Monday, June 29, 2020

Terribly Cursed Tumblr Posts


The wild world of Tumblr isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes things take a turn and end up being cursed beyond belief. If these cursed Tumblr posts got you going, check out more of Tumblr's most cursed posts over here.

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Muscle - princekheldar he goes from "Nicea to meets you sir!" to "yousa daughter call meesa daddy too" braunstrowman this fucking ruined my day princekheldar if it's any consolation, it's ruined the past month for me

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Text - small-chekov if ur hands are cold it's just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand mhevet my f mhevet my feet are cold

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Text - The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs by ImPawsters ***** Price: $39.99 • Fools up to 30% of pediatricians • Pregnancy belly to "give birth" to dog-baby sold separately • 75% real baby hair • Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in • Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff oneeyedhaise mother i must feed hattedmistress Mother, why do you cry? ew-spoopyum 75% REAL BABY HAIR?? yankeed00dledoctor comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff imagine a mastiff-sized version

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Face - the-ice-castle 2 sluttykrab tumblr. Follow scheflera -tumble saltsplash redrawreigen? heard of it jeweljessica Hey friend do you accept constructive criticism saltsplash yes darling what is it :)

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Text - monicam my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me) monicam carpeted kitchen argumate what the fuck

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Text - F just-shower-thoughts If Mike Wazowski's chin is also his crotch, then if he grew out a beard it would count as his pubes. bluecraft5000 Do you think society should limit what is acceptable to think

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Text - MOTHERBOARD.VICE.COM Clippy's Designer Wants to Know Who Got Clippy Pregnant 6 sharkopolis Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell.

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Text - SKELETONS AREN'T SCARY WE'RE FILLED WITH THIS PULSING, OOZING, MEAT AND Y'ALL THINK THE SKELETONS ARE SCARY THE MEAT'S SCARY THE MEAT fihli it's midnight and this tweet is giving me a heart attack the-sarcasm-isstrongwiththisone FEAR THE MEAT

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Text - snoopingasusualisee Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana soaprock henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1!! RawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!! im vewy sowwy targuzzler My heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this

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Text - showerthoughtsofficial Your belly button is just your old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

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Hair - Skit Skitties Yesterday at 11:30 am The worst part of a bellybutton face is you can't eat Skittles. Skittles News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More lumpyspacelion what the actual fuck

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Text - realanimeboy what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement! >_< A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soo00 hard professor: shut up and write idiot -_- me: eep o_o!! astronomifier Op im proud to annouce that im legally allowed to kill you now 86,979 notes A

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Text - 00 otherwindow Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies. iwilltrytobereasonable Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

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Text - m4ge i hate the term "spinal fluid" it conjures up horrible imagery in my mind m4ge (lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get y'all juice gemineyyes We've never met and I hope it stays that way m4ge this is the most powerful reply ive ever received

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Tattoo - cleverest-url: miilkweeds: Holy fuck. STOP this is the biggest mistake l've ever witnessed Source: dynablade

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Text - teen-heat: why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms why do advertisers humanize food products why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

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Text - thankyu a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk foxy-mulder this is it. the worst post i've ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

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Text - hungwy Bone massage... I want soft bones liviajanedazed no you don't, bitch. hungwy *jiggles and flops towards you* what? Huh?

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Text - truantdisposition *pronounces "champagne" like "lasagne"* exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear do Not the-golden-ghost *Pronounces "lasagne" like "champagne"* exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear do NOT

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