Monday, June 29, 2020

Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga


Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

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Dish - MERIDIEN STANBUL ETILER

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Text - nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those the white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza!" And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why

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Text - continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten "fun pizza" and whole burgers dejected from th

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