Thursday, January 26, 2023

'Get a better job': Terrible mother borrows car from son and shames him when he wants to drive it to work


The support of your parents can be extremely determinant of your own success—the trade-off being that their support in raising you out of diapers will be repaid when they return to them. It's a fair trade—when the parents uphold their end of the deal and aren't depraved and selfish narcissists—or otherwise toxic and destructive to be around. Now, we're all complicated people, and none of us are without our flaws, but some people are better off far away… and out of your life.

Take this delightful individual who turned the generous act of receiving a car to borrow from her child into a way of shaming them for their job, wealth, and current place in life; responding to their request to temporarily take their car back with hateful and vile language intending to browbeat them into leaving the car in her care. 

The irony of this entire situation is not to be ignored. How fitting for someone who is borrowing someone else's car to insist they get a better job so that they can afford to take an Uber while that same car is being borrowed.

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For more entitled parents, check out this Karen, who tried to get a private neighborhood Valentine's Day event canceled because her kids weren't invited.

'It's a huge red flag and you know it': First date gives man the creeps after she spills her invasive 'research'


One guy took to the r/ask subreddit with a burning question after a first date took a strange turn. Is this how dating works in the modern age? 

As he explained, he went on a first date with a woman, and it seemed to be going well. But after the date — and spending the night at her place — he realized that she had spilled a little too much information about him. She had researched him beforehand, and just rattled off all this personal information. At the time, the OP thought it was really weird, and asked the Reddit community if she was justified in researching him beforehand.

In the comments, the OP did add that what his date found was uncovered from publicly available information, like social media. The things she knew about him, like previous states he'd lived in, could be found that way, but she went even further and dug up information about his whole extended family. 

In the comments, people were quite divided on if the woman had gone too far, or if she was justified in researching publicly available information. In today's day and age, you have to do your research before you meet IRL. But there's no need to just lay all that information out on the table from date number one! Just make sure you aren't dating someone with a troubling history. 

Then, check out these cursed lattes and frappucinos that have more sugar and flavoring than coffee. 

'Why you living like this bro?': Trashy budget chef makes crazy elaborate recipes using nothing but motel bathroom supplies


Eating food that has touched unsanitary surfaces is revolting for some people and, as far as gross environments go, motel bathrooms are arguably the most disgusting communal areas known to man. Motel bathrooms are basically a receptacle for all human excretions and it's not always cleaned (or nuked?) appropriately. However, for one non-discriminating foodie has combined the horrors of motel bathrooms with the culinary arts, building his entire social media platform on creating elaborate recipes on the go, turning motel bathrooms into a make-shift kitchen. Barfly7777, a middle-aged American man has turned the culinary game upside down and has gone viral by sharing his impressive, but somehow still disgusting hotel bathroom recipes with favorites such as "Trashcan Pork", "Hotel Countertop Pizza", and "Toaster Chicken". 

'Scammers Scammed By Uncle and Granny' : Backyard Dealership Scams Two Innocent Old Ladies with Defunct Cars, Uncle Takes the Ultimate Revenge and Tricks Swindler Into Taking the Loss On $10,000


Some people think there are only two types of people on the world: Scammers and suckers. The scammers do the scamming and take advantage of everybody and anybody, that especially includes your elderly grandma who is just trying to buy a car. However, that is a horrible way to look at like and if you do that, you are going to get some instant karma in some way—perhaps in some ultimate epic petty revenge. 

A Redditor recently shared a story of their elderly grandma getting scammed and then his uncle serving some epic justice in the form of petty revenge. The Redditor's grandfather had just passed and his grandma was looking for a new car. Being old and innocent, she went and bought a car from a backyard shady dealership. After only a few days, the car's engine blew up and it was un-driveable. The scammer did nothing to help and told them that when you buy a used car "not every purchase is a winner, it's just the luck of the draw." He's not wrong, but when the same thing happened to a second elderly woman from the same dealership, this Redditor's uncle had enough.

The uncle got a cheap car, sold it back to the dealership, but not before he completely emptied It of any fluids and completely clogged the radiator. When the dealer tried to call him out on selling him a lemon car, the man simple said, "that's just the luck of the draw." 

Revenge is best served ice cold, babyyyyy! Read the entire story below. 

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

'This was my dream when I worked in retail': Barista plays controversial 'mean prank' on rude customer


One high schooler asked r/AITA a question about her job conduct: was she in the wrong for playing a 'mean prank' on a customer who berated her? Often on the r/AITA page, there's a swift conclusion of who was the a****** and who wasn't. But this time, there's an interesting nuance in the answers, with some commenters blaming the OP for her shortsighted approach to customer service. Others, of course, immediately sided with the OP, calling the customer the jerk in this scenario. 

I'm surprised that the OP and her coworkers were able to pull this prank off. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing you could just go around and do all the time, especially since one of her coworkers is the owner's son! I'd probably be driven away from the establishment if I witnessed this prank go down. I wouldn't want to support an establishment whose managers treat their staff that way. After all, the other customers don't know this is a prank. 

Scroll down to see if you think this prank went too far, or if the OP is totally justified in this hilarious joke. Then, read another prank of sorts — one bride found out her family member was going to upstage her, so she flipped the script! 

20+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (January 25, 2023)


The sense of budding adventure, guiling improvisation, and mischievous creativity that takes can take place over a simple kitchen table during a session of DnD is nothing that you can accurately describe… The hard part is just getting everyone to the table. 

We live in a complex world where our lives and commitments are in constant flux, making it hard to make consistent plans for our hobbies and personal pleasures. Besides—let's be honest—the last few years haven't been the best for organizing social gatherings indoors; now that assembling a council in close quarters is back on the menu, it seems like all those other commitments (that were also on hold) are taking precedence. 

We can only hope that the tides of change will bring you and your fellow adventurers back into a session very soon. Until then, enjoy these memes to keep your adventurous spirit alive.

'She has always tried to one-up me': Update! Bride changes party dress code to humiliate overdressed half-sister


As the saying goes, no one knows how to push your buttons better than your family. When you're raised together or spend lots of time together, you soon realize just what makes people tick. In this family, there's a silent war going on between the OP and her half-sister, who always tries to one-up her at everything — even her own engagement party. 

The OP shared this infuriating tale to r/pettyrevenge, but in my humble opinion, this is pro-level revenge. After announcing a party to celebrate her engagement, the OP got a tip from her cousin. Her half-sister was planning on wearing a stunning gold and white dress to OP's engagement party. It literally does look like a wedding dress, and a very fancy and expensive one at that! The OP included a photo to prove just how unhinged this half-sister's idea really was. If you know the first thing about weddings in many countries, it's so simple — don't wear a dress that's fancier than the bride's! Some people just can't help it. They need to be the center of attention at all times. 

That's a shame for the OP, who did share an update after the fact. It's not the best update, but hopefully they'll be happier with their new family arrangement. Scroll down to check out the story below. Then, swim into the deep end with these watery memes about fish and sharks. 

'Your expectations are not realistic': Entitled Karen Mom fights with daycare stuff over nap time


Lady, if you're going to be this difficult, get a nanny! This entitled Karen Mom decided it was within her right to complain to the daycare staff about not adhering to her child's personalized sleep schedule. She shared her story via this thread on Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit.

 

The complete lack of self-awareness within this post is astonishing. Did she seriously think that the daycare staff would alter their entire schedule to this one particular child's needs? Furthermore, these people are professionals and are handling the nearly impossible task of taking care of so many children at once. But above all, the main takeaway from this story is that if you're going to be so entitled, insistent, and difficult, you might as well just save the money to get your own personal nanny for your kid. Now, I would never want to be that nanny, but that's a whole other story. 

 

Keep scrolling below for the best comments. For more stories like this, here's one about two Karens at a grocery store.

Karen tries to get "excluding" adults only Valentine's Day neighborhood event cancelled because her kids can't come


Everyone is the hero of their own story: Where we see this neighborhood Karen as just that, she sees herself as a vigilante hero fighting for justice—a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight. 

Sometimes you die the hero; sometimes, you live to see yourself become the villain—sometimes still, you never were actually the hero in the first place.  

This Karen took offense to the fact that the neighborhood was throwing a Valentine's Day event for adults only, no kids invited. The Redditor who posted this topic seemed to be letting on to the fact that this rule was instated this year specifically because of this Karen. Keep in mind that this is a private event at a private residence, so it really doesn't stand within the bounds of reason for Karen to have an opinion at all. 

Luckily the other neighbors quickly put Karen in her place. 

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For more Karens in the wild, check out these Karens who tried to dine and dash after making a stupidly complicated order at a restaurant during closing time. 

‘Fine, I’ll Play the System’ : Man Commutes 175 Miles per Day to Work, Company Refuses to Reimburse Him for Transit, Leading to Malicious Compliance


Committing to a 6+ hour commute to work every day is a superpower that most of us cannot claim to have. I certainly wouldn't be willing to do that under any circumstance. This Redditer told his impressive tale of malicious compliance, where he beat the system that was designed to fail, after asking his company to reimburse his travel costs. 

At the time he was living in San Diego, working in Downtown Los Angeles (that's a 175-mile per day commute). He was in the middle of studying for an exam that would allow him to become a licensed Journeyman Electrician and chose to ride the train to gain some study time, instead of driving his car in the difficult LA traffic. 

He rode a train and a subway to work every day for three entire months. To say he has some incredible tenacity is putting it lightly. This would have cost the company only about $17, had they been willing to be reasonable. But they decided that they were only willing to pay for gas and parking ($50) — if you're raising your eyebrows, join the club. We're all confused.

Scroll down to read his detailed account of what happened below. You can also check out these hilariously rare insults.

‘I Demand a Raise’ : 20+ Memes of the Week for Grumpy Overworked Employees Who Are Ready to Abandon the Workplace


Almost every workplace is understaffed these days, leading to its employees being overworked, even though they don't get proper compensation for doing more than one job… it's enough to make anyone mad. If you call in sick, you know your boss is gonna make that face… not that you'd see it, but you would certainly know that it's happening. You can practically hear the grimace over the phone (or text, when they reply with a bitter 'feel well' because what are they gonna do?).

Work takes up so much time in our day… between 8-10 hours. That is a long time to be dealing with annoying coworkers, an irritating boss who never reads your emails, and to be feeling overall quite miserable. That's where procrastination comes into play — memes are a great pastime, especially if you're supposed to be working. They add a bit of much-needed serotonin to an otherwise dull and tiring day. So without further ado, scroll down and check out some of the best coworker/boss memes we've got for you today.

While we're on the topic of overworked and tired employees, check out this idiotic foreman who messed with the wrong machinist — ultimately getting himself fired.

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

McDonald's Accidentally Hands Guy $5,000 Instead of His Food Order, Valiantly Returns It, Goes Insanely Viral and Doesn't Know What to Do


This man was thrust into major local popularity and he has no idea what to do with it, and that is somehow making him even more popular! 

Josiah Vargas recently went insanely viral overnight after posting a TikTok video of a McDonald's incident where he ended up being the hero. Some employee, who must haven been overworked, exhausted, or something, handed Vargas a McDonald's bag, thinking it was his drive-thru order. However, after he drove away and looked inside the bag, he found wads and wads of cash. It turns out they accidentally handed him $5,000 of their deposit money. Vargas, being a good samaritan, returned the money and the employees of the McDonald's were so relieved and grateful they were crying and hugging him. They also gave him $200 and a free month of McDonald's.

He didn't care about any of that, but it didn't matter, because after he posted that video he instantly blew up. He went viral on the app and has no been interviewed on local news outlets, radio stations, and more. He has no idea how to handle the overnight fame, but says he is getting help from his Gen Z sister. Apparently, it was her idea in the first place for him to make a video of him returning the money. Now, her is simply trying to figure out how to be his awkward self while also using his new fame to it's advantage. His awkward videos are so true to himself, it's actually working and making him even more popular. 

See the full story and videos below:

'We got a pre-paid debit card with my dog's name on it': Puzzling mystery ensues after woman keeps getting mail addressed to her dog Skipper


It all started a month after a couple moved into a new home with their dog. They had hardly been in their new place for more than a month when they started getting mail that was not addressed to them. Usually, people will get mail from the previous tenants or something like that. But this couple was getting mail addressed to their dog. 

At first it was funny, the dog's first piece of mail was a Jiffy packet of recipes. It was addressed to their dog's first name Skipper and one of the couple's last name. They asked all their friends and family if they had done this, but they were all just as confused. They checked all of their accounts to see if maybe they put their dog's name down for something and forgot, but they hadn't. Even their dog-related accounts, like the vet's office or their Chewy account was not under their dog's name. 

It got even more confusing after receiving two at-home Covid tests in the mail addressed to Skipper and then a pre-paid Western Union debit card with Skipper's name on it. That is when they took to TikTok to see if anybody else has experienced this. What should they do? They called Western Union and they just said someone must have sent it to them in their dog's name and that's that. So now they have all this free stuff… Well, technically their dog does. 

Check out the whole story so far below!

'I don’t owe this money but in fact they owed me': HOA tries to trick tenant into paying aunt's debts, tenant fights back


Your daily reminder that HOAs are the worst! This thread, which was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit, is just further proof of this well-known fact. In this instance, the Redditor had been living with their aunt, the owner of the apartment, when she died. The Redditor was then led to believe by the HOA that they were responsible for paying off her debt.

 

First of all, the Redditor was not her next of kin, but that didn't matter for the HOA, which tried to trick the Redditor by making them the primary tenant after the aunt's death so that they could settle the issue. Well, when the Redditor crunched the numbers, they realized that they actually overpaid their portion of the rent and that the HOA owed them a significant amount of money. Thankfully, they stood up for themselves and traded strongly-worded emails until finally, they were able to get someone on the phone and prove them wrong. Hats off to the original poster for sticking with it and winning out in the end! We rarely get to see a story involving an HOA and have it end positively. Keep scrolling below for the full details. For more, check out this post about a shady landlord and a disastrous apartment fail.

'AITA for insulting my sister’s wacky baby names?': Woman disagrees with sister's "stripper" baby names and causes dispute


This sister brought out her sister's rage when she gave her opinion of her sister's baby names. Now, it's usually never a good idea to "Yuck someone's yum." but — here's the thing: She's right.

There are a couple of things that are concerning about the sister's behavior, both with how she regards her pregnancy (and the personal significance she's loaded into it) and the names she is suggesting using.

If you think your unborn child represents what is going to be your "redemption," then oh boy, do I feel bad for that child. There's nothing like having the weight of perfection poured onto you before you're even born to create a future adult with "gifted child burnout" or severe entitlement issues — depending on how things play out. 

And that's before you even get to the name; commenters here have it right: if you desperately want to express your individuality by naming your child something extravagant — save your child the hardship and change your own name to that instead. 

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Keep reading to see this story and pass your judgment. Next, check out

Entitled Family Demands Medical Assistance, Embarrassed by Over-the-Top Emergency Medical Response


Be careful what you wish for! If what you desire is urgent medical assistance (for a non-urgent injury) from someone who isn't qualified or even capable of providing that assistance.

The real truth of the matter is that this family felt entitled to receive attention from this customer service representative simply because they were a customer service representative — and that's what they're there for, right? To justify your need to feel important.  

I don't know if I can really stand by this college's employee policy of not intervening and providing assistance in any medical emergencies — that's why good samaritan laws exist. You should do whatever you can to help or save someone who is having a medical event; instating policies that demand otherwise is just evidence of the kind of antisocial and negligent hellscape that modern corporatism has thrust upon us. This feels especially relevant here since an allergic reaction to a bee sting can be life-threatening if it causes anaphylaxis. 

In this case, though, the sting was very non-threatening, and this family just wanted—no— demanded attention. In the end, they got their comeuppance in the form of exactly what they requested… The monkey's paw curls.

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For more MC, check out this amicable divorce that got ugly when this guy's ex-wife got greedy.

Under the sea: 20+ Marine biology fails for maritime memers


Dive off the deep end into some shrimply incredible fish memes.

Most of the ocean has still never been discovered, even by the mid 2020's! Somehow, humans have visited outer space and explored vast amounts of dry land on Earth, but the ocean is still the Wild West of undiscovered fishies. Roughly 80% of our oceans have never been seen by human eyes. Who knows what's actually down there? Only about 5% of the ocean has been properly documented by scientists, so your guess is as good as anyone's. 

The people who study the ocean believe that there are still millions of undiscovered species of fish and animals living deep in the depths of the sea. Then, there are many more millions of microorganisms that are too small to see with the naked eye. 

For today, we'll have to make do with the types of fish we do know about, like your common sharks and your generic clownfish. Someday, though, marine biologists will find the coolest fish ever, and then we'll celebrate. Check out these excellent (and highly specific) marine memes below! 

Then, pick a relatable relationship tweet or meme out of this funny selection to send to your significant other

‘What’s the Worst Part of Having a Kid?’ : Funniest Relatable Parenting Confessions for the Crowd That Never Sleeps


Were you one of those people who were warned beforehand about the struggles of being responsible for another human being? Or did you glide into the abyss, blissfully ignorant? Either way, they don't just sit there and look cute, as I'm sure you're well aware of now. They are little gluesticks, literally and figuratively. First, because they waddle around you constantly, just always… there. Secondly, they use actual glue and smear it on your couch, in the name of art. They sure are little monsters, but these monsters also happen to be a duplicate of your heart, that walk around freely, which is pretty terrifying.

While scrolling through r/AskReddit, I came across a question posted by u/ApprehensiveShock655, 'What's the worst part of having a child?'. Unsurprisingly, the post garnered a lot of attention, and other users had a lot to say.

If you have kids, or friends who have kids, these confessions below are pretty spot-on relatable-wise. Scroll down to check 'em out. While we're talking about schooling the little ones, click here for some Gen Z entitledness that'll make you roll your eyes and question what the heck happened to humanity.

Karen Leaves 1-Star Review For Tattoo and Piercing Studio, Owner Claps Back


This Karen needs to realize that Tattoo and Piercing studios are probably the last places that are going to put up with nonsense like this. It's no small wonder that they didn't just turn her away when she showed up 15 minutes late to the appointment. Especially since they were staying late in order to keep this appointment. 

No way. If this Karen arrived at the Fail Blog tattoo and piercing studio 15 minutes late she'd arrive to find the lights off and doors locked. 

There is a whole list of other issues that would have prompted us to turn this Karen and her daughter away. Sorry, go back to the cruddy studio where you got the piercing done. 

For more Karen's out in the wild. Check out this Karen who was mocked for mistaking another customer for an employee.

Monday, January 23, 2023

Party Fails For Folks Who Are Still Recovering From a Lit Weekend


It may be Monday, but we're already gearing up for the weekend! For many of you, it's back to work after two days of what should have been resting. Instead, your weekend was full of late nights and poor decision-making. And after all of that debauchery, are we just expected to put on our formal clothes and head back into the workplace like nothing ever happened? How can one do that when one still suffers from a headache and can't keep anything down?

 

If we are describing you perfectly, have no fear. You are not alone. In fact, as you will see from this compilation of party fails below, there are countless individuals who are probably still haunted by the decisions they made this past weekend. And yet, next weekend, it is highly likely that we will be doing it all again. As Rihanna once said, cheers to freakin' weekend! For more content like this, check out these oversharing fails.

 

Thumbnail photo credit: Qui Nguyen

Update: Horrible Parents Don’t Tell Daughter About Her Education Fund, She Finds Out in the Worst Way


These parents are living proof that having a PhD and a Master's does not necessarily make you smart! This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/JacquesBN, who shared his story about the education funds his own parents set up for his kids. 

 

The Redditor and his wife had hoped that both their son and their daughter would get advanced degrees, so they didn't tell either child about the money. Their daughter pursued humanities in college and scraped by on scholarship money and on her own. Meanwhile, their son pursued STEM and, when it became clear to his parents that he wasn't going to pursue graduate school, they decided to use his education fund on a nice apartment for him during his undergraduate education. Of course, it was only a matter of time before their daughter was going to find out about this completely biased, totally unfair nonsense. And when she did, it wasn't pretty. Keep scrolling below for an update from the original poster about the current state of their relationship.

 

For more stories like this, here's one about two Karens colliding at a supermarket.

'Anything unplanned is unexcused': Employer instates policy promising disciplinary action for sick leave


It's really hard to plan when you're going to be sick; as such, seldom does the use of sick leave eventuate from any sort of planned absence. It's not as if you can sit down and make up a roster of when everyone is going to be ill. 

'The fallout wasn't over though': Amicable divorce goes south when ex-wife gets greedy, she ends up with less


Some people feel like everyone is out to screw them over, probably because they're out to screw everyone else over and assume everyone thinks the way that they do. 

As Ralph Waldo Emerson put it, "People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character." We project far more of ourselves than we realize when we give our opinion to others; if you think you shouldn't be trusting of other people, you're probably someone who shouldn't be trusted; if you think everyone around you is lazy, maybe you should take a look at yourself first. So much of the world around us works in this way, for, quite simply, our perception shapes our world.

Despite his best efforts to manage an amicable divorce from his ex-wife, this Redditor found himself battling her. She seemed determined to get the better deal, despite already getting a better deal anyways. He decided to play her game and let her work her way into a worse deal than she was already getting in this future classic tale of MC.

'She just thought she could scream her way out of this': Ignorant vacationing Karen runs up 5-figure roaming charges, ignores the only person who can help her


Call center employees have to deal with one bazillion Karens, but this one in particular left the call operator with a huge grin. In the r/talesfromcallcenters subreddit, one brave phone operator shared this tale of stunning ignorance. Maybe if Karen reads this story now, she'll finally understand how badly she botched the math in this equation. 

As the OP tells it, this Karen went on vacation and ran up a lot of money in roaming fees. Say you're on a tropical island and you check Facebook – now, you have to pay for the data that you used outside of your home country. It's probably just a few dollars. However, Karen here went to an island and had a scrolling marathon, racking up five figures in roaming fees! Yikes! What what she thinking?

However, Karen was lucky to get to OP on the line. They work for a major cell service provider, and they were really trying to help this woman reduce her massive bill and shrink it to a fraction of the size. People who scream at other people on the phone just don't like to listen, though, even when it's really to their benefit. Your loss, Karen! 

Up next, check out this bartender whose reaction to reading a 1-star review about herself has the internet divided in two. 

‘You Gave the Wrong Employee Demerit Points…’ : New Supervisor Ultimately Gets Himself Fired When He Messes With Invaluable Machinist, Leading to Malicious Compliance and Chaos in Production


It seems like a common theme for new supervisors to enter the workplace with a big bang, having the desire to prove themselves, leading to a quick and sudden change in the status quo. Oftentimes, this isn't necessarily a good thing. Some are as quick to go as they are to come, and this is exactly what happened in this particular case. A foreman joined a company and naively thought he could mess around with one of their oldest employees (a machinist) when giving him demerit points for being ten minutes late (during a snowstorm no less). The foreman had previously tried to get him to do other tasks, and had apparently taken offense when the machinist gave him a firm 'No'.

What the foreman failed to recognize, was that this employee was actually the top and only machinist, who worked a lot of overtime even though it wasn't specifically written in his contract — which he promptly stopped doing when given the points. Chaos ensued along with malicious compliance, as the company began losing big bucks in a short amount of time.

The foreman made his own bed, to say the least. Karma got him good. Scroll down to read what happened. For more petty malicious compliance, check out this neighbor who played the long game of revenge, leading to the foreclosure of the VP of the HOA's home.

'Okay then': Boss takes employee off big project and puts it into incompetent hands, malicious compliance ensues


Sometimes, you know what's best, but your entitled boss simply doesn't. When you find yourself in that scenario, you are faced with two options: 1) you can face your boss head-on and fight it (not worth it); or 2) you can sit back, relax, and watch this disaster unfold.

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by u/staterho, who shared that their boss was threatened by how on top of things they were and wanted to take the original poster off of the upcoming big Holiday project. The trouble is that the person who was then put on the project, Amy, was ill-equipped to handle all of the moving parts. In fairness, it's not Amy's fault that she wasn't capable of handling this. It wasn't within her job description, whereas the Redditor knew exactly how to get it done and get it done well. But alas, their boss was insistent, and so the Redditor chose to comply knowing it was all going to go horribly wrong. Keep scrolling below to learn about the fallout. For more, here's another post about a boss who tried to ban yoga pants.

Sunday, January 22, 2023

20 'Sunday Scaries' Memes for Weekend Warriors Who Dread Monday Mornings


Ahh, it's Monday morning again. Your coffee is weak, the train was delayed, and you already have 186 unread emails in your inbox– it's gonna be a rough week. But where did the weekend go? Two days of leisure were simply consumed by errands that you had no time for during the week, weren't you supposed to relax at some point? Once again, Saturday morning leaked into Sunday night and now you're trapped in the corporate hellscape known as the Sunday Scaries. It's that feeling you get on Sunday evening when you realize you've squandered your weekend peace, only to be hurled into the folds of the 9-5 nightmare you call employment. Don't worry, work will always be there waiting to pounce on you, but the weekend bliss quickly escapes your grasp like a waif of smoke, dissipating faster the more you attempt to hold onto it. Welp, it's Monday again, so all you can do is try to make it through to Friday once again, spinning on the wheel of time once again.  

'New Year and Same Depressed Me': 20 Memes, Tweets, and Fails For the Comedically Depressed


Anyone else finding themselves screaming into the abyss lately? If so, please enjoy some mutual commiseration by scrolling through the following collection of memes, tweets, and FAILS below. When you're done, take a look at these roommate fails.

'I ALWAYS get the front row': Entitled Karen complains to theater usher about having to bend her neck in her front row seat


The things we do to appease the Karens of the world...

 

This Karen, a frequent theatergoer, was upset to learn that her front row seat required her to bend her neck upward in an uncomfortable way. So, when she approached the usher to complain and remind them that she pays a fortune for these tickets (*eye roll*), the usher looked at the tickets and discovered that she was mistaken. Her seats were actually four rows further back. You would think that this would be a sort of win-win scenario for Karen. She still gets a great seat and she doesn't have to bend her neck. Well, it wasn't enough for her because four rows back meant that she was no longer in the front row. Seriously? You can't have your cake and eat it too, lady! 

 

You can read the full thread, which was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by u/LittleJohnStone, below along with the funniest comments. For more, here's a story about another entitled lady who stole from her neighbor's garden.

Boss Says "No Overtime," Shocked When Worker Complies


If you make a demand and expect people to follow it, don't be surprised when they do. That's the takeaway from this story that was shared to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by this disgruntled worker, Redditor u/Local_admin_user. They shared their story to the popular subreddit to share their boss's hypocritical policy of both forbidding and expecting the workers to work overtime.   

Too many managers set expectations like this, setting the standard for the working relationship to work when it works for the company but not when it benefits the employee's interests. They'll stick to the "rules" hard and fast until it's convenient for them to suddenly ignore their existence. 

Read on for this story of malicious compliance. For more, check out this HR manager who power-tripped on an exiting employee who really didn't want to do their exit interview. The HR manager insisted andposted their story to Malicious Compliance, where readers roasted them.