Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Guys Really Screw Up Transporting Glass In Elevator


These guys had one fatal flaw in their elevator transportation plan: when elevators go up or down, the rest of the world doesn't. It's staggering to think that anyone would overlook that fact, but man are the consequences pretty much instant. It's good to learn.

Manager Of Failing Bar Called Out For Acting Like A Hotshot


There's something highly addictive about this kind of reality television. You get to see some of the incompetent managers of the world getting called out for their mindless antics. Like this dude, for instance. Apparently he's not sure how he's supposed to live a fruitful life without golf clubs that he also decided were okay to expense to the company. 

Drone-Shot Bowling Scene Is Kind of Amazing


jaybyrdfilms put together this impressive one-shot scene filmed by an impressively piloted drone. The natural smoothness combined with the tight drone piloting makes it some filmmaking that would be unthinkable just a few years ago.

TikTok User Films Karen Calling Cops On Taco Bell Over Nacho Fries


A viral video has surfaced in the strange land of TikTok from @pjmossell, which shows a woman labeled as "Karen" going off on some Taco Bell workers after being informed that she wouldn't be able to have her precious nacho fries. For some more Karen drama check out this military wife Karen who demanded salutes and then got mocked

Guy Pretends He's Mute At Summer Camp, Hilariously Backfires


Some people are more shy than others. It's just how it goes. This dude sounds like he was quite shy as a kid who was stuck at a rather socially aggressive summer camp. So, like a little devilish mastermind he decided to pretend that he was mute. All seemed to be going smoothly enough until the very end of his time there. Then, as the truth loves to do eventually, it all came out. Must've been quite the funny and embarrassing little moment. 

Incompetent Gas Thieves Seal Their Own Fate


Crime doesn't pay, especially when you don't know what you're doing. This guy didn't even have to resort to bold trickery to get back at his gas-stealing neighbors. He just altered things very slightly so that a less-than-keen eye would screw things up for themselves. For some other fun tales of retribution, here's a dude who got hounded for trivial debt, so he mailed them a dime.

Wholesome Memes To Drown Out The Forces of Darkness


Every day, life presents us with challenges that we have to overcome, and our outlook can be a major factor in how we deal with that dumbness that life can throw our way. Wholesome memes provide a convenient reminder that things are worth doing, if not only for the sake of doing them, but for the things we learn and relationships we build out of them. Sometimes wholesome memes just provide a little boost.

Tumblr Gems and Funny Tweets to Cackle At


In the marketplace of ideas, nothing moves quite like the devilishly tasty goods of tumblr gems and funny tweets to haughtily guffaw at. Are these observations, stories and weird instances in any way insightful? Who knows. But damn if they're not compelling. Funny tweets and tumblr gems provide that strength against boredom that we all need.

Creepy Science Facts to Feel Weird About


It's not like we should be constantly disgusted just walking around the world we live in, but there are definitely some parts of it that are hard to process. They say that ignorance is bliss, and that certainly feels more true when learning about all the strange and gross weirdness of everyday life. Knowing this kind of junk doesn't even make someone more likeable. Anyway, here's more un-fun facts to quote around respected colleagues.

Delusional Liars That Got Outed In Righteous Fashion


It seems like since the internet itself has been around we've had folks trying to get away with pawning off their blatant lies on people that they don't anticipate will see right through their game. Fortunately, many people do, and then they proceed to call out those liars for everyone else in the online world to see. There's something innately satisfying about seeing a liar outed. 

Low Budget Car Mods and Questionable Fixes


Sure, there are tons of impressive and dumb low budget DIY solutions out there, and yeah, it's not stupid if it works, but how long exactly does one expect a Pringles can to be an effective replacement car part? These fixes no doubt show a lot of ingenuity, but some of them also look like a cd taped over a problem.

Student's Roommate Refuses To Clean Up, Student Child Proofs Kitchen Cupboards


Many of us have had our unfortunate encounters with an inconsiderate, immature, and grossly entitled roommate at one point or another. It's as if they fell through the cracks when it came to picking up the necessary tidbits of knowledge from the rest of society about how to be a socially, environmentally conscious roommate. It seems like this student's decision was fair enough considering the circumstances, and the fact that the dude seemed as if he wasn't going to change his ways. Check out some more roommate drama with this guy who outwitted his roommate using the Pavlovian Method

Woman's Coworker Uses Her Sonogram To Fool Boyfriend


The world's never going to run out of ridiculous dramas breaking out between coworkers. You gather enough people together in a space, and you're bound to see some personalities clash. With that being said, this woman's coworker sounds like she was acting comfortably outside of the line. She had the nerve to take a sonogram that wasn't hers and then proceed to trick her boyfriend into thinking she was pregnant. If anything, it reads like someone has a bit of a boundary issues. 

Weirdest Behaviors From People's Damaged Computers


In this technologically-infused era it's easy to forget just how wildly far our various technological devices have progressed. And then from there, how truly strange different pieces of technology can end up being if they get busted. Honestly, these insights are pretty hilarious. You just never know if that old laptop might be on its last legs. 

Engineer's Kid Realizes Dad's Driving Passing Train


What a glorious moment for a kid to have. He probably thinks he has the coolest dad on the planet now. And he just might. 

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Witty Show Host Improvises Her Intro Every Time


Julia Morris is the co-host of the widely enjoyed Australian television program, "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here." It's glaringly obvious that she's having a whole lot of fun at work. 

Dave Grohl's Daughter Covers Adele Song, She Crushes It


And here we have yet another reason to love Dave Grohl. It's a beautiful thing to see him step aside and let his daughter be the center of attention. With that being said, she also absolutely crushes her cover of Adele's "When We Were Young."

Aussie Man Guessing What Color Paint Will Be Is A Wild Ride


The internet's developed a slight and playful obsession with Aussie Tik Tok user, @christianmhull. He takes viewers on a wild emotional rollercoaster as he goes about guessing what color the paint will be. This is the kind of stuff that the internet's for. 

Weird and Stupid Junk People Tried Selling Online


People need to get rid of things, but they also don't like just giving stuff away. That's why we end up with the ridiculous junk people try to sell online. There's hot-dog stuffed cucumbers, creepy werewolf dolls and all sorts of other wonderful things out there. There's no limit to the dumb and weird stuff someone might try to sell online.

Lying Brother Tries To Cover Up Fact His Wife Is Breadwinner


In these modern times, it can be pretty up in the air who makes more money in a relationship. This guy went out of his way to make it seem like his wife was just spending all his money, which was absolutely not the case, and a pretty disrespectful way to go about things. What makes it especially strange is that everyone knew the truth anyway. Relationships come with very specific and strange situations, like this dude who lied to his constantly late wife just so she'd arrive on time.

Weirdest Things People's Family Members Did


It's hilariously easy to forget how weird your family is until you have someone else in the world offer you that enlightening, outside-in perspective. What very well might be a ritual in your family, could be looked upon as absolute madness by someone else. Maybe this bunch of tweets from people describing their families strangest tics will remind you of some of your family's bizarre behavior. 

Girl Keeps Stealing Roommate's Raisins, Petty Revenge Ensues


This isn't the first time we've seen an altercation break out between roommates that ultimately ends in a glorious petty revenge, and we doubt it'll be the last time. The girl in this story sounds like she was wildly inconsiderate and devilishly entitled. She had the audacity to steal her roomie's special chocolate covered raisins more than once. Um, talk about some severe boundary issues. Fortunately, the petty revenge seemed like it taught her a lesson. 

Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems to Sift Through and Chortle


The internet is an ocean of information, permeated by the odd lobster of absurdity. People are thinking about dumb junk all the time, and they expel that junk as funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. There's never been a time with more free-floating observations. One might learn something, but probably not. At least funny tweets and tumblr gems grant strength against boredom.

Quick Tech Support Tale About Wholesome Sales Rep


We're certainly more used to reading about tech support horror stories, but every now and again we encounter a tale that doesn't diminish our faith in humanity. Like this quick story for instance. You can vividly picture the wholesome silliness of Virginia, on the other end of the call. It definitely manages to paint a funny picture about how all this rapid technological development can manifest in the older generations helplessly trying to keep up with all the changes. 

Frustrating Times People Didn't Understand Basic Stuff


Once you get down to it, it becomes pretty clear why things are in the state they are. We live in a world where on any given day you just might hear someone say the dumbest thing you've ever heard. Things get especially hairy when people have vastly different preconceptions about the nature of reality. What's worse is when people say absurd things in complete seriousness, cause that means their gonna be defensive about their misconceptions.

Delectably Aesthetic Images of Satisfying Perfection


There's some intangible satisfaction one gets when seeing an artfully stacked pile of perfectly cut logs or a well-trimmed hedge. Maybe seeing satisfying images of aesthetically pleasing perfection just sparks something in our brains like, "oh wow, in this chaotic world, maybe there can be something stable and consistent, even if it is a stack of carrots or good latte art." Whatever it is, there's just something nice about things fitting perfectly.

Professors Share Most Unbelievably Dumb Things Students Did


This delightful AskReddit thread has college professors describing the most profoundly, unbelievable things that their students ever did. Some of these insights might inspire you to take a walk down memory lane and relive your own moments in the classroom, where someone muttered off something so mindless nobody had any idea what to say. 

Management Chastises Employee For Taking Long Breaks, Malicious Compliance Ensues


Man oh man, nothing can quite grind the gears like having to deal with a management team that insists on giving you a hard time over something that you've rightfully earned in the first place. It sounds like this employee's nothing short of an all-star, and after they were given grief over taking lengthier breaks, they decided to flip it right back at the management team and show them why they shouldn't have given the employee a hard time in the first place. Check out another glorious malicious compliance tale with this boss who denied an employee's necessary PC upgrade, and then the malicious compliance that ensued

Confusing Moments of Skewed Perspective


It doesn't take too much of a change in perspective to end up with a picture that you can't help but look at and go "wait, what? Dogs don't have human butts." At least perspective-confuzzling images of double-takery let us believe, at least for a second, that there are people with extra long arms and rooms with impossible geometry.

Hog Hunters Have Safe, Almost Nonchalant Helicopter Crash


It's rare to see a helicopter crash go so well. It's also refreshing and sort of nice to see something like this go down with a total lack of screaming or towering infernos. Yeah, it would be real scary to just drop out of the sky, but also this crash landing went more smoothly than some regular commercial airline flights we've been on.