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Friday, January 15, 2021

Entitled Man Demands Textbook, Has No Idea He's The Problem

This guy's approach to trying to access a textbook couldn't be more faulty. Like, my man, it's seriously time to reassess the life strategy. Even when he's given multiple opportunities to share the textbook he manages to mess those up. Whole lot of yikes, indeed. Check out some more entitled folks with their outlandish demands over here.

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Text - 7:02 PM Hey, just a quick question, do you have the book out from the library?

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Text - recommended it to me for an essay but when we looked it up in the system it was on loan. She said since you're doing your dissertation on the you might have it?

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Blue - hey, yeah I do. didn't think anybody else would need it Imao. I'm currently using it but can return it in a few days if that's alright? How long are you planning on loaning it out for?

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Text - It'll only be a few days. Like I said, suggested it to me, I wouldn't know about it otherwise. Would you be able to return it tomorrow? My essay is due on Friday, so I need it soon.

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Blue - I'm really sorry but I have a deadline on Friday too that I need it for! we have to have a draft of a chapter of our diss and it's a major work in mine, so it's kinda important. I'll be in the library most of tomorrow though if you want to join? that way we can both use it?

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Text - I don't work well in the library, sorry. It's too loud in the general areas but too quiet in the silent areas e.1 wouldn't mind if you came to my house. That could work? I think most of my housemates are busy

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Text - don't take this the wrong way dude, but l'm really not comfortable with going to your house. we barely know each other. if the library doesn't work for you there's always the coffee shop in the building or if that's too loud then there's the cafe in which is usually pretty quiet? but if you don't want to go there I can take pictures of the pages you need and send them over? just let me know the page numbers/chapters.

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Text - Okay. Well I can't do the library or the cafes and if you're too stubborn to come to my house then please return the book tomorrow.

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Blue - dude I'm not returning it. I need it for my diss, sorry. I've given you options; just let me know what pages/chapters and I can send them to you Looks like was wrong that you'll help me. I thought vou third vears were

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Text - supposed to be welcoming to second years? If it's so important to your dissertation you would BUY it. Not just rent it from the library. If you don't return it tomorrow l'll just request it, simple as.

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Blue - and l'll just request it back as soon as you take it out?? anyway requesting it wouldn't help you cause l'd have a week to return it before getting fined meaning that l'd still have it when your essay is due :9 and l'm a student, dude, the book is £52 on amazon. I'm not gonna pay that much if I can just get it at the library...

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Text - I'm not arguing anymore, though. I'll be in the library on campus at 9 tomorrow morning and l'll leave around 5, although I won't be there between 12 and 1:30 because I have a lecture and then l'll probably take a break and get food. if you want the book then l'll be somewhere on the second floor, or if you send me the numbers/chapters I'll take photos.

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Text - I don't know what I expected from a female studying ancient history. You're all selfish as fuck and all you want to do is one up the men here. ah yeah, I'm sure a will love that sentiment. night dude

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Most Hypocritical Behavior People Witnessed

Someone on AskReddit fired up a thread about the most painfully hypocritical behavior that people ever witnessed. Few things in this life bring one's blood to a boil like witnessing someone do the very thing that they openly condemn everyone else for. It's a gross display of ignorance and pretty much some of the most unbecoming behavior that one can adopt.

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Text - Yossi25 · 1d 8 4 Awards I was having a hard time getting a job after college. My step grandmother called me every single name in the book. Every variation of "deadbeat dependent loser" you can possibly think of. Almost every singe time I saw her. "No self discipline, no drive, too dependent on others. I cant believe you can't get a job. I taught my daughters how to work. You're definitely your mothers child. I had expectations for my own kids. All I knew is I had to work." This is the sam

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Text - VegelantyJustice • 1d 1 Award There was a girl in one of my classes that spent the entire class on facebook every single day. During a presentation she was giving one day someone noticeably checked their email. We all saw but... we all also knew that she was on Facebook every single day for the entire class. that's why we were all very surprised when she stopped the presentation to scream at this person for being rude and disrespectful and then stormed out. Reply 1 6.1k 3 •..

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Text - itsaaronlol • 1d 2 3 8 6 Awards My ex-wife, shortly after we separated, told me when/if I started seeing someone that she would want to meet them before our kids did. Which makes perfect sense. Two months later the guy she had an affair with moved from NC to FL and in with her and my two kids. I still haven't met him and it's been six months. Reply 1 7.5k 3 ...

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Text - StandCroissant · 2d 1 Award My girlfriend criticises me for always being on my phone yet is seemingly unaware how much she is on hers. O Reply 4.0k 3 ...

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Text - Sorry_about_that_x99 • 1d Someone from work just got back from a holiday visiting family who live out of the continent. Went from "the nightclubs pretended to be closed but were open for anyone that knew. Had so much fun finally going out for a drink" to "I can't believe how bad COVID is here and so many people aren't following the rules. It's infuriating." real fucking quick. + Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - captain_cchloe · 2d 1 Award Ex would get mad at me for having guy acquaintances - not even friends really, just from classes or work - and policed my phone and life and the fucker was CHEATING on me :) Reply 5.6k ...

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Text - ForensicSasquatch • 1d Ooh, perfect example. When I was in college there was a super immature guy that I believe only got into our private school because his parents had money. One day we were sitting in his dorm room watching tv, and he speaks up: "god, don't you just hate people who steal things for no reason?" The rest of us turned and stared in disbelief. Behind him on a shelf was a collection of all the things he'd stolen from businesses. I remember Red Robin seasoning and bowling sh

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Text - JoeBeanLP • 2d A cigarette butt being tossed out the window of a Prius. Reply 4 1.1k

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Text - tfm256 • 1d My cousin came to visit my family on mother's day last year. She traveled across three states to see us, and then while she was here she was posting things on her Facebook about how inconsiderate and stupid it is to travel anywhere during that time. Reply 60 3 ...

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Text - Glitch_in_the_pink · 2d I worked in retail a long time and I got tired of management bending over backwards to anyone who thought they could rig the system by basically being Karen's, kicking up a fuss and being verbally abusive towards anyone who tried to stop them getting their own way. I would outright refuse to serve them and ask them to leave and being a Supervisor, I was well within my right to do so. I didn't like my staff being verbally or racially abused just for trying to do the

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Text - readergirl132 · 1d As a type 1 diabetic that is capable of eating anything a normal person is as long as I take the appropriate amount of insulin to adjust, it makes me livid when people say "you probably shouldn't eat that" to my second slice of pizza, and they then proceed to shotgun a 3 tier wedding cake. E QReply 1 42 3 ...

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Text - platitood · 1d Climate change advocates flying to climate change conferences on private jets. 1. yes climate change is real. That's why this is not just hypocritical, but truly offensive. 2. these people exist. Some of them are lovey and well intentioned. I know some off them. It still fits the question. 3. this does not invalidate wanting to mitigate climate change. Hypocrisy is a weak noodle to assault anything. It says nothing about the issues, only about the consistency of the hypocri

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Text - alkatori • 1d 1 Award I worked for a small company that hated, hated giving out raises. The owners pulled a neat trick where they sold the company to itself. Then they became board members. As soon as they weren't responsible for the revenue (after all they got the money for the sale) we were getting berated for everyone having a low salary. It was like - you set our prices and the salaries as of last month. We don't HAVE any funds because you sold the business to itself and we need to pa

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Text - nelfoo • 1d The people at the local coffee shop talking about fair trade while wearing Nike and texting on their iPhone. E Q Reply 125 3 ...

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Text - freedomrunslow • 1d Rich people asking me for money. Then making me feel bad for not. Reply 10 ...

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Text - OddDogWarrior · 1d I work in retail and we had a lady storm out of the store saying how she's "never going to shop here ever again". She was mad cause we caught her shop lifting | Reply 1 3 + ...

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Kid's Dad Passes Away, Kid Discovers His Notebook, Feels Trip Ensues

All aboard the feels trip express. This heartfelt and deeply moving story centers on a kid discovering his deceased dad's notebook. Sometimes life invites you to find some beauty through the pain. Such seems to be the case for this guy.

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Text - Like, Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Sco0 >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as fuck as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and shit to WoW raiding and so on

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Text - >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was Ia good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline

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Text - >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you

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Kid's Dad Passes Away, Kid Discovers His Notebook, Feels Trip Ensues

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The Dumbest Dogs People Met

A smart dog is an amazing thing to behold, like this story of a dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba. That said, dog geniuses are hard to come by, and the spectacle of smart dogs are far outweighed by the hilarious, pitiful and shocking antics of incredibly stupid dogs. For all their shenanigans, their dumbness is still endearing.

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Text - fork_hands_mcmike 12 hours ago Obligatory story about my own golden retriever: We had a cattail bush in our backyard that he loved to hide behind while we were playing chase. Thing is, he'd hide behind the same side every time, even if you were also on that side, and would be very surprised that you could see him. Eventually, we cut down the bush because it was killing the surrounding plants. He still tried to "hide" behind the empty patch of dirt.

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Text - Galacticheartofgold 21 hours ago · edited 10 hours ago I work with dogs professionally but the dumbest one I ever met was one of mine. He was a very large Great Dane who somehow developed a fear of hardwood floors. The worst part is he would walk through a hallway or room without realizing it was hardwood, and then as soon as he realized it he would sit himself down and refuse to move anywhere. I miss the idiot

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Text - sariacreed 18 hours ago · edited 17 hours ago 2 e8 3 E 3 I used to work with dogs professionally. Immediately Cookie the maltese comes to mind. His owner came in for private lessons as she was older and had a hard time focusing for more than 15-20 minutes at a time due to some medication she was on. Our first sit down I asked where she got Cookie, what issues she was having, and what her goals were for him. She said she got him off a friend who was a breeder/shower. Apparently she got Coo

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Text - Thankfully her goals were VERY low for him. She mostly wanted a dog to cuddle with who would pee on his pee pads, sit when asked, and walk nicely on a leash. In the three months we accomplished 2/3. He blessedly started going on the pee pads. Although I think it was because she started scattering them around her home in desperation for him to hit the mark. It was like if he couldn't see the pad they didn't exist. He also began walking nicely on the leash. Again I think he eventually got b

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Text - Bear in mind I absolutely knew what I was doing. I had over a decade of horse training experience, three years of dolphin and seal training, two years of elephant and rhino training, and just under a decade of dog training under my belt at this point. (All positive reinforcement) Cookie just never clicked with any of it. He was such a sweetheart. It was almost like he knew he was struggling and wanted to make up for it with kisses. In the end Mom and I came to terms with his limitations a

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Text - Kleene_Dilljurke 18 hours ago A client of mine has a Doberman girl that once got stuck in a doorway because she was carrying a long bone and couldn't figure out on her own how to proceed. Ever since that incident, this dog won't walk through any door no matter how wide as long as she's got anything in her muzzle, be it a bone or a tiny little cracker. She is sweet, but really dulI.

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Text - whatever_the_fuck_ 18 hours ago e I volunteered for an organisation training guide dogs for blind people. One of the dogs graduated training and was assigned to a blind young lady. It costs €40,000 to get the dog trained to this point. Dog successfully guides her to work every day safely with no problems. Then it's pissing rain one day so her dad asks her to collect her and the dog and drop them to the office. The next day the dog just fucking refuses to work and literally never worked a

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Text - WaYaADisi1 18 hours ago Used to volunteer at a Human Society and I remember this one dog who was terrified of shadows. The kicker? This was an akita/husky mix so every time she saw a shadow she would howl loudly till the shadow went away. Last I knew she got adopted by a farmer and was happily chasing Cows.

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Text - J_DayDay 19 hours ago S Do not work with animals, but my mom's pit/lab mix is dumb. He has a crazy long tail and it wags at like 35 mph. The other day he was wagging his tail and it was smacking the edge of the fridge. It hurt, he whined. Instead of moving or holding his tail still he just stood there whacking it against the fridge and whining. I finally moved him away from the fridge and he sat and licked it for a while. He's a good boi, but he ain't bright.

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Text - DavidWestSideStory 18 hours ago Bruce. A big old bloodhound who, on multiple occasions, would stick his nose right under other dogs while they peed.

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Text - Semele5183 17 hours ago My boyfriend walks a large Dalmatian who is the most uncoordinated dog I've ever seen. He just can't jump. Has no sense of what his back legs are doing. When my boyfriend comes to pick him up he tries to get into the van by jumping normally with his front legs but fails to follow through with the back, so just stands excitedly leaning on the floor of the van, doing frantic tippy-taps with his back feet on the ground outside. And he's a big dog, he could step right

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Text - foolhardywaffle 17 hours ago · edited 13 hours ago I used to work at a shelter, so I guess this counts. One of our dogs had excitement-induced narcolepsy (called cataplexy). So, he'd fall asleep whenever he was too happy. Playing with other dog? Fall asleep. It snowed? Fall asleep. Get people food? Fall asleep. We adopted him. In a home, we figured out he was afraid of doorways. This doof would turn around and walk backwards through doorways instead because that was less scary. He was als

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Text - ARKITIZE_ME_CAPTAIN 18 hours ago Was walking a golden lab and this poor dog smelled something interesting. Decided to pee on it and lifted his leg. Mid pee decided to smell it again and ended up peeing on his own face. Dog was something else.

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Text - moonshineboom 17 hours ago I used to pet sit a German Sheppard who I lovingly called Space Cadet. She was really good at following directions, but if I stopped giving her things to do, or stopped moving myself around, she would just disappear somewhere in her little doggy mind. Once her owner forgot to give me the key before she left for a long weekend so I had to break into the house. She didn't react until I called out for her. She had no sense that something was off about my entering.

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Text - airroe 17 hours ago I work with dogs professionally however the dumbest dog I ever met was my friend's roommates dog in college. Harvey. He was the absolute sweetest pup, but he was so dumb he only had room for one emotion at a time and only had 2 emotions total: happy and sad. The cat hissed at him; sad. People came inside; happy. Someone yelled; sad. Someone said his name; happy. People not giving attention; sad. Remembered he had a toy; happy. But the dumbest thing this dog ever did wa

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Text - suddenly_satire 13 hours ago My sister's dog was dumb. One day I decided to teach it to sit on command, the way I had taught a couple of other dogs. So, every time I brought him in from the backyard I'd get a treat from on top of the refrigerator and go through training. It took much longer than I thought it would, but eventually the dog would sit on command. Then I discovered it only knew what 'sit' meant when he was facing the refrigerator. So, more training, Every time I brought him in

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Text - wiskybizniss 15 hours ago I work in a vet clinic and a dog ate a soft cloth foreign object. We were able to induce vomiting and keep the dog from getting an obstruction. Immediately after hurling up the object without a moment's hesitation tried to eat it again so I had to pry it out of his teeth. Dumb.

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Text - ChanklasMom 13 hours ago · edited 13 hours ago Oh, that would be Monkey, a 6 month old pitbull mix. One day, Monkey started peeing out of the blue while standing. He looked down, realized there was liquid COMING OUT OF HIM (sorcery!!!???) and decided to stick his head down for a closer look. Monkey wound up peeing all over his own face. He was MYSTIFIED. Wait! I almost forgot about Mr. Jingles!! He was another young pittie I fostered for a few weeks. Mr. Jingles landed himself in my foste

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Text - But Mr. Jingles got it into his head that he must rescue me from the scourge that is pants! See, Mr. J thought that when a person climbed under the covers, their body disappeared. If a blanket covered my legs, I was trapped and IN TROUBLE. Cue Jingles digging frantically at the blanket to free my legs. He made the amazing intuitive leap that pants also cover my legs, so those must also be destroyed. Whenever I laid down in a pair of loose-fitting pants, Jingles would POUNCE and try to dra

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Text - zerbey 16 hours ago I had a dog named Dougal who was afraid of paper money. Not any other form of paper, just paper money. If you brought out he would immediately run and hide and if you got too close he would pee himself out of sheer terror. Otherwise, he was a pretty normal Labrador. I've no idea where this fear came from.

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Text - SagiTsukiko 14 hours ago We had a welsh terrier named Lily who came to our kennel and was always booked for group playtime. She was a show dog, apparently, which might explain why she was violently stupid. One of the playrooms had a big window instead of a wall to let people watch the dogs play. Lily was so fucking dumb she didn't realize this was a window and she full-on sprinted headfirst into it. Every. Single. Day.

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Text - Rubricae98 16 hours ago My girlfriend had a great German sherperd. She knew how to do tricks, loved snuggling and never barked. Dream dog. That dog passes. her sister gets a new dog but due to living realizes she can't care for it. My girlfriend volunteers to take the new guy in. Let's call this guy Derpy. Derpy jumped into the oven. While it was on. Repeatedly. He somehow got into the fridge and closed it on himself. Repeatedly. Both now have childproof locks. He barks whenever a branch

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Text - mylifeisathrowaway10 17 hours ago I once petsat a French bulldog who would run headfirst into walls and table legs constantly. His eyesight was fine.

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