Thursday, June 18, 2020

Airport Karen Pitches A Fit For No Reason


Karen decided to show up 30 minutes before her flight, and in the rage-fueled panic that ensued she ended up missing out on her own TSA pre-check. Wonder if she learned her lesson in the value of taking a deep breath, being respectful to those around you, and from there greatly increasing the possibility that other folks will actually want to help you. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/wallywoofdog • 73d + Join 1 Airport Karen decides to show up 30 minutes before flight.... A few years ago my college sports team was flying out for a competition. We were flying out of our own town which has notoriously quick and easy airport experiences for those of us who know it well. When flying alone it's generally no sweat to show up only an hour before, or even less, but this is ALWAYS a risk in all airports even the small ones. Our team of 20 people showed up for

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Text - long line out of security which is not normal at all for this airport. We all have to check our bags and get into line where every once in awhile an employee would walk through the line asking people to look at their tickets for TSA Pre-check, which means you basically get to go straight through the security line. While we were waiting an unusually long time we started to pick up on a lot of different people in front and behind us that are all about to miss the same flight. Some people ar

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Text - minutes and I note the fact that she is behind us in line which means she probably just showed up only a half an hour before her flight leaves...insanity. For the next 30 minutes Karen is pushing past people (some of them are on the same flight as her) without asking any sort of permission. Karen is also yelling loudly this whole time at any employee she sees about how they are incompetent, need to let her through, etc. She is also demanding that they need to open up the other security la

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Text - (obviously TSA guidelines aren't a thing to this Karen). So finally Karen literally pushes her way through the line to about 5 people away from where my team is waiting and there is no way we are letting her through. This is when I decided to get a little more revenge for all those poor employees and all the other nice and respectful people waiting there. Being at the back of the line, my friend and I tell the few people in between the Karen and ourselves that they can skip ahead of our w

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Text - SO we are FINALLY about three people away from where our IDs are checked. Karen has finally stopped yelling at every single possible employee that comes by because we are so close to the front. Remember when I mentioned earlier the employee who comes by to remind us to look for TSA Pre-Check on our boarding passes? WELL TURNS OUT KAREN WAS YELLING OVER OR AT THIS GUY THE WHOLE TIME AND NEVER GOT THE INFO AND WHEN SHE FINALLY STARTED ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE SHE FOUN

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