When you find out that absolutely nothing is as it seems!
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Wednesday, May 8, 2019
Fascinating Theory Demonstrates How The Pyramids Could've Been Constructed
30 Funny Marriage Tweets to Let You Know That You're Not Alone
Everyone's relationship is a little different, but many of the more humorous struggles married people go through are very similar. Here are some jokes people found themselves living through. If you want more marriage jokes, then here are 41 tweets about marriage that are too real.
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Tagged: twitter , marriage , jokes , wife , relationships , husband , lol , tweets , funny tweets , funny
22 Hilariously Unfortunate Names
School can be a TERRIBLE place. These people have some unbelievably unfortunate names etched into academic eternity. We wonder if they're still walking through the world with them.
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The Heartbreaking Odds of 20 Different Things Happening to You
Get ready to give up your dreams of stardom and take up new dreams of being assaulted by a toilet! Here are some surprising, and somewhat disappointing numbers on the likelihood of something happening to you. Sure, you can increase or decrease your odds by taking acting classes or getting drunk on the toilet more, but these are your ballpark numbers. Check this out for a list of incredibly unlikely things that actually happened,
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Woman Arrested By CIA For Asking To Speak With Agent Penis
Ever just wake up, call an Uber, and decide you're going to take a field trip to the CIA headquarters to demand permission to speak with Agent Penis?
Yes, you read that one right. The Independent reports that a woman was arrested after repeatedly trying to trespass CIA headquarters to have a chat with Agent Penis. Jennifer Hernandez, 58, says that she had already applied for a job at the agency, and was scheduled to meet with a recruiter at the CIA complex in Langley, Virginia.
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41 Slightly Ucnomfortable Images to Drive Every Pefrectionist Insane
Does it make you go crazy when something is just a little bit o ff? Well then .prepare to feel awful while looking at this big bunch of poorly measured architecture and improperly consumed food. If you want more uncomfortable images to neurotically scowl at, then check these out.
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Tagged: frustration , FAIL , pies , annoying , perfection , construction , cakes , wrong , buildings , uncomfortable , awful , anxiety
Man Leaves Backyard Fence Open, Loses It When 200 Sheep Charge In
Absolutely EPIC. Not the typical result when one leaves their backyard fence open.
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Humiliated Woman Unknowingly Dates Her Cousin For 5 Months
And then family dinner happened. This embarrassed woman experienced quite the shocking, bone-rattling revelation over a family dinner with her special date; a date I might add that she'd been seeing for 5 months! Her cousin. If this is actually a true story, our hearts go out to this woman and her family. The shockwaves of cringe from that dinner could probably have been felt around the globe.
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Dad Tries Explaining Polygamous Lifestyle To Son, Son Absolutely Doesn't Buy It
Dad's fixin to destroy his entire family, and the son is not having ANY of his BS.
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21 Funny and Sad Tinder Moments Bursting with Puns and Shame
Dating Apps certainly make connecting with people a breeze, but they don't make people any less desperate and awkward. Here are some attempts on tinder that landed like a gymnast and others that landed like a burlap sack of bowling balls. For more amusing, clumsy tinder moments, check this out.
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20+ Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 4 Memes
This Game of Thrones list is dark and FULL of SPOILERS!
Alrighty now that we have that taken care of, let's dive into it. We've pulled together all of our favorite Game of Thrones Season 8, Episode 4 memes. The episode aired Sunday, and it was dark and extra steamy. Naturally that gave the rest of the internet a whole lot to work with when it came to churning out tons of dank memes.
Oh, and if you missed it; Game of Thrones gifted the world with quite the hilarious, forgetful coffee cup fail in the episode too.
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31 Teachers Reveal The Most Creatively Genius Ways Their Students Cheated
These clever students get an A+ for thinking outside of the box when it came to NOT playing by the rules in the classroom. Yes, they're excelling in the rule-breaking cheating category.
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21 Awful Beauty Products and the Sad Models to Go with Them
Who sells these? Like, we would be completely surprised if any of these worked at all. At the same time, we mostly feel bad for all the models who got roped into this venture. You can see the bewilderment and disappointment in their eyes. But hey, there are worse gigs out there. For more terrible products that are otherwise useless or misleading, here are 25 awful products designed by monsters
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The Unwanted Sequel To The Cursed Food Dump That The World Never Asked For
Just in case you wanted to kill your appetite; this dump is for you. A nice steaming dump of absolutely horrendous cursed food.
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Mark Zuckerberg Drops Tone Deaf Privacy Joke That Falls Flat on Its Face
For a lot of people, the use and abuse of their personal information by a monolithic data company isn't "hilarious." Privacy being a major concern on his own sites, you wouldn't think the guy would want to call attention to it. And you'd think if he did, he would at least have a punchline.
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Sleazy Execs Make Idiotic Rap Video To Push Sales Of Potentially Lethal Drug
Insys Pharmaceuticals is out here serving up some FIRE bars of cringe. Apparently this video was actually brought to the jury in a case where they were charged with creating a kickback scheme for physicians who prescribed the drug. Get out of here with this!
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Tuesday, May 7, 2019
33 Spicy Karen Memes To Enjoy Before She Talks To Your Manager
These memes are dedicated to the ever upset Karen in your life. She might be bending your ear right now about how that Starbucks barista didn't leave enough room for extra coconut milk in her oversized latte of sugary decadence. Who knows. One thing's for sure, and that is that these Karen memes are ON POINT. Just make sure you enjoy all that they have to offer before she goes and talks to your manager.
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Yoko Ono's Artistic Screaming Is Not for Everyone
Well, this is definitely art. Should art should be judged on its beauty, or the technical talent of its creator? Maybe. Is the value of a work of art completely dependent on the conceptual lens through which you want to view it? Sure. So yeah, it's art. It also sure sounds like a pompous embarrassment screaming into a microphone.
To quote a top Quora comment on her body of work: "Yoko Ono was part of a generation of artists who stridently rejected 'talent' as the criterion for art making"
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19 Really Not Great Tattoos People Went Through With
Of the many things to skimp on in life, tattoos are not on that list. Make sure you have a good vision in mind, mull it over, and find a professional artist. But that's just a suggestion. If you really really want a tattoo of Richard Nixon in fishnets and your friend's cousin's step-dad says he can totally do it in his garage for 50 bucks, we'd sure like to see how it turns out.
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Tagged: jesus , Sad , misspelled tattoos , joker , FAIL , cringe , tattoos , misspelling , Ugliest Tattoos , cheap , funny , stupid
Tumblr Thread About Sketchy Place In California Sounds Like An X-Files Episode
So Tracy, California is a very weird and sketchy place that sounds like a government experiment. This Tumblr post has it all: The X-Files vibe, the eerie technology, and the overlying wild culture of what makes Tumblr so awesome!
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20 Kids in Unsafe Situations That Wouldn't Fly Today
Back when a kid could just walk around the woods alone all day. Back when you could give a baby a beer and a bottle rocket. Back when a child's car seat was pretty much just a mobile iron murder cage. Has parenting gotten safer and more responsible or just less fun? Little of column A, little of column B.
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20+ Hot Topic Employees Share Their Worst Work Horror Stories
Hot Topic employees have experienced a special kind of hell. They regularly deal with customers right out of anyone who has worked retail's worst nightmare. Buckle up and get ready for the Hot Topic work horror story madness!
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Michael Shannon Reads The Absolutely Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter
HBO Responds To Game Of Thrones' Coffee Cup Fail Getting Roasted
SPOILER WARNING! Alrighty, now that we have that taken care of, let's get to it. In case you missed it, HBO's Game of Thrones went viral yesterday after a fan spotted a coffee cup in the middle of a scene that aired for episode 4. Naturally, Twitter stepped up to roast the crap out of the hilarious fail.
If you're hungry for more Game of Thrones Season 8 episode 4 memes, we recommend you check out this list!
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Woman In The Service Industry Gets Roasted To A Crisp
This woman works three jobs in the service industry, which she made sure to inform Reddit's roasting community of; the ensuing roasts are nothing short of brutal shots to the self-esteem. We hope she was ready for it!
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Guy's Anti-Vaxxer Cousin Goes Full Stupid, Gets Clocked In The Comments
There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity! This guy's cousin went full stupid, and paid the price for it in the comments.
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