They say that a thought can "live in someone's head rent free." These thoughts are more like horrible roommates that choose not to pay their rent, don't do their dishes and keep you up at night. We'd all rather forget about our darkest, most awkward moments of facepalming cringitude, but they will never leave us..
People can live however they want. But they must also understand that if they elect to put a toilet in their kitchen, they have to deal with the fact that they're living the wrong way. Temperature controls go in the shower, toilets shouldn't go on pedestals, and holy hell should bathrooms not be fully carpeted. Here are some "not my job" moments of incompetent construction.
It's a list of brutally honest parenting memes like the one we have here that could end up being just the kind of convincing certain folks need that they shouldn't give the whole having kids thing a try. Seriously, parenting can test one to the depths of their very soul like none other. Some folks are ready for it, while others would just as much love to keep rocking the whole adulting thing without the added life element of raising a kid.
I'm firmly convinced that this guy is off his rocker but it sounds like this relationship might have some more deep seated issues that are only coming to light because of the situation. I can't imagine not supporting my partner in their endeavours or ideas. We're supposed to be there to strengthen each other and encourage each other to be their best selves.
Imagine this, your wife has an idea for a startup business to earn some extra income. You poo-poo the idea and talk it down, maybe say some things stronger than that. Lo and behold, despite your negativity she is successful. What do you do now? Maybe an apology and congratulations are in order, for a start.
Nah, stuff that. Let's just demand half of the profits and threaten divorce because I'm an entitled piece of sludge.
Any differing opinions out there? Pretty sure this is going to be a quick verdict.
All people want is a little reassurance that their car won't get broken into, their house will stay locked, and their walls aren't easily scaleable or walk-aroundable. But when one takes a not-my-job style approach to security, one or two crucial elements get lost along the way. In the same vein, here are some safety failures that OSHA would disapprove of.
If there's anything I love it's a good ol' fashioned dad joke and this twitter account is full of them. There's something for everybody here and I'm sure you can relate to most of these.
For dads and 'would-be' dads out there, here are some arrows for the quiver.
Take notes everyone because this is probably something that you don't want to do at your sibling's engagement party. It should be common knowledge that it's never a good idea to slap your announcement on top of someone else's celebratory event. Yet, we hear stories like this all the time.
I'd say that the poster is, in no way, in the wrong here. It's bad form to hijack someone else's event and it's not a good sign if you also have previous history of doing things like this.
What's your take?
Some people in this world just insist on being unnecessarily rude and downright toxic to other kind individuals around them. It really sounds like this farmer wasn't the kind of dude who was actively looking for trouble. He just happened to come across a belligerent lawyer who did not enjoy the process of being told what to do. Even if what he was being told to do was completely appropriate. Well, queue up the unforgettably stinky pro revenge. Check out some more revenge drama with this pro revenge tale about a scummy collection agency that messed with a guy's credit score.
These days banks have all kinds of ridiculous fees for anything and everything you could ever imagine. Sure I'll buy that closing or opening an account used to have a bit of admin involved but surely those processes are automated now at the large banks that pull this kind of crap?
It's fine if you want to charge me to print a paper statement but are you actually going to charge be $5 because I blinked 500 times while I was waiting in line for service?
When it comes to stuff like this there's only one thing you can do; Play the game. Which is exactly what user Creepy-Analyst has done. What better way to avoid fees for closing an account then this?
We're human, and none of us are immune to goofs and blunders, but when someone's facepalm moment is so stupid that they've become a burden to those around them, it's time to start pointing and laughing. Just like basic respect and politeness, we all owe each other just a little bit of thought, but clearly that doesn't happen all the time. For some more circumstantial dumbness, here are some awkward moments of facepalming cringitude.
As evidenced by the mom and kid's lack of respect for absolutely anyone's time or space, they went and did this to themselves. For another one about a self-involved parent who tried to pawn their spawn on someone else, here's an entitled mom who tried to get a fellow flyer to entertain her kid.
Unfortunately, the world wouldn't seem like it's on track to run out of irritating scammers anytime soon at all. The good news however is that there are plenty of people out there that are more than ready to fight the good fight, and waste those scammers' time. Check out some more examples of incompetent scammers that were their own worst enemies over here.
What's that old saying... You get what you give? And no we're not talking about the Free Radicals here.
This is another story a lot of us can probably relate to in one way or another... A massive paper-pushing organization refuses to release to you money owed and every time you phone in you get someone different who has "no idea what you're talking about." There's never any continuity to your file and sometimes it just feels like you're going backwards for months on end. It's probably one of the dumbest things a company can do.
This guy has done what a lot of us probably wish that we could. By leaving his doctor a terrible yelp review (specifically mentioning the billing company) he has put the pressure onto them in a way that they couldn't handle. Probably a good result when you get a call from the CEO of the company. Seems like he just cost them a major client by doing to them exactly what they did to him.
There's nothing we love more than to see some folks that were acting out with all kinds of immoral behavior end up getting their righteous comeuppance. It sounds like this woman's half brothers had it coming all along. If this pro revenge story got you going check out another recent pro revenge post about this girl who got revenge on her teacher that said she'd never succeed.
Is it incredibly dumb? Yes. Is it absolutely wonderful? Also yeah. It seems like a simple thing, but the simplicity is wherin lies the true genius. Every hit is another Michael Jackson grunt, squeal or heehee and every sound feels like it's grunting into our hearts.
Just take a moment and imagine what must've been racing through this guy's panicked brain when he realized that he accidentally live streamed his wife discovering his Tinder account. It's probably safe to assume that he became best friend's with the couch after this incident.
Adulting is one of those things that we're unfortunately thrown into. This Tumblr thread does a highly effective job at highlighting the ups and downs of adulting. If this Tumblr thread got you going check out this Tumblr thread about how nature goes beast mode when an alien invasion shows up.
It's always a better idea to only act boldly if you actually know the full context of a situation. The internet was brought in to judge, and figured that even if the dude were actually trying to do some malicious garbage, there are other ways to deal with that than running away with someone's dog. Or maybe she just wanted a free dog? For some more wildness, here's the entitled dad who tried to usurp his neighbor's driveway and got towed.
Dogs are fascinating creatures. They pick up on a whole lot more than we regularly give them credit for. So, when it comes to the quick and entertaining tale that we have here about a dog picking up on patterns, it's really no big surprise. If this Tumblr post got you going, check out some more Tumblr gems and tweets to obtain your optimal entertainment.
Twitter user Incunabula gets into the technological steps that eventually led to hardback books. History has a weird habit of being an almost arbitrary domino effect of one kind of behavior allowing for some kind of technology that opens up a whole new industry or way of thinking. Kinda cool. For another intriguing thing, here's a twitter thread on the Appalachian mountains being older than most things.
Well well, it seems like Darren was in dire need of the reality check that he ended up being served. The gross lack of expertise was going to amount to him having his moment sooner or later where people called him out. All those lies catch up to you eventually. Hopefully Darren learned his lesson. If you want to keep the revenge drama going check out this recent petty revenge story that we just ran about a neighbor lady who sold the same pumpkins as a mom, and the petty pumpkin war that ensued.
It's one of those "help me help you moments" where a grown ass man tries to pull rank and claim geniushood because he assumed some kind of ill will over text. Apparently this employee is quitting his job anyway, which sounds like a good move. Having a boss who not only assumes ill intent, but explodes at the smallest thing, and also demands to be treated like he is a literal genius is just a bad situation entirely. Who the hell is this insecure? For some real hardcore boss stories, here's a manager who ended up getting auto-insulted hundreds of times a day as well as a Walmart manager who fired a guy from a job they didn't have. Half of this is just a guy trying to help his boss fix his computer, it doesn't get weird 'til around number 12 or so.
It happens to all of us, hopefully. That day when you look around and you're the only one at work who was old enough to have seen Nirvana play live. The only one to have been a little scared about what was gonna happen at Y2K. The only one to be disappointed by the Phantom Menace in real time. It's not fun to realize you are old, especially when that moment is blowing your knees out by pushing a shopping cart. Here are some 90s toys to get absolutely ripped on nostalgia.
Am I the only one here who immediately has red flags raising about the camera being "lost"? I'd be willing to wager a handsome sum that it's sitting in a pawn shop somewhere and the funds are in the sister-in-law's pocket... or have already been contributed towards one kind of habit or another.
If it has actually been lost then at the very least the sister in law needs to be held accountable for the fact that she lost someone else's valuable property (that they did not consent to her taking).
Also, what's with the spouses in these stories never sticking up for their partner?
We can always count on the ever wandering minds of the Tumblr world to guide us down and throughout rabbit holes that we'd otherwise never have considered. In this case, we have a classic tale. A tale that's centered on the god Arepo. It's a god of humble beauty. It's a complete emotional rollercoaster. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this wild Tumblr thread about how human babies are independent compared to other mammals.
Look, the thing is as human beings existing in this chaotic bubble of existence, is that we're all prone towards having moments of complete, utter failure. Sometimes, you just miss the mark, man. We're not sure what kinds of days these folks were having, but what is clear is that the jobs were not carried out as they were expected to be. At the very least we can relish these failures and feel bad about our own low points.
We love us some good old fashioned petty revenge here. But hey, when you factor in pumpkins? Oh boy, let's go. It sounds like this lady was playing too close to the sun. Unfortunately, that'll amount to her losing some funds. We just want the video footage of this neighbor's reaction when she learns what's come to be. If you want to keep the revenge train rolling check out this revenge story about a man who served revenge to a shady firm many years later.
Getting a case of the jitters before a job interview is totally normal. Trying to lip sync your interview though, that's a twist. This guy couldn't even pull his act together for that. Let the cringe rollercoaster ensue.
The amount of pain that this Boston Bruins player by the name of Greg Campbell must've been enduring is pretty much beyond comprehension. The fact that he was able to summon enough willpower to pick himself up after blocking a shot and breaking his leg is just crazy. Kind of inspiring. Kind of terrifying.
You might not think that this is completely, mind blowingly amazing, but then you'll realize that these hurdles are literally over his head. Over his head. This guy's on another level. Literally.
