Petty Mother Schedules Her Kid's First Birthday Party on the Day of Her Stepsister's Wedding, Fails to Get Anyone to Show Up

It's the audacity for me! This lady started unnecessary drama and it completely backfired. She tried and failed to tell her side of the story in a way that seemed reasonable via this thread on Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit. Of course, the ruthless judges of the AITA community were not having it.

 

Let's start with the fact that it's clear the Redditor has a ton of resentment for her stepsister. Some of this is understandable, but one person in the comments section pointed out based on previous Reddit threads that the stepsister's mom died in childbirth, so the original poster's mother stepped up to the plate in a major way. The Redditor clearly never got over this. As for the birthday/wedding fiasco, there is no question that the original poster scheduled this on purpose and refused to budge just to create more drama for the sake of it. Thankfully, no one seems to be entertaining her ridiculous scheming. Keep scrolling below to see the full post!

 

For more wedding drama, check out this story about a bridezilla who kicked a server out of the reception.

Fresh Tweets From The Most Frustrated Dating App Users

You know dating apps are annoying when you feel the urge to tweet about them! These top trending tweets summarize how so many of us feel about the black hole that is dating in 2022. It doesn't matter if it's Tinder or Hinge or The League (is anyone still on The League?). All that matters is whether or not you're still on any of these dating apps, you know with the utmost certainty that they are trash. Try not to take any of it personally. These apps bring out the worst in people. So much so that these folks have taken to Twitter to vent about it, and it's not like that's a place where people are always their best selves either. Ah, the wild world of social media!

 

Keep scrolling below to see if you feel similarly to some of these Twitter users. For more content like this, check out these bold pickup lines!

'Thank God My Son Dodged a Bullet With You': Entitled Karen sends nasty message to son's ex-girlfriend

The audacity of this woman! It's one thing to be thankful your child is no longer in a relationship with someone. It's another to relay that message to your kid's ex a FULL decade later.

 

This Facebook message was included in this thread on Reddit's r/entitledparents subreddit by u/PoopfaceMcPooperson, and let's just say that we feel for this person. Especially when she revealed details about how her ex-boyfriend got the two of them in a literal car accident. She also reveals several other dramatic details in the comments section, so keep scrolling to have a look for yourself! Our big takeaway is that when it comes to Karen Mommies, there is no world in which they realistically come to terms with the possibility that it was their child that may have been in the wrong the whole time. On top of that,  there is no world in which they choose to step back and not weigh in. We feel for the Redditor!

 

For more stories like this, check out this one about an entitled Karen who stole a Tarot card reader's tip jar simply because she didn't like her reading!

'Interview is at 10 [...] manager comes in at 10:10': Job-Seeker shows up to interview 5 minutes early, told they're not being interviewed because they were late, reports interviewer to manager

There are so many ways you can mess up a job interview — but who could ever anticipate being accused of being late by the late interviewer?

'He seriously is only seen at breaks and lunch': Coworker spends every work day in the bathroom and HR can't do anything about it

This coworker just might be an infuriating genius! According to the Redditor, he got a medical note from his doctor saying he had IBS and now, no one can say anything when he spends virtually the entire workday in the bathroom. Allegedly, the coworker isn't in any actual serious need but would rather mess around on his phone on the toilet for 6 hours than sit at a desk staring at a screen. Honestly, as I write this, I can't blame him.

 

This story was captured via this thread on Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit by u/stonerplumber, who went on to describe what happened when a nosy, Dwight Schrute type tried to get the coworker in trouble by timing how long he was in the bathroom and reporting it to HR. Not only was HR not able to do anything about it, but also the nosy employee got written up. Somewhere in that bathroom, our clever coworker is laughing maniacally.

 

Keep scrolling below to see what people had to say in the comments! For more, check out this post about an annoying coworker who started bossing everyone around.

'Do you know who I am?': Base commander demands immediate medical assistance for nonemergency, medic maliciously complies

It's often the case that the most effective soliton for an unreasonable demand involves following that demand to the letter. If you refuse to comply, you're likely just going to cause yourself even more annoyance and trouble, but if you maliciously comply, you have the added benefit of leaving the command-giver to either discover their error on their own or crash and burn in a blaze of glory. Either result will have the desired effect: Getting them off your ass.

This is how it was for Reddit user, u/Kinkar66, who was drafted as a medic to their country's military and found themselves working in a base hospital. When the base commander came in for an appointment and began throwing their weight around, u/Kinkar66 saw the perfect chance to execute the order in the most malicious way possible — landing their spineless-bootlicking boss in hot water in the same fell swoop. 

Keep reading for this glorious tale of military-malicious compliance, for more, check out this subordinate who obliged their commander's demand that every expense pass across their desk for approval, a command they lived to regret. 

'My boss met with me and cried': Boss breaks down when employee gets new job they were told they were unqualified for

Too many employers don't truly value their worker's contributions — or outwardly appear to in order to devalue their going rate.

This strategy manifests itself as a weird employment form of "negging" (if you don't know what this is, consider yourself lucky) in which the employer/manager will attempt to reduce the employee's self-worth to keep them underfoot — and thus underpaid. It's a fine strategy, albeit with some moral and ethical quandaries, but backfires as soon as the employee builds up the courage to look elsewhere and discovers how undervalued they truly are. 

These employers will waste time and resources training new hires just to have this process repeat itself over and over again — never learning the lesson or saving themselves (and their workers) from this Sisyphean fate. 

That's what happened when this employee was repeatedly told they were unqualified for work they wanted to take on — but their departure would leave their employer in tears. 

Keep reading to see this thread as it was posted to Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit. 

For more, check out this worker who was shamed at a company meeting for using their medical benefits while pregnant. 

Funniest Memes for People Who Hate Their Job and Would Totally Consider Quiet Quitting, but Really Need That Paycheck

Just like Blink-182 said all those years ago: "Work sucks, I know". We all get the Monday blues sometimes and start looking at our careers a little more critically. You might even start asking yourself the important questions like, how many months can I make it on my bills if I suddenly had no income? You might notice you're getting better at budgeting math as you contemplate just quitting your job on the spot. The whole ordeal is starting to look pretty terrible though when you realizepixlr you only have about 1.5 months of savings until you're out of cash. Shoot. 

 

So you clock in, go to work, and endure each gruesome hour of your 8 hour day, reminiscing of the good times you'll have when you get home or the vacation time you have coming up. Anything but this God-awful desk job. Maybe today's the day, maybe you just leave and never come back. You can tell your boss to shove their Excell Sheets where the sun don't shine.

Throwback Jokes and Fails That Aging Millennials Will Treasure

Some people age like fine wine, and then there are millennials. Children of the 90s who remember a universe before the iPhone are a rare and special breed of humans. These are the kids who grew up in the days of the walkman, who lived through the breakup of the century (that would be Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake, of course), and who will run to the dance floor the minute "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" starts playing (and yes, they remember the dance too!). For those of you who identify with these vivid descriptions, these memes and tweets are for you. You might notice that many of these jokes feature throwbacks to your favorite era of music. Sure, every generation thinks music peaked during its respective middle school years, but for today, we'll give the aging millennials a break and humor them. Keep scrolling below for these throwbacks jokes and fails. For more content like this, take a look at these relatable work memes.

18 Discouraging Dating App Fails for Those Who Already Gave up Hope

The dating world is not for the faint-hearted, that's for sure. You gotta have a heart of steel, man. A full-body suit made of armor, if you wanna survive… Be prepared to wade your way through a pool of mindless zombies (with a few Karens) if you wanna fish out at least one average person. The more you get accustomed to dating apps, the more you adjust your standards as they kind of plummet. It's called acclimating to your environment - and you don't really have a choice unless you are socially equipped to ask people out in real life. That's a no for me. 

 

The fun part about the whole nightmare (because there is always a fun part) is that you get exposed to the craziest of the crazies - and it makes you appreciate a good one all the more (that is, if you chance upon one). Plus all the ridiculous profiles and straight-up strange convos make for some pretty good laughs - and I've compiled a pretty funny list (if I do say so myself) for you to check out below. If you're not convinced and you wish you were back in the 90s, check out this list of memes that will take you back in time.

'She said I'm leeching off of her': Unemployed live-in landlord changes terms, draws ire from roommate who is subsidizing his existence

The dynamic of a homeowner bringing in roommates is interesting: on the one hand, they're a roommate; on the other, the landlord. This can create delicate situations and result in either party harboring ill sentiments for the other. 

Many people are pouring a significant amount of money (>30% of their income) into their rent, which is the equivalent of setting a pile of money on fire every week — in that it does nothing to help you invest and advance your life. It's no secret that many (most) of these persons wish that they had the means to get a loan for a mortgage. But, surprise, surprise, paying that huge chunk of money to rent every week is the very thing that's keeping them from getting there. To add insult to injury: Often, banks won't approve would-be-first-home buyers for mortgages with monthly repayments that are less than they are currently paying — and have a track record of paying — in rent. 

This little tidbit can be exactly the thing that breeds malcontent, as the roommate watches their roommate/landlord collect a portion of their paycheck every week to pay off their investment. While, again, simultaneously being unable to make that investment themself because of the amount they're paying. 

So, when Reddit user u/Miserable-Hat-6390, the roommate/landlord in this scenario, quit their job, they decided to rent out the spare room in their home to make ends meet. The problem here is, in doing so, they altered the deal they had made with their existing roommate. In a normal rooming situation, you would probably seek the approval of all parties before bringing in another roommate, would you not? Doing so would normally decrease the costs for all parties involved, but not so here. u/Miserable-Hat-6390 got to pocket the extra cash and live off their roommates, while the existing roommate had to continue to pay the same rate for less space — and Reddit somehow voted that this guy wasn't an a**hole. Maybe it shouldn't be surprising; Reddit does love a wannabe property baron.

Now there's an additional person living in less space, and u/Miserable-Hat-6390 is probably home all the time, yet this roommate still has to pay their roommate/landlord the same rate while u/Miserable-Hat-6390 lives off their income. Total a-hole, right?

What's your take? Have I got it wrong here? Is the Reddit hive mind right?

For more, check out this roommate who tried to tell their female roommate that she had to leave so their dad could sleep in her bed. 

'It only needs to be, what, half a page? Can't be that hard': Horrible boss assumes employee's work will take no time to summarize

We love a condescending boss getting the rude awakening he deserves! This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by u/SadowSon, who shared a story about how their boss assumed onboarding a new staff member into the company's system was an easy task. 

 

Once again, here's another case of a horrible boss having zero understanding of what those under him actually do and how much work it actually is. When the Redditor asked if they could take a few hours to onboard the new staff member, the boss refused to let the original poster "disappear" for that long and assumed writing a document detailing the process would be a much simpler solution. In fact, he thought that the document would only be half a page. The reality is he was way off. The document ended up being 34 pages long and took three days of the Redditor's work time to complete. It's pretty clear that the boss's conception of what a waste of time would be was completely out-of-touch. 

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story, and for more tales of malicious compliance, check out this post about a student IT worker and his Karen manager.

'Don't bother ur fired': Employee fired over text for not showing up for a shift they weren't even scheduled for in this viral thread

Is being a psychic medium going to be the next ridiculous requirement for an entry-level role?

Twitter Thread: OnlyFans model fakes failed job interview to promote her account, called out in viral tweet

What is real these days?.. Is this post real? Am I real? Am I just an algorithm trained to harvest content and write pseudo-intellectual sentences? 

These days who can really be certain? Especially with the rise of viral marketing, side-hustling, and clout chasers. Just yesterday, I saw a content creator calling out another content creator who has created a persona that centers around being a "family man" and is selling a Hustlers University-inspired program teaching you to be a better husband. The catch? His family doesn't exist; they're fake. His supposed wife? His child? Pure fabrications. It's pretty subtle at first… but once it's pointed out to you, you can't help but see it.

This guy's "family" is a part of the same sham that this OnlyFans model is trying to pull with her "interview": a viral marketing attempt to fuel a side hustle. Hustlers gonna hustle, but — the very fact that I'm making a post about this means that this strategy is working.

These days viral marketing is everywhere, and the only attempts that you even catch are the amateurish ones; even when you do catch them, or the poster gets called out, no one even cares. We've all become numb — adjusted to, and inundated by, a deluge of content and masked advertisements, all crying for our attention.

This OnlyFans model's attempt was in the form of a tweet in which she posted a photo pretending to receive an email from a job recruiter. The job recruiter is supposed to be sending her a screenshot of her Twitter profile (which links to her OnlyFans account.) The thing is — as sharp-eyed users have pointed out — she forgot to remove the "Edit Profile" button from the screenshot of her profile, a button that only appears on Twitter if you're viewing your own profile. 

This unraveled the entire ruse, yet the model still had her defenders, who seemed to be even more confused than the rest of us. These defenders insisted that she was receiving an email from a recruiter and refused to listen to reason stating otherwise. 

Anyways, that's the most sense I can make of this whole thing. If you're still confused at this point, it's because I'm confused as well.

Keep reading for the screenshots, of the screenshots, of the screenshots. For more Twitter drama, check out this server who sparked a debate about the benefits of working in the service industry.

'Looking for a free horse': 20+ Entitled trending 'Choosing Beggars' who had unreasonable expectations from others

There are some people in this world who consider themselves to be above it, despite that sentiment being entirely unearned. Their unwavering unabated demands and unreasonable expectations put undue weight upon the rest of society's shoulders. They insist on this course of raging against the world when someone dares to stand in the way of their obstinate importunity. 

These persons are our "Choosing Beggars"; they want everything for nothing and won't stand for any less for any more. 

Read on for this week's collection, harvested from Reddit's r/ChoosingBeggars subreddit and elsewhere.

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'As soon as I saw them I lost my temper': Woman screams at fiancé for taking his kids with him on their vacation

This woman is giving major White Lotus energy. She blew up at her fiancé for "ruining their vacation" after a family emergency. She posted this thread on Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit and left her judgment up to the ruthless members of the AITA community. They were not kind.

 

The facts are these: the Redditor admittedly yelled at her fiancé for essentially being a good dad and agreeing to take care of his kids after his ex-wife injured herself badly. Who knows? She might have even yelled at him in front of the kids. She does seem to possess that level of entitlement, so anything is fair game. It's wild that she thinks her vacation is more important than his parenting. As one person said in the comments, this will clearly be their first of many fights like this. Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more tales of entitlement, try this post about a student who reported their professor for no good reason.

'You'll be wearing many hats': 20+ Job Interview Red Flags You Might Be Missing

A job interview is a two-way street; as much as the company is seeing if they want to work with you, you're also deciding if you want to work for them. 

Unfortunately, there's a lot of smoke and mirrors involved with the traditional interview process. It's a performative experience in which both parties are attempting to seem desirable, neutral, and natural — revealing just enough without giving too much away.

Most of us, who have been working for an appropriate length of time, have come across these red flags, whether we were aware of it or not at the time. Sometimes you miss red flags that should have been readily apparent but were carefully concealed by the interviewer, and other times you just weren't sure what you should be looking for.

Job seekers gathered in this r/AskReddit thread to share subtle red flags they should have caught during the interview that retrospectively screamed, "working here would suck." 

Take a look to make sure you're prepared for your next interview. For more, check out these people who walked out of bad job interviews.

'I distinctly heard the yelling': Stubborn department heads conspire against new hire having an office, get chewed out

It happens all too often in your life that you run into stupid obstacles created by obstinate individuals who have managed to lodge themselves in a position of power and — for one reason or another — are determined to make you suffer. Maybe they don't like you; perhaps they don't like what you do; maybe they just don't like the color of your tie; maybe they're just drooling at a chance to exercise what little control they have over their stupid lives.

Whatever the reason, these "leaders" make it their mission to act as a roadblock in your life, a badly written antagonist who has ridiculous motivation for standing in your path.

This is exactly the type of animosity that Reddit user u/intrepidshe faced at their first job when they were hired onto a new department. The heads took issue with their existence just because they disagreed with certain aspects involved in the formation of the team. Inexplicably, they decided to take this out on this new hire by refusing to assign them an office, and it was an antagonistic action that they would learn to regret.

Keep reading for the story; for more, check out this coworker who flooded a couple's bathroom and was surprised they were upset.

'AITA For asking my roommate to cover up?': Terrible roommate and boyfriend tell woman how to dress in her own home, call her a "tramp"

The beauty of living in your own space is that you can do whatever the hell you want. Well, within legal, ethical, and various social confines, that is. But, there is another obstacle that often presents itself to one's enjoyment in one's own living space: Roommates. The flatting/rooming life is a grab-bag of all kinds of terrible experiences. One is guaranteed to be exposed to all kinds of people from all walks of life and experience, and while that's a beautiful thing, you sure do run into a lot of immature, entitled a-holes.

A terrible roommate will sully the peace of a solitary, unencumbered existence and bring it crashing down to a reality of impudence. 

Some roommates, while seemingly well-adjusted themselves, are prone to being spineless, and bring over a-hole guests who wreak havoc upon your rooming relationship by leveraging their power over your roommate themself — using this stupid power to impose restrictions on you. 

This is exactly the issue that Redditor u/No_Rip537's roommate is facing, as the OP and her boyfriend attempt to control how she is able to dress in her own home. 

Is u/No_Rip537 wrong here? The verdict thus far has been incredibly decisive.

For more terrible roommates, check out this one that wanted her dad to stay in her roommate's bed. 

'You ain't do nothing to that lady': Old man comes to the rescue of guy being harassed by unhinged Karen, she leaves idiotic apology letter days later

The guy even ended up making a song and music video about the experience.

Entitled Karens With More Audacity in Their Freshly Painted Fingernails Than the Average Human Possesses in a Lifetime

Sometimes, I wish I could have the audacity of an entitled Karen. I mean, most of the time I obviously don't. I'd rather be self-aware and humble, blah blah blah. But imagine actually waking up one morning with that crazy haircut and walking around thinking you're genuinely entitled to anything and everything. It's simultaneously a superpower and a curse.

 

These Karens bring new meaning to the word entitlement. With their audacity at an all-time high, we just had to make a list out of it. Keep scrolling below to have a look for yourselves. Who knows? Maybe you'll draw some inspiration if your goal is to become a Karen yourself or if your goal is to become one of these powerful humans who were able to confront those crazy people. For more Karen content, take a look at this post about an influencer Karen who expected a discount just for being an influencer

'We are deeply saddened': Complete Karen leaves 1-star review after telling staff that they were "heroes," gets wrecked by the owner

Being hailed as a hero only to be slandered from a safe distance: what a quintessential retail experience… 

While the people who won't hesitate to yell in your face are always the first ones who come to mind, there is a second type of person who has a deep anger buried deep inside of themselves, yet they remain so conflict averse that they will happily greet you with a smile to your face. It's only once your back is turned that they drive the knife in deep and twist.

When I worked retail, we had a customer experience like this: the guy was insisting on using a payment method that we didn't support, and even when we explained that we'd never been able to accept that method, he refused to relent. Despite this, everything seemed to be well and good, we genuinely tried to be as friendly and supportive as possible, and despite his insistence, there was never a hint of anger or frustration. 

Once he had left, he left us the most barbaric 1-star review, which launched into a tirade about how we had been mocking and cynical toward him. It's the most shocked I ever was by such a review; usually, they were easier to predict than that. To this day, I wonder if my actions and mannerisms were being taken the wrong way.

It turned out he worked for the company that the payment operated through, so the fact that he had gotten it so wrong must have been particularly embarrassing for him.

Back to the matter at hand: This Karen hailed these retail workers as heroes after they caught a fraudulent transaction on their card. Despite the fraudster having everything required to release the product, they refused as they had spotted some red flags. 

For more, check out this: 'Please don't come back': Karen destroyed by business owner after leaving 1-star review

 

Old lady accosts woman at fabric store and demands she cut her fabric... She doesn't work there

Accidentally approaching a stranger in a store, assuming that they work there — we've all done it — but it's how you handle those next embarrassing seconds that define your true character. Sure, most of us are most likely to blush and mumble some apology under our breath as we carefully back away and retreat to die in a hole somewhere; the bolder among us are going to be more like to laugh at ourselves for our mistakenness. 

But, there's a third group of people out there: Those who are so stubborn and stupid, with an ego so fragile, that they have no ability at all to feel humility — they don't even know what that means. These people will continue to lash out at the person that they have incorrectly identified as working there and will continue to lash out at them, insisting that they receive assistance. 

This Karen is just one of those delightful people. Keep reading for the story.

For more, check out this guy that got fired from a store where he didn't even work because of an entitled Karen.

 

Funniest Fatherly Memes for Dads, by Dads, and of Dads That'll Make You Buy a New Pair of New Balance Sneakers

Dadness is a quality that overtakes men of a certain age who have fathered children. The origin of dadness isn't entirely understood, but it is certainly universal. Dads do be dadding. Besides, there is perhaps a center of the male brain that gets triggered, driving dad-like behaviors and actions, like running in an airport or guarding the thermostat like everyone's lives depends on it. Maybe you're a dad and haven't been summoned yet, but oh, just you wait. One minute you're a dashing, athletic, young dad and the next minute your day is ruined when you scuff your New Balance sneakers, your rival neighbors throw a better barbecue than you did, and you fell asleep in the good chair in front of the game.

 

Face it, we'll all become our parents one day. We just didn't know that we'd have no choice in the matter. All it takes is for the dad gene to be triggered and you'll be sneezing loud enough to cause some permanent ear damage.

20 Gollum memes for those who want the precious

Say what you like about good ol' Sméagol — at least the guy's got dedication and staying power — that's certainly more than a lot us can say. You'd have to imagine that, if he was able to accurately portray these qualities on his CV, he'd do quite well in a job interview process. I, for one, would hate to come up against him in that final selection process.

Sure, there's that whole "murdered his cousin in cold blood" thing, but, if recent trends are anything to go off of, that would just mean that he'd do quite well with the ladies too. He's the complete package, a double threat; Jeffrey Dahmer, move over and make room for Sméagol to move on into the murder podcast girlies' hearts and minds. 

If you're someone who enjoys a hefty dose of Gollum and Sméagol, and you just can't get enough of this devilish little bastard, then you're going to love this collection of memes. 

For more, check out this collection of Lord of the Rings memes.

Married Couple Moves in with Friend, Conservative Wife Asks Friend to Remove 'Scandalous' Wedding Photo in Her Presence

I would not want to be Dahlia's husband. This woman is not just crazy religious, she's also just crazy. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by her husband, who had recently asked his friend Anthony if he and his wife could temporarily move in after their stay with his mother did not go over well. One has to wonder why their stay with the mom went so poorly. Let's be real here: it was probably Dahlia.

 

Dahlia put her husband in the most uncomfortable situation when she refused to leave her room until the very wholesome but apparently "scandalous" photo of Anthony and his wife kissing was taken down. Anthony refused to take it down, not only because it wasn't at all scandalous, but also because this was his own home after all. The Redditor tries his best here to make it seem like Anthony is being out of line, but the facts speak for themselves. Dahlia is out of line. Keep scrolling below to see for yourselves. For more marriage drama, take a look at this story about a man who ate his pregnant wife's favorite chocolate.

'16 years ago [...] I slept with another woman which resulted in another child': Cheating husband punishes daughter for acting out after she felt excluded

This guy refuses to take any responsibility for his actions. That much is clear based on this thread, which was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit. 

 

The first red flag in his post comes in the second sentence when he admitted to cheating on his wife and fathering another child as a result but blamed the encounter entirely on alcohol. 16 years later, although his wife has forgiven him, she still refuses to associate with her husband's daughter in any way. This is where she is the culprit too. Clearly, there are unresolved problems within their marriage because the wife is placing the blame on the wrong person. Meanwhile, the Redditor is neglecting his daughter and constantly giving her the short end of the stick in order to keep his wife happy. Keep scrolling below to see what happened when the whole family went out and the Redditor's wife refused to let her husband give his daughter a lift.

 

For more content like this, check out this story about two sisters who took a singing class together. It did not go well.

'Ok, boss': Supervisor mandates no overtime but also mandates checking emails at home, guy charges it as overtime

Which is it? No overtime… or checking emails at home? You can't have both. Too many employers these days expect their employees to be always available —without receiving compensation for it. 

Anyone who has worked retail, or in a waged position, has had an employer who has made it as difficult as possible to claim overtime. The store closes at 6:30 pm, and you're only contracted for those hours. So in an inexplicably non-existent amount of time, you have to manage to round up all the customers, get them out of the premises, pack everything inside, count the till, get the staff out the door, and access the safe. This frequently takes over 10-15 minutes, but you'd better not dare claim overtime for it. The repeated grief you've received for previously claiming it has made the company's position perfectly clear.

This low-grade wage theft multiplies when you consider that 15 minutes a day is over an hour of paid labor a week, and that's without considering all the missed breaks.

So, when this employee was faced with the conundrum of needing to be available to check their email after hours, they considered themselves to have been granted an exception to the previous "no overtime" ruling. This would have disastrous consequences for their supervisor. 

Woman unhappy with uncounted fish, demands employee count them out, gets less fish

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Relentless Kentucky Man Plays D3ad on Camera, Begging to be Cast as an Extra on TV, Within a Year He is Finally Hired for CSI

Honestly, this is an excellent portfolio of un-alive body experience.