Is it incredibly dumb? Yes. Is it absolutely wonderful? Also yeah. It seems like a simple thing, but the simplicity is wherin lies the true genius. Every hit is another Michael Jackson grunt, squeal or heehee and every sound feels like it's grunting into our hearts.
Just take a moment and imagine what must've been racing through this guy's panicked brain when he realized that he accidentally live streamed his wife discovering his Tinder account. It's probably safe to assume that he became best friend's with the couch after this incident.
Adulting is one of those things that we're unfortunately thrown into. This Tumblr thread does a highly effective job at highlighting the ups and downs of adulting. If this Tumblr thread got you going check out this Tumblr thread about how nature goes beast mode when an alien invasion shows up.
It's always a better idea to only act boldly if you actually know the full context of a situation. The internet was brought in to judge, and figured that even if the dude were actually trying to do some malicious garbage, there are other ways to deal with that than running away with someone's dog. Or maybe she just wanted a free dog? For some more wildness, here's the entitled dad who tried to usurp his neighbor's driveway and got towed.
Dogs are fascinating creatures. They pick up on a whole lot more than we regularly give them credit for. So, when it comes to the quick and entertaining tale that we have here about a dog picking up on patterns, it's really no big surprise. If this Tumblr post got you going, check out some more Tumblr gems and tweets to obtain your optimal entertainment.
Twitter user Incunabula gets into the technological steps that eventually led to hardback books. History has a weird habit of being an almost arbitrary domino effect of one kind of behavior allowing for some kind of technology that opens up a whole new industry or way of thinking. Kinda cool. For another intriguing thing, here's a twitter thread on the Appalachian mountains being older than most things.
Well well, it seems like Darren was in dire need of the reality check that he ended up being served. The gross lack of expertise was going to amount to him having his moment sooner or later where people called him out. All those lies catch up to you eventually. Hopefully Darren learned his lesson. If you want to keep the revenge drama going check out this recent petty revenge story that we just ran about a neighbor lady who sold the same pumpkins as a mom, and the petty pumpkin war that ensued.
It's one of those "help me help you moments" where a grown ass man tries to pull rank and claim geniushood because he assumed some kind of ill will over text. Apparently this employee is quitting his job anyway, which sounds like a good move. Having a boss who not only assumes ill intent, but explodes at the smallest thing, and also demands to be treated like he is a literal genius is just a bad situation entirely. Who the hell is this insecure? For some real hardcore boss stories, here's a manager who ended up getting auto-insulted hundreds of times a day as well as a Walmart manager who fired a guy from a job they didn't have. Half of this is just a guy trying to help his boss fix his computer, it doesn't get weird 'til around number 12 or so.
It happens to all of us, hopefully. That day when you look around and you're the only one at work who was old enough to have seen Nirvana play live. The only one to have been a little scared about what was gonna happen at Y2K. The only one to be disappointed by the Phantom Menace in real time. It's not fun to realize you are old, especially when that moment is blowing your knees out by pushing a shopping cart. Here are some 90s toys to get absolutely ripped on nostalgia.
Am I the only one here who immediately has red flags raising about the camera being "lost"? I'd be willing to wager a handsome sum that it's sitting in a pawn shop somewhere and the funds are in the sister-in-law's pocket... or have already been contributed towards one kind of habit or another.
If it has actually been lost then at the very least the sister in law needs to be held accountable for the fact that she lost someone else's valuable property (that they did not consent to her taking).
Also, what's with the spouses in these stories never sticking up for their partner?
We can always count on the ever wandering minds of the Tumblr world to guide us down and throughout rabbit holes that we'd otherwise never have considered. In this case, we have a classic tale. A tale that's centered on the god Arepo. It's a god of humble beauty. It's a complete emotional rollercoaster. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this wild Tumblr thread about how human babies are independent compared to other mammals.
Look, the thing is as human beings existing in this chaotic bubble of existence, is that we're all prone towards having moments of complete, utter failure. Sometimes, you just miss the mark, man. We're not sure what kinds of days these folks were having, but what is clear is that the jobs were not carried out as they were expected to be. At the very least we can relish these failures and feel bad about our own low points.
We love us some good old fashioned petty revenge here. But hey, when you factor in pumpkins? Oh boy, let's go. It sounds like this lady was playing too close to the sun. Unfortunately, that'll amount to her losing some funds. We just want the video footage of this neighbor's reaction when she learns what's come to be. If you want to keep the revenge train rolling check out this revenge story about a man who served revenge to a shady firm many years later.
Getting a case of the jitters before a job interview is totally normal. Trying to lip sync your interview though, that's a twist. This guy couldn't even pull his act together for that. Let the cringe rollercoaster ensue.
The amount of pain that this Boston Bruins player by the name of Greg Campbell must've been enduring is pretty much beyond comprehension. The fact that he was able to summon enough willpower to pick himself up after blocking a shot and breaking his leg is just crazy. Kind of inspiring. Kind of terrifying.
You might not think that this is completely, mind blowingly amazing, but then you'll realize that these hurdles are literally over his head. Over his head. This guy's on another level. Literally.
Most of us will only ever see two or three hummingbirds at a time, even if we cover ourselves with sugar water and stand incredibly still. But for some reason there's just oodles of 'em in this person's yard. And the way they move. It's strangely engaging. Like a screensaver.
This lady thought she could employ a few people, make them pay for expenses and put them into debt servitude like this is some kind of industrial era coal mining camp, then "trap" them because she falsely assumed they were illegal immigrants. What an absolutely delightful person. For some more incredible Karenocity, here's a Karen who didn't understand why work costs money and an entitled dad who tried to usurp his neighbors driveway.
Unfortunately, it seems like the world's HOAs seem to attract all kinds of toxic behavior. In this case we have a Karen who pretty much had a reality check coming her way at one point or another. Fortunately, this person was ready to serve up that sweet pro revenge. And oh boy, is it so sweet. If you want to keep the revenge train rolling check out this recent pro revenge story that we ran about a man who served up a pro revenge to a shady firm that had it coming.
Let the moral of the story here be that you never fire the dude who knows all the things. It sounds like this manager was rocking a nasty chip on their shoulder from the very get go. So, when you see a pro revenge being taken on someone with that kind of disposition like what we have here, it just kind of warms the heart. Hopefully the manager learned their lesson. Keep the revenge drama going with this pro revenge tale about a cheap client who messed with the wrong freelancer.
What can we say? When we see something brightly colored, glisteny and vaguely sandwich shaped, we want that thing to go in our mouths. It's sad that we can't make a healthy diet out of fishing lures and pen caps, but we have to admit that it's for the best. We can at least enjoy with our eyes these tasty-looking temptations that look like food but aren't.
Leaving a review is a great way to let your fellow citizens know if a purchase was worthwhile, and sometimes more than that. Every opportunity to tell people about batteries and cleaning goo should rightfully be used to express your weird and dirty inner feelings, and that's nice. Here's a guy who left a modern day epic review for a nail salon.
When asked what jobs seem to attract jerks, it's tempting to say "the job my boss has,' but also there are definitely certain jobs that attract douchebags, ineffectual narcissists and utter sociopaths. On the flipside If you yourself are a total jerk, consider these fine career options. Here are some jobs that look simple but are surprisingly difficult as well as reasons people quit their job on the spot.
Let a wonderful pro revenge story like the one that we have here serve as a solid reminder that the BS decisions we make have a tendency to hunt us down eventually. Karma loves to come around and collect. In this case, we have a company that tried to toy around with a guy over his pay and hard work. Let's just say that it all came back around. Check out another recent pro revenge story where a cheap client messed around with the wrong freelancer.
Gotta love it when entitled people get mad about Blues Clues, try to resell their junk for twice what they paid for, lodge complaints with their HOA about playing children, and demanding restitution on the "broken promise" of seeing bears at Yellowstone. Absolutely fantastic work everyone. For some more of this, here's a Karen who didn't understand why work costs money and an entitled dad who got towed after trying to usurp their neighbor's driveway.
Something isn't right here. Seriously. We don't need Sherlock Holmes on the scene to sniff out the fact that there's something shady going on here. That first commenter might be onto something when they recommended that this guy go out and browse the local pawn shops. Of course, we'd hope that there wasn't something foul afoot, but the red flags do seem to be present in this scenario.
If you walk into a game at half time and see a seat occupied by someone's stuff, what is your first assumption? Karen's thought was "looks like an open seat to me." Little did she know that someone else might be as territorial as she is, and willing to fight for that spot. For some more delightful individuals, here's the Karen who didn't understand why work costs money and this entitled customer who got banned after leaving a lying review.
Emotional implosions and unnecessary dramas between family members and friends aren't the only disasters that can break out at otherwise peaceful weddings. Yes, sometimes the whole food situation can become miserably compromised. Without a semi-decent spread of food for everyone to enjoy at the wedding, tempers can flare, and the environment can become very tense. Food really does bring people together, man. Hopefully none of these bad wedding foods ring any bells. Keep the wedding drama rolling with this collection of wedding moments that told guests that the marriages weren't built to last.
Of all the ways that you could try to distract the pitcher and throw him out of his flow zone, this giant Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot might be doing the most effective job. Seriously. Just imagine being a fan that paid to watch this ballgame, only to end up sitting right behind a gargantuan piece of cinnamon toast crunch. Might be a tad bit frustrating.
This kid's here to remind the world that there are far better ways for us to use our time when we're bored. I mean, I never would've thought to try and make a clock that falls off the wall when looked at, but here we are. Just think about how much more present we could be if we were coexisting with a bunch of shy clocks.
