CallMeCarsonYT · 9h quiet gramps i could use your head as a mirror 27150 10K

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