Friday, July 21, 2023

'This is the first time I have ever asked to have some time off': Boss tells nanny to miss sister's wedding to watch her two kids instead


You give your boss ample time to find someone to cover your shift when you need time off, but chances are they'll still forget and bug you to do the shift anyway. This person, u/Nannyneedabreak, definitely gets that. 

In their post to r/AmItheA**hole, this nanny wanted to know if she was wrong for the way her boss was treating her. As she noted, she wanted to go to her sister's wedding, and like a good employee, she gave her boss a ton of notice — seven months notice, in fact! That's plenty generous, and not only that, but the OP reminded their boss numerous times that they needed this time off. The OP claims their boss agreed, and even told them to have a good time. So it came as a surprise to the OP that their boss suddenly needed them to babysit on the same exact weekend of the wedding. 

When you're a nanny, you're working with families incredibly closely. Sometimes as a nanny, you're the one who wakes the kid up, then you take them through their whole day, and sometimes you're even the one who puts them to bed, too! You get really close with both the kids and their parents. Since you're working with kids, it's easy to let the family you nanny for control your life --- they'll make you feel like you're one of the family. They might not understand why you can't work in the same way a boss at a retail or office job might understand. However, this employee did everything right, and still their employer turned around and tried to guilt them into working. 

Next up, this person's boss keeps trying to get them to help out, but their former employee does not care to help them whatsoever. 

Thursday, July 20, 2023

30 Otherworldly musical instruments that look like glitches in the matrix


These musicians have taken their craft to the next level. These instruments are custom made to be large, twisty, or otherwise weird-looking. It's not every day that you get to see a guitar with dozens of strings, or a drum so big you need to stand on a ladder to play it properly. 

Why do people make these quirky instruments? You'd have to ask them yourself, but presumably they like to push the bounds of what's been created already, as well as produce some completely unique sounds from their newly formed instrument. I'm a big fan of instruments that just look kind of silly as well, like the performer holding a gigantic triangular guitar. The sky's the limit with these things, whether their creators are joining two instruments together or just pushing the limits of how many strings one guitar can hold. 

After you check out these quirky instruments, check out this boss, who reminded their employee that they aren't an office manager. So that employee shrugged their shoulders and stopped managing the office! 

Top 10 Choosing Beggars of the Week (July 20, 2023)


Desperate times may call for desperate measures, but some of these choosing beggars are really reaching... 

 

We've got a wide range of them for this week's edition of the Top Choosing Beggars. Some of these scenarios include a wedding day Uber pool, a dude who wants a free lawyer to sue just about everyone under the sun, and various job postings with little to no pay. We even have a saga involving a wannabe equestrian photographer with no talent and a whole lot of audacity. 

 

If these stories serve as any indication, it may take a special kind of desperate person to boldly make demands online, but these people seem to come out in droves all over the Internet. So why is it that the choosing beggars of the world tend to be their ridiculous selves online? Perhaps it's the seemingly harmless anonymity of the Internet or the distance that comes with making these kinds of demands through online messaging and not face-to-face. Because sure if this was in-person, these folks would know better. 

 

Keep scrolling for this week's collection of the top 10 choosing beggars. When you're finished, here are this week's top Karens!

Tenant Gets £2000 Stolen When the Landlord Gives Burglars a Key to Her Apartment; the Whole Internet Rallies to Bring Justice


Getting robbed is a traumatizing experience. Not only was the privacy of your home violated, but there's also a sense of trust in humanity that gets extinguished. In this case, a tenant who had had it with their living situation was on the verge of moving out when her landlord did the unthinkable. In a lazy attempt to show prospective renters the property, the landlord gave out copies of his tenant's apartment key to random strangers, trusting that they'd respect her property… The did not. 

The terribleness of human nature prevails when stupidity like this rears its ugly head and unfortunately, the tenant in this situation was the one who took the punishment. So instead of performing simple landlordian duties like a respectable landlord, this guy took the easy way out and cost his tenant almost everything. Scroll for the full story on how one woman reached her breaking point when her landlord gave out her house key, her home was robbed, and she lost nearly £2000 of property to clever burglars. Next, click here to read about a disgruntled employee that gets fired for venting about his terrible boss on Reddit. 

'Close them completely': Manager demands bathrooms are closed while cleaned, chaos ensues


A good bathroom is an essential part of any business where food and beverages are being served. After all, there is a… certain connection between consuming things and the inevitable need to make use of one. This is especially true when you're operating a cafe—as coffee is specifically known for its ability to get things moving.

Now, a good bathroom isn't going to necessarily make a good business—but it might break one. The last thing you want your customers to associate your establishment with is feelings of discomfort and humiliation—two feelings that often result from not being able to make a visit to the room of resting when required.

This employee shared their experience of having their boss demand that the bathrooms be closed completely after a regular customer had a close call slipping on a wet floor (despite proper signage being posted.) In a controversial move, the employee maliciously complied with their boss's order and closed the bathrooms completely, causing chaos within the establishment. 

 

'[He] doesn't understand the consequences': Boss demands IT worker shut down company emails all weekend, quickly regrets locking himself out


Every worker at this company had a peaceful weekend after their boss cut off everyone's email access. 

This boss reminds me of cats who really want to go outside when it's raining, so you don't let them out. When they finally get you to let them out, they immediately get drenched and want to come back inside. They'll look at you with this squint of anger, but of course, it's the cat's fault. Basically, some lessons are learnt the hard way because you can't anticipate the consequences of your actions. 

U/Lucyiha worked in the IT field at a bank, where she was responsible for numerous levels of support for admin. She notes that all of her job duties don't mean that she's well paid — in fact, her boss brags about her "getting so much money for basically doing nothing." As if that wasn't infuriating enough, the OP's weekends are spent monitoring for server issues, since they could happen at any time. 

Everything changed when the big boss told this IT professional that in order to give his employees a break [read: not pay them overtime]. Instead of working on weekends, he decided the best solution would be to cut off the email access to absolutely everybody. Yes, everybody, and crucially, he demands no exceptions to the rule. Maybe you already know where this is heading… scroll down to check out this great story. 

After that, check out these chefs who were left scratching their heads over these wild substitutions customers insisted upon. 

‘Enjoy the rest of your ride': Man gets even with passenger on train ride who signals him to ‘shush’ after being requested that he speak on the phone elsewhere


Riding the train isn't half as bad as taking the bus, but even then you can meet some pretty colorful characters… you know the type. Rude and entitled, these passengers seem to have some kind of personal vendetta against you, which isn't possible, considering you don't even know them. In this case, OP was on a 4-hour train ride, in a small compartment, with a due wearing a business suit who had a snotty air about him. The dude kept taking phone calls, talking loudly for a long time, biding his time as the train ride progressed. OP was getting more and more annoyed, thinking how this person needed a lesson or two in manners but didn't do anything. That is until the dude initiated a phone call himself.

As in, the dude deliberately decided that OP had to listen to even more of his conversations. OP then asked the dude nicely to take these calls in the corridor, but the only reply OP got from him was a stumpy little finger and a 'shush'. Enough was enough… petty revenge was now on the table. To find out how OP carried out his own petty payback, scroll down. For more, here is a carpenter who refused to accept a promotion, then quit, taking $45,000 worth of tools with him.

Wednesday, July 19, 2023

The Best Coworker Memes of the Week (July 21, 2023)


On the one hand, you can't live with your coworkers. On the other hand, you genuinely can't live (or rather, work) without them. What can you do, it's a double-edged sword. You've got your office Karen who actually does her job, then you've got the office Karen who does, in fact, do her job (although grudgingly), and then you've got all the Karens in between. Whether you're working in customer service, in construction, or in a corporate office, you're going to have to deal with people you don't like.

Working remotely isn't always an option, but if it were, would you take the opportunity? At least then, you wouldn't have to engage in the tiresome small talk you feel is being forced down your throat every time you enter a shared space to make yourself a coffee. I don't know about you, but I genuinely couldn't care less about seeing pictures of my colleague's kids. But hey, we do what we gotta do. Scroll down and check out the best coworker memes of the week.

For more, here is a carpenter who refused to take a promotion, then quit, taking $45,000 worth of tools with him.

'The Paper Towel Wars': Annoying coworker battling over shared work area gets a hilariously pettyful surprise


If you have ever had to share a workspace, then you know how annoying and passive aggressive it can be. You might like to leave your sweater on the back of the chair because it gets cold in there, but the other person keeps removing it for some reason. Or maybe your office space buddy leaves empty water bottles everywhere and you end up being the one who cleans them up every time. It's super annoying. So what do you do? Report them to HR? Request a new workspace partner? If you go by Reddit rules, the obvious solution is to get petty. 

That is exactly what this one employee did and it sparked a paper towel war. This person works in a company's quality lab and there are three shifts that go through her shared workspace. The machine they work with uses water in its processing, so there are often spills. So it makes sense that there are paper towels constantly around to clean up any potential messes. However, one coworker seems to be anti-paper towel or maybe anti-clean up, and constantly moves the paper towels away from their work area. After months of battle of brining boxes of paper towels back and forth, OP had it. They then decided it was pettyful time. Them and their team decide to take all of the boxes of paper towels out and put them all over their workspace. So now, instead of just one box by the machine with the water, there were 14 boxes of paper towels spread all over their work area. Now, if the annoying coworker wanted to move the box of paper towels, they would have to move all 14. Is this a win? We think so. Read the entire thing below along with others' reactions and decide for yourself.

'Are those snakes ok back there?' 25+ Wild things passengers overheard aboard their flights


When you're stuck on your flight waiting to take off, it's the perfect time to eavesdrop on the other passengers. You can't listen to your music yet, nor can you usually watch an in-flight movie until you're up in the air. All you can do is twiddle your thumbs, chat with the people around you, or eavesdrop on the folks in your surrounding areas. 

You'll over hear a lot of interesting things, as the people who answered the question "What's the craziest thing you've overheard on a plane?" surely know all too well. From passengers who insist on sharing their whole life stories, to toddlers who don't understand why planes can't pull over for a potty break, these people had some great anecdotes to share. 

Few things are more frustrating when flying than having to wait on the runway for hours. At least in my experience, the plane gets hot and stuffy because the staff don't want to run the AC during this time. People get fidgety and anxious because they don't know why the flight isn't moving. Is it electrical troubles, is there a big issue with the plane? All the wondering can make passengers worry way too much. It's such a relief when the plane finally starts moving, and people can collectively relax and enjoy the flight. Because the best parts of the flight happen once you're in the air: you can get some snacks and a beverage, pop on your favorite movie, and enjoy the flick as you fly to your destination. 

Up next, this boss decided to flood their employee with text messages during a vacation, and the employee provided an update on what they did next. 

'They complained about everything': Party of 13 Karens makes a scene at bottomless brunch


Serving one Karen at a restaurant is difficult enough. Imagine having to serve 13 of them! This thread was posted to Reddit's r/TalesFromYourServer subreddit by u/MoonbounceGuy, a floor manager at a brunch spot who learned the hard way that you cannot please difficult customers like these ones. Not only did this group show up two hours late demanding for the table they had reserved, but they also show up with five more people than expected. Starting on that note alone is enough to make any person in the service industry cringe.

 

Unfortunately, it only gets worse. These Karens must have known how ridiculous they were being. They ate 90% of their plates yet still sent their entrees back to the kitchen. They complained about the service. They complained about auto-gratuity. The list goes on and on. If people like this are not humbled even a little, they are just going to go onto the next establishment and pull the same shenanigans. That's where the manager is slightly at fault here.

 

Hopefully, this post sheds light on the madness that is working a brunch shift. Sure, bottomless mimosas may seem fun from the customer's perspective, but from the point of view of anyone working at the restaurant, there is nothing about brunch that is fun. 

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story and the entire list of all the crazy demands this table of Karens made. For more stories like this, here's one about a wedding planner and her conflict with a Karen.

‘You can't have kids, or you won't get promoted': Boss warns employee they won't be given promotion if they have kids, employee seeks legal advice


Some managers just don't have the brains or the cells that are supposed to accompany them in order to lead a team. In this case, OP was working in finance, and like many other employees in similar shoes, she was hoping that one day she could get a promotion. Her dream was basically crushed by her boss who told her that if she was gonna have kids in the next few years, there was no way she was getting promoted. First of all, that's very illegal. Second of all, what did her boss expect her to do, just not have kids? OP was shocked at her boss's behavior and had a hunch that something wasn't quite right. So she did what anyone else would do… she turned to r/careeradvice.

She explained the entire bizarre situation, and luckily a lot of people who had gone through similar things had a lot of good advice to give. Not to mention lawyers who gave their own legal advice. Scroll down to read exactly how it all played out. For more, here is a story about HR quashing an employee's raise, leading to the entire company tanking.

'She was uncomfortable, she could barely perform the check': Employer mandates "bag checks," employee makes it interesting


Working for an employer who is certain their workers are stealing from them is a lot like when your parents were convinced you were secretly going to parties as a teen when you were doing nothing of the sort… Or like having a partner who is certain you must be cheating on them despite you giving them no reason to doubt you.

As with anything, when someone repeatedly accuses you of doing something that you're not, it's more of a reflection on them and reveals the things they would do in your place… They're subconsciously letting you know what their own internal moral compass deems to be possible behavior. Your employer is certain you must be stealing from them because they wouldn't think twice about taking advantage of any opportunity like that which might present itself; your parents thought you were partying because they did when they were your age, so you must be too; your partner thinks you're cheating on them because they would cheat on you if given the right chance—if they haven't already.

Still, working in an environment like this really stinks and is incredibly demotivating. It really just makes you wonder why you're working to impress someone who secretly despises their workers. Sure, it must happen, but in all my time in retail and managing stock, I've yet to see it happen—or even evidence that it has happened. 

This employee made her employer regret the decision to enforce this draconian policy, loading her bag with items that were sure to humiliate the bag checker. 

Read on. Next, check out this HR that tried to change the dress code to catch workers out, leading them to maliciously comply with the changes.

'Sorry ma'am, this coupon is expired': Cashier 'helps' customer who demands to use outdated coupons


Some people just wake up entitled, convinced they're better than everyone else. And these people love to bug retail workers until they lose their minds, as u/amaranthinenightmare shared in their story to r/MaliciousCompliance. 

The woman in this story is every retail worker's nightmare. She's the kind of person who shows up at 7:45am to bang on the windows of the store until it opens at 8am. She's the type who will unfold all the clothes the employees just folded, only to then demand you find her a different style in the back of the store. Other types of these entitled customers love to try on tons of clothes in the dressing rooms, then leave them in a giant pile on the floor for employees to hang up. They think the world revolves around them and their needs. 

At the clothing store the OP worked at, the customers were wildly entitled, and this OP was nearly at their breaking point. There's only so much rude behavior one can take before they hit their breaking point, and the OP was no exception. At least they got some hilarious revenge on this Karen. 

Although there was nothing technically wrong with what the OP did, they definitely left this woman both embarrassed, and without a story to tell to her friends. There's no way the customer will go around telling the story to her friends, family, or even when she writes a one-star review of the store (which seems likely). Hopefully, this customer has learned her lesson about demanding things that she can't have. 

Next up, these people had one job… and they still messed it up so bad. 

'I didn't like the look on your face!': Manager gets employee unjustly fired, employee gets him blacklisted from other jobs


Be careful who you fire! There is that old saying you occasionally hear when you're younger that the person sitting next to you today could be your boss tomorrow or could at least be your ticket to a job. Well, the reverse scenario is very much the truth as well, so the best takeaway, in that case, is to always be kind to the people you work with on a regular basis. You never know when the tables might turn.

 

That's exactly what happened to this Inept Manager, as the Redditor called him, who was merely jealous of the fact that OP had an office with a door that he didn't have. Now, there was a reason for OP having this office. Firstly, she had worked there much longer than others at the company. Secondly, it made the most sense for her disability. Yet despite this fact, Inept Manager couldn't get over the optics that a person under him had a better office. Eventually, he sabotaged his way into getting her fired, but she was able to get a nice pay-out because she had warned HR about his behavior well in advance.

 

You would think the story stops there, but just you wait. After not much time, Inept Manager was looking for a position at OP's new company. Lo and behold, the roles were reversed, and OP did not shy away from interrupting the hiring process. Keep scrolling below to see how she did it. For more, check out this post about a shady HR person and a signing contract. 

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

'You're a terrible manager!': Karen accosts random dude after incorrectly assuming he is the restaurant's manager, gets served


It turns out we might not be very good at doing a job that isn't actually ours, and that shouldn't come as much of a surprise, except to people like this Karen who refuse to listen to you when you tell them that you don't actually work there. Sure, we've all probably mistaken a complete stranger for an employee of the establishment we're patronizing, but continuing to insist that they must work there and are doing their job poorly after being corrected is downright insane.

This college student found himself in a Karen's crosshairs when she mistook him for the restaurant's manager. When she insisted, he decided to play her game and have a little fun with it. The college student went on to share his experience with Reddit's r/idontworkherelady subreddit community. This subreddit is a haven for stories where innocent bystanders and other customers have been mistaken by someone who assumes that they are an employee. This often paves the way for some great stories about Karens and Kevins and gives people in the service industry a great source of entertainment. 

Read on for the student's account of events. When you're done here, see this dude who was fired from a store where he didn't even work.

'To use the disabled lift, please come upstairs': 30 People who had just one job and still goofed it up


Jobs, how do they work? These people made various levels of mistakes that they really should have caught before it went out to the public. 

Below are 30 people who had just one job to get right, and they couldn't even do that. The funniest versions of this to me are translators or transcribers who messed up. There are people who were writing copy, needed translation to another language, and somehow that never happened. Then you end up with TV captions of a person who says a Korean word, and the subtitles just read, "speaks Korean" instead of actually saying what the guy was saying. 

That's a tiny goof — but there was one furniture store that wrote a sentence in English, then below that reads, "the same text but in Arabic," in Arabic. That's a big facepalm right there. Hopefully anyone who could read it got a good laugh out of their editing lapse. 

Next up, this boss insisted his employee keep cooking until closing time — and he reminded the employee over and over, until the employee agreed to do just that. 

'I have no wish to be in her good books anymore': Employee turns down former boss's repeated requests for help


This boss can't let her old employee go. It's time for both of them to move on. 

U/YlvaNietzsche asked the r/AmItheA**hole community a question they had regarding their boss. For some reason, even though this employee departed the company, their boss is so insistent that they keep on helping. 

Each industry is different in regards to prior jobs. In some industries, it's incredibly important to keep a strong network of colleagues and bosses who can vouch for you as you advance in your career. For others, though, you might need your former boss to recommend you, but you might not talk to them besides that. It definitely doesn't hurt to have a former manager on your side to tell future employers about your workplace skills and the things you excel at. Regardless, this person doesn't want to help their boss, and to use their words, "I have no wish to be in her good books anymore."

In the comments, people assured the OP that they weren't in the wrong. Check out the entire story for yourself below. After that, these hair stylists, barbers, and customers shared the worst haircuts they've ever experienced, from fried hair to bowl cuts and more. 

'You've been given [...] 10 chances to keep your job when you should've been fired': Manager sends unhinged text after employee refuses to cover his shift


This general manager may have been on his way out, but he's going to regret sending that text. Sometimes, people feel that they can say whatever they want just because they're in a position of power. We know all too well at this point that this line of thinking is not only flawed but also asking for trouble. If you're the kind of boss who puts that toxic energy out into the universe, then you're also the kind of person who makes enemies very easily.

 

That's what happened when this general manager sent an unhinged text message after he tried (and failed) to get an employee to cover two hours of a shift. The employee simply said they needed time to think about it and check their schedule, but that comment was enough to make the general manager lose it. He sent a long essay of a message threatening their future employment status and accusing the employee of always thinking about themselves and never picking up any slack. Mind you, this was not the truth; it was merely uninhibited outrage that the manager didn't get exactly what he wanted.

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story and for the best reactions in the comments section. For more posts like this, here's one about a shady person from HR who changed the specifics in an employee's signing contract.

‘Don’t mess with my laundry': Resident bleaches neighbor's clothes after they mess with her laundry, neighbor moves out


Doing laundry in your own building is super convenient unless you have a pesky neighbor trying to save a few bucks. In this case, OP was living in an apartment building with too few laundry rooms. There was only one single washer/dryer set per floor with about 12 units in a 3-story building. OP went about doing their laundry, until one day they found their soapy load on the floor of the laundry room with the final minutes of their cycle counting down. To say that they were livid would be an understatement. But because OP was afraid of conflict, they didn't say anything… at first. Well, they didn't exactly say anything after it kept happening, either, but they certainly took action. 

Once OP found out who exactly kept leaving their sopping-wet clothes on the floor, they hatched a petty plan for revenge. Scroll down to read all about the petty details. For more, here is an employee who drove 9 hours out of state for a new job, only to be told to work immediately, which prompted them to drive 9 hours straight home without giving notice.

'I armed a multi-million dollar financial nuke': Worker quits and goes full scorched earth on the way out


It's always a good policy in life to take the high road, but when that's not an option, the low road will do just fine—just make sure to set fire to every metaphorical bridge you might cross along the way. 

This full scorched earth policy isn't the way you should normally go about doing business; for one thing, it's (usually) unethical, and it's not going to make you many friends or get you very far. For that reason, you should always aim to leave things on good terms when you leave a job—you never know where the road might lead in the future. Even if you don't need the reference—and will never return to that company—you never know when your reputation for being difficult to work with might precede you.

Still, sometimes you're left with no option, like in the case of this worker who learned they were making half the market rate for their job, which prompted them to go full "Oppenheimer" on the company on their way out the door by arming "a multi-million dollar financial nuke." They shared their experience on Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit, telling in a very lengthy post how they managed to enact one last act of revenge on their employer.

Once you have finished here, check out this client who refused to pay a developer that proceeded to dismantle their entire life.

'That is so selfish of you!': Karen neighbor gets mad at farmer for harvesting their crop that she wanted to steal


In kindergarten, you learn that you can't have something just because you want it. Like when you wanted Stewart's red ball, but he refused to share, after taking it anyways and subsequently refusing to apologize, you probably found yourself in timeout in a tiny chair in the corner as negative reinforcement of the fact that you shouldn't take things that aren't yours… Wherever you are now, we hope you're doing well, and we hope that Stewart is no longer having to fend off bullies who want to take his toys.

Maybe some people just missed kindergarten or something because, for some reason, they still don't seem to get it. The sheer audacity of these people will never cease to amaze you. Just when you think you've seen and heard it all, another person comes along and demands something that they blatantly have no right to... This Karen actually demanded the literal fruits of her neighbor's labor. No, this is not an idiom—although the irony is palpable… The only idiom here is the Karen herself.

Read on to see the farmer's narrative of events; she shared her story with a popular online community seeking to share her bewilderment at her neighbor's behavior. Next, see this neighbor whose property line dispute ended up revealing that his house was over it.

20 Red Flags in Job Interviews That Made People Walk Away


Everyone has a mental list of red flags to bear in mind when walking into a job interview. You might even keep a physical list with you at all times. That list might include a list of preferred benefits (healthcare, PTO days, etc.), a base salary requirement (they better be upfront about this one!), or even buzzwords that provide a window into a toxic work environment (anyone who utters "we're really like a family here" is a potential employer to walk away from immediately). This collection of job interview red flags made folks walk away on the spot, and if they didn't, they certainly regretted not doing it then and there.

 

The stories certainly bring me back to being fresh out of college and completely naive about how to advocate for myself in the workplace. Little did I know at the time, but I was conditioned to think that I could only be so lucky if anyone wanted to hire me at all. I didn't take pride in my skill set, and I certainly didn't feel like the reverse dynamic (i.e. that a company could be so lucky to have me on their payroll) was a possibility. Like many adults who become disillusioned with the workforce very quickly, I came to understand that gratitude for being there can blind you from seeing what a potential employer is putting on the table.

 

Keep scrolling below for these red flags. When you're finished, here's a story about a front desk agent who walked out mid-shift.

Monday, July 17, 2023

'Lou was let go': Coworker gets fired, comes back to beg for free food and steal tips, gets banned


Going back to an old job is always awkward, especially when you were fired from that job… especially when you're coming back as a customer to beg for free things—and especially when you go back to beg for free things and steal from your ex-coworkers' tip jar. Like, this guy actually managed to get himself demoted from line cook to customer and then somehow managed to get himself demoted even further from the position of being a customer too.

In the end, it's incredibly fitting… since you can't spell "lousy coworker" without "Lou." So it really shouldn't be all that surprising to us that this guy was a proverbial, metaphorical, and literal waste of space.

Lou's former coworker shared an account of their infuriating and bewildering experience dealing with him on Reddit's fittingly named r/EntitledPeople, where members share their stories of the entitled people they encounter in their daily lives in order to vent, decompress, and share in amazement at people's sheer audacity. Read on for their account of events; when you're done here, check out this worker who refused to indulge their mooching coworker.

'Her hair breaks off in my hand': 15+ Stylists and customers whose haircuts went wrong


Everyone makes mistakes, barbers and hair stylists included. There are lots of jobs where mistakes are fine or even encouraged. Barbering is not one of those jobs. Hair stylists have the important role of helping you find the look that will suit you best and leave you happy and confident in your looks. 

It's easy to tell the difference when your hair has been butchered. People give you weird looks, compared to getting lots of compliments when you've had a good haircut. Sure, hair grows back if you aren't a fan of your new 'do, but it can take months or even years. 

Raise your hand if you've ever gone to get bangs and then immediately regretted it. My hand is raised. As a young adult, I remembered how cute I had looked with full bangs as a child, and thought, yeah that will probably still look good on me. Let me tell you, it did not. It was my fault, not the stylists. But I, just like many other clients, just didn't know what I was getting myself into. 

After that, check out this story of a wing shop worker whose coworkers can't believe how many orders he's messed up. 

'"Have fun!" I said, as I clocked out': Hotel housekeeper 'sorts' linens exactly how boss directs them to


Don't tell this housekeeper how to do their job. Their boss tried, and it didn't end well. 

When you do something for long enough, you start to develop shortcuts to make your life easier. Maybe you have a template you use to save time while writing emails if you're at an office job. Or for those in retail, maybe you're super fast at making drinks because you're used to measuring things by sight. You get into a rhythm and try to do your job as quickly and accurately as possible. 

Enter this employee, who is a housekeeper at a hotel. That's known for being a physically demanding job — how would you feel if you had to strip dozens of beds, vacuum, clean surfaces, remake the beds, change linens like towels and washcloths, and more tasks, all in a few minutes. And after all that, not every hotel room will even leave a tip for their housekeeping staff. 

This person is used to the daily grind of laundering linens, but their boss doesn't seem to have much faith in their sorting abilities. At least this housekeeper was able to maliciously comply. Their pettiness meant that their boss was stuck doing more sorting. 

Next up, this wing shop chef doesn't understand what he's doing wrong — all while breaking one health code after another. 

'It was a disaster': Retail workers quit and take down an entire store


It's often said that no one will appreciate the job you do until you're gone, and we've yet to see evidence otherwise. It's like being in the driver's seat of a race car; as long as you're driving that car, people will attribute the car's best performance to be owing to the car itself. It's not until you leave the team and another inferior driver takes your seat that people will realize how truly terrible the car is… and that your efforts were making the car appear better than it actually was. 

For those reading who aren't fans of motorsport, I'll summarize with this: Your workplace is like a big tank of water that's leaking water out of a massive hole, and you're like a big ol' piece of Flex Tape holding the whole dang place together.

Still, in any case, you'll be long gone before anyone is able to recognize the effect you had, just exactly what happened when these underappreciated retail workers made the decision to split. One of the workers shared their experience with Reddit's r/antiwork workplace discussion community, where community members share their thoughts, stories, and experiences with workplace issues and other employment concerns. In their recounting of events, they shared how their departure marked the end of the organized, well-oiled machine they had been operating and how the decline in the operations of their warehousing management marked the effective end of the store's thriving business.

See their original post and the reactions below. Next, see this worker who discovered the new hire was making more money than them and quit on the spot.

Sunday, July 16, 2023

‘Take the promotion or you’re fired': Carpenter gets even with boss who gives him an ultimatum, taking $45,000 worth of tools


Management often cut the branch they're sitting on, find themselves on the floor, and then have the audacity to complain about it. In this case, OP was working for a whopping 20 years as a lead carpenter for a construction company. They hired a new president and brought in a coaching company along with him. The coaching company in question was attempting to get profits up from 50 to 750 million a year. Thus began their detective work, starting with who earned how much at the company. OP was making 65k a year (before the bonus) at the time.

OP got called into the office for a meeting with HR, the president, and 'the coach'. The president told OP that their pay rate fit a different role, a superintendent. Then he told OP that he either changed his role to be a superintendent, or he was fired. OP glared at the president but asked him to give him the weekend to think over it, to which the president hesitantly agreed.

That weekend, OP hatched a clever plan for petty revenge… scroll down to read about it. For more, here is a company that crumbled after refusing to give an employee an 8% raise.

'He messed up pretty much every order he got': Wing shop worker baffles coworkers with inability to learn simple tasks


Everyone has that one coworker who can't do anything right. Messing things up because they're new is one thing. But then there are people like this guy Andy, whose coworkers are sick and tired of him messing up food orders over and over again. 

This dude doesn't seem to grasp even the most basic of restaurant rules, such as "don't eat raw chicken, even if it's only a little bit raw," and "always wash your hands before preparing food." These are things one should know even if they're not working in a professional kitchen. 

The turnover at some restaurants is so high that their standards are really low. You wind up with incompetent people working there all the time — until they eventually get fired, that is. 

Read this person's hilarious story of their most clueless coworker. Then, check out some regular folks who tried their hand at baking, and made some creative mistakes. 

Update: 'I did all this work just for it to end up like this?': Guy files for divorce after ex-wife confesses she stalked him for years before they met


Imagine learning that the story of how you met your partner was far from the truth. This dude had been telling his friends and family that he met his then wife seven years ago and knew her as the best friend of his little brother. Little did he know, however, that his wife knew exactly who her husband was when they first met. In fact, she knew who he was over two whole years prior to that "fateful" moment. Perhaps fateful is the wrong word, as it was a highly orchestrated and calculated meet cute. 

 

It turns out she had been stalking this guy during that entire time and had befriended her future husband's little brother with the sole intention of getting more information on him and eventually getting close to him. In this series of updates, which were shared to Reddit's r/BestofRedditorUpdates subreddit, you can track her logic as the truth weighs on her. After her initial post, she got enough feedback telling her to come clean that she decided to finally do so. Her first update unpacked her husband's shocked reaction and his subsequent decision to get some space from her. He decided to stay at a hotel and explained that at the moment, he had no intention to divorce. However, by the time she came back to Reddit with her second update, his entire tune changed.

 

Keep scrolling below for the full play-by-play, her unhinged final update, and the best reactions from folks in the comments section. When you're finished, check out this post about another divorcée who wanted her money back from her wedding photographer after her marriage fell apart.