Sunday, June 28, 2020

Nurses Take Revenge On Their Roommate


This dude vastly underestimated their nurse roommates' capacity for executing a true, glorious pro revenge. Check out another tale of roommate pro revenge with this smug roommate who wouldn't pay rent, and got defeated in court as a result.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/rustybathtub 3 3 + JOIN 2•2d How to Train your Roommate TL; DR at the bottom This is the story of how I used Pavlovian Conditioning to train my formerly obnoxious roommate to behave like a responsible adult.

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Text - So, the three of us are nurses and we all live in this company provided apartment. Each of us has his own room which is joined by this common area that doubles as the kitchen and dining area, but the walls are paper thin and don't provide enough sound-proofing. So, if one were to say, have loud conversations in the common area during the late hours of the night, it would resonate through all the rooms adjacent. But if you were in your own room talking to somebody, it wouldn't be heard out

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Text - Now, this is not a problem during the day, but at night when everyone is asleep our one obnoxious roommate always decides to have his Facebook video calls on the common room using his phone, waking everyone up with his loud conversations. And since we are nurses, we have to work in shifts, me and the second roommate work on 12- hour day shifts (8 am to 8 pm) while the third obnoxious one works on 12-hour night shifts (8 pm to 8 am). So, the third roommate tends to be awake at night. We ge

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Text - We tried to handle it the adult way by talking to him about it and suggesting he do his antics inside his own room since while in there we wouldn't hear his loud conversations and he wouldn't wake us up at night, especially if we have to go to work in the morning. This worked for a while, but he eventually went back to his old habits of waking us up at nights. We were getting so tired of the situation because all we wanted after a long 12-hour shift was to be able to sleep soundly, especi

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Text - Our Hallelujah came from an episode of The Office that I had just watched wherein Jim trained Dwight to crave a breath mint every time he restarted his computer. A lightbulb suddenly switched on in my head to use our WIFI, to train my noisy roommate. Nobody else knew that I had admin privileges, I just happened to be there when the guys installed it and they gave me the key. I realized that I had access to our WIFI network wirelessly on my phone and could turn it on and off on a whim like

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Text - My MO was simple, every time I get woken up by noisy roommate taking his internet calls in the common room, I would turn off the WIFI of the whole house and wait until he goes back to his room before turning it on again. The training took months and countless late nights. After getting woken up at night by said roommate I would wait for an opportune time, usually while he is in deep loud conversation with someone, to turn off the WIFI, then wait to him to get annoyed and curse our service

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Text - The loud late-night calls in the common room became less and less until he no longer took them in the common room at all. This translated to silent nights for me and the second roommate who had to work in the mornings. My method was so effective that he actually thought that there was a problem with his phone. Sometime later, he wanted to show me a video of something on his phone but said that I had to come to his room for him to show me since there was a problem with it and it wouldn't w

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Text - ImpressivelyLost • 2d It's kinda sad how often a study on teaching dogs a trick is successful in training humans. Kinda makes you wonder how smart we really are.

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