Thursday, June 18, 2020

The World's Most Cursed Tumblr Posts


We're usually sharing fresh, funny, and innocently bizarre Tumblr gems; but this time we're giving the cursed Tumblr nuggets a go. If there's anything that this collection of weird proves, it's that the moment between sharing an unnerving, passing thought and not sharing that thought is absolutely crucial to the mental peace of other folks online. We've got fruits that look like demonic gremlins, and at one point a face paint tutorial from the movie "Frozen" that looks like it could be the monster in a sleep paralysis episode.

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Text - stats just bought this tapeworm from etsy! snirts where are you gonna keep it stats :) ginger-ale-official I don't like this post very much

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Food - kittiesinthemorning I just don't understand how this happened. But here's a picture of a lemon from my backyard scientificperfection WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK buttpilgrim when life gives you iemons MAKE SACRIFICES

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Wood - jackfrostftw: akilequidae: | Spiderman DEAR GOd

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Shoe - anarchoclintonism

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Text - paper-mario-wiki u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet cockyhorror I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life httpdemonics don 't worry ! there will come a time when it 's not :) cockyhorror Thanks! Even worse :)

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Text - baelor i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. I'm always like i should eat this

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Face - 3:09 Disney Frozen Olaf the Snowman Face Paint Tutorial iwanted2c1video uploaded a video evanj2014: I have seen the gates of hell

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Duck - zanmadyne 8xenon8 + joshpeck: bilbo-teabaggings: souljannoying: IMAGINE A DUCK BUT WITH HUMAN LIPS i want this picture off of this website Source: pemsylvania 261,683 notes

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Finger - thegreatleonidas She said yes.

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Comfort food - unukorn: squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala550: mac and cheese what? mac and cheese That's an egg That's an ipad iPad

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Text - terriamon itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate hollowedskin I was having a good day. sphinxfeathers Can you imagine trying to talk with waggling, flaccid teeth flipping around in your mouth like weird bone noodles? hollowedskin stop making it worse!!

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Text - pyonkotchi plankton built his computer wife so he's also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish luvuv Sometimes we have thoughts but we don't have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

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Plant - axon-aortumblr.co ахon-ахoff 1) Scrub an avocado pit clean. 2) Scrape/peel off the brown skin. 3) Carve a cute face and wait ten minutes. 4) Never sleep again.

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Text - ommanyte I'm going to make a new font called Times New Bastard ommanyte It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif bouquetoftwelve It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif val-ritz With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode Source: ommanyte #fonts #wow yeah i felt that specifically in the base of my skull #so now you can all share my suffe... See all 62,105 notes

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Food - youhadmefromhellodean: laughter-everyday: brucelightyear: thelandofwtf: My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different. Kill it. Kill it with fire. is that the fucking alien from alien vs predator I think it's a leviathan

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Animated cartoon - If England did videogames about plumbers (MARK mitski-miyawakis that is the worst thing i've seen in my life

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Text - straightboyfriend omg tumblypoos???? has anyone heard of water??? its particles are so smol they are cute lil cinnamon buns???? & if you drink it cold it tastes so good???? it has no taste but like its so refreshing why is no one talking about this lol.. dumbasian this post is gonna crawl out of the computer and kill me

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Rock - ssl-error chickenless bone wing 11,243 notes

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