Saturday, June 20, 2020

Tumblr Thread Explains Holy Water Loopholes


Ever thought to dilute holy water? Well apparently you can. Some folks have a few jugs of pope-certified holy water just kinda hanging around in the back of their linen closet. For something lighter, here's a wholesome Tumblr story about summoning a demon while making a sandwich.

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Text - starfleetacademy My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like 'do this only if someone needs their last rites' like I WILL bless this McDonald's sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior animonaut Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch be

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Text - meglyman Homeopathic holy kaijutegu It's not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons

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Text - of holy water. We've got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents' house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.

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Product - kaijutegu Wead Ox Here's what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around. e corvidbone #catholicism is a hell of a ride #pope water is gamer girl bathwater but for jesus stans

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