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Just when you think your vacation is safe, the host shows up and tosses your guardian angel to the side, on a mission to screw things up.

This employer forced "several employees" to sign effective vows of silence (performance improvement plan) at their workplace and photos of the contract have sparked discussion online.

This small business owner gave their newly-promoted manager a choice of a demotion or termination after the manager failed to report for a shift that they were supposed to be running. The manager's failure to notify of their absence and subsequent lack of communication meant that the business was not opened on time and remained closed until after the owner was notified three hours later.
This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A**hole) subreddit by Reddit user and business owner, u/Absolut_Failure. They posted their story to the popular subreddit in order to see whether or not they were in the wrong for setting this ultimatum for their newly-promoted manager after they failed to show up for a shift.
You gotta hand it to the employer here, there are quite a few green flags. They address the fact that they feel that they are the "AH" (a**hole) in this situation and make multiple comments that speak to the trust and goodwill they have for their employee.
I completely disagree that they are in the wrong here, the employee has made a massive mistake that has and should shake the trust of their employer. It seems that, based on the whole "spoon" thing (which is explained in the comments), there might be some kind of mental health issues at play here. Seeing as this is their first offense I think firing is a bit harsh, but absolutely the owner should feel like their trust has been shaken and there should be some penalties involved.
What's your call?
Keep reading to see the screenshots, for more workplace drama check out this lunch-stealing coworker who self-reported themselves to HR over some hot sauce deception.

A tech CEO reported firing two engineers who were caught working a second full-time job in this LinkedIn post that went viral.

I've 'bout had enough of your horsin' around. It's rootin' tootin' yee-haw memes time, dangoneit! And I'll be a son of a donkey if I ain't gonna take the time to enjoy 'em. That's right, I've wrangled up some high quality memes—even better than the organic corn sold down the road a ways. These cowboy/cowgirl memes will get ya hootin' and hollerin'. It's not easy lassoing these critters up for you every week, but y'all deserve it, so I put in the work. Though, it's nothing compared to the back-breaking work done by ranchers, farmers, and all yee blue-collar folk from dusk 'till dawn. You deserve these yee-haw memes the most. There's nothin' more wild wild west than the Internet these days, so the yee-haw memes keep flowin, and I make sure to bring 'em to town for all of y'all. So take a break from working the land, and let yourself howl to these funny yee-haw memes!

We all have a love-hate relationship with our therapists and for those of you who are not in therapy (yet), you really should consider doing it, at the very least for the drama of it all. Whether we like it or not, it's an undisputed reality these days that people take their emotional baggage from therapy a bit too far, often airing out their dirty laundry on social media or over-expressing their love for their therapist. For instance, we all have that person in our friend group who mentions what their therapist thinks, says, or would say every five seconds. There's also that person in your friend group who talks too much about wishing their therapist would just live with them. Um…yikes! Talk about unhealthy. Regardless, these were the funniest tweets this week from the oversharing, therapy-obsessed type. For more funny memes and tweets, check out these top trending jokes for people in a career crisis.

His friends would never believe this without video proof

This teacher tried to enforce their late policy and docked a student's grade for two consecutive essays, but there's an added layer here. The student has ADHD and the school has limited accommodations. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/phootfreek.
Despite trying to reach out to the student on several occasions, their work continued to come in weeks after the deadline. By the time first quarter grades came in, the student was upset by their C- grade, despite the fact that the grade itself was actually generously rounded up.
This one's a tough call, as evidenced by the split reactions in the comments section. On the one hand, this teacher is clearly going above and beyond for a student who is having trouble meeting her halfway. On the other, students with learning differences are rarely supported in class. There are valuable lessons in communication and time management here that could prepare the student for college and beyond, but also the punitive treatment and low grades could hurt this student's future in a serious way.
Keep scrolling below for the full discussion! For more, check out this post about an entitled student who reported their professor for having reasonable boundaries.

There are a lot of similarities between a roommate and a domestic worker. For one, both live in your house—which is probably the most obvious. Both are also responsible (partly or wholly) for doing chores and keeping the place neat and tidy. (They probably also spend more time than they want to cleaning up after your lazy buns.) They restock common items, may help care for your pets and may provide you with a source of companionship. But, for as many similarities as they might share there are some very important differences to be had: You pay a domestic worker to help you with your obligations a roommate pays you for use of your home. A roommate does not pay YOU to help you with your household obligations.
For some reason, those seeking to rent rooms seem to really struggle with some of the distinctions between the two. There's an embarrassing number of advertisements for roommates that seem to be confused about what it is they are searching for. This roommate seeker seems to be desperately searching for someone to fill the bizarre combined role of nanny/roommate/girlfriend. I agree with the commenters that this could definitely be some sort of "Hail Mary" type of play in order to find a unicorn for their relationship…
Yeah, it's a strange one… Keep reading for the screenshots.
For more weird roommate stories… Check out this roommate who wanted to kick her roommate out so that her father could sleep in her roommate's bed.

This is just the marriage/grifter plot of Scorsese's Casino, right? Tell me this isn't some adaptive creative writing piece that has just repacked the movie into a Reddit thread. The fact that the author even references Lester Diamond and Sam Rothstein, two of the characters from the film, makes this scenario ever more likely.
The story was shared to Reddit's r/ProRevenge subreddit by Reddit user u/OfPearlsandSwine, who shared their story to the popular sub in a thread titled "Topsy Turvy." The thread, which earned nearly 3k upvotes, makes for an entertaining read but drew a lot of criticism from suspicious commenters.
"I'm a lawyer, but probably not in the jurisdiction OP is. This sounds a bit skew-iff (a legal term) to me," responded user soppinglovenest, commenting on the dubious nature of some of the story elements.
"I've never heard about a debt being shared in a divorce before; that's a real neat bit of revenge there," said user ProjectNature-Kurisu, who pointed out a key (potential) flaw in a key part of the story.
Keep reading to see screenshots of the story and the reactions below. Have you ever heard of debt being split during divorce like this? Let us know in the comments!
For more Pro Revenge… Check out this engineer who took down their sexist coworker by exposing them for who they were.

There's nothing like an all-out brawl with a Karen at the movie theater to make the moviegoing experience all the more memorable. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/EntitledPeople subreddit by u/NoStateGreenery, who shared an anecdote about an upper-class Karen, her balding boyfriend, and an impulsive choice to dump a water bottle on them to defend his mother.
The Redditor's mother was trying to avoid the large crowd exiting the theater at the end of the film because she has a bad knee. When she came across Karen and her beau, they wouldn't let her pass because they wanted to watch the credits. They harassed the original poster's mom to the point that she was crying, and that's when her son stepped in to defend her. Did he have to dump the contents of his water bottle on them? No. Is it a satisfying reading experience to hear about that choice and the subsequent fight that followed? Yes! Yes! A thousand times, Yes!
Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more Karen content, check out this post about a Karen who assumed a college student was the manager of a restaurant.

Kids say the darnedest things, don't they? That complete lack of filter can simultaneously be the most hilarious, embarrassing, and cutting thing on this planet. There's nothing worse than being on the receiving end of an incredibly perspective comment from a child. There's something about the truth that a child perceives that leaves you utterly defenseless and without any recourse or response. After all, it's not as if you can respond with an insult back… Then you'd just be the adult that was bullying a child, this is the type of behavior that is only allowed from specific groups—like uncles or that grizzled science/woodshop teacher that we all seemingly had.
Well, it turns out that a child's truth can also be incredibly successful at disarming the entitlement of a Karen—as shown in this story. This wild Karen was no match for this kid's jarringly embarrassing, yet super-effective, comment. We can only hope that his mother never hears about the fact that he shared her secret with the entire pool… If I were her, you'd never see me there again.
Keep on scrolling with your eyes and fingers for the screenshots and comments below.
If you can't get enough of Karens… Check out these Karens who unleashed their stupid wrath upon the world.

How is it that you feel at your most genius when you're in the shower? As you scrub your body, wash your hair with that luscious, fruity shampoo (you were promised by an advertisement that would cure your dandruff), and sing a few songs that you wouldn't be seen listening to in public (AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES) - those are the moments when your brain is flooded with a lot of intriguing and also useless, information. 'Did the chicken come first or the egg? If the tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? How many times have I ended up in the backgrounds of other people's photos? Does my best friend's cousin think I'm hot? According to evolution, did sharks exist before trees? WHAT EVEN IS LIFE AND WHY AM I HERE?' to name a few. While scrolling through Reddit, as we often do, we stumbled onto the subreddit 'Showerthoughts' and discovered we are not alone in our existential crisis, and we bring to you some of the best shower thoughts we've encountered this week on Reddit. Enjoy!

Let's just say that this guy had it coming! This thread was posted to Reddit's r/EntitledPeople subreddit by u/Dramatic-Move8793, who shared a ~dramatic~ story involving her ex-husband who she recently left after he cheated on her (along with crazy other stories she reveals in the comments section). Four months after she left him, the Redditor paid off their phone bill and her ex refused to pay her the full amount that he owed her. After a ridiculous joint conference call with customer service went awry, she got her much-needed revenge.
Sure. In many instances, divorce is ugly and revenge is unnecessary for an already difficult process. However, given what we now know about this guy, this woman was entitled to some sweet sweet revenge. Let's just hope he doesn't enact revenge of his own after this. As we all know, these kinds of stories function like a vicious cycle. Keep scrolling below for the full story in her words. For more content like this, take a look at this revenge post about a strange roommate who eats dog food.

Maintaining a work-life balance can feel nearly impossible sometimes. Or really, the difficult thing is somehow balancing work, social life, and sleep. One has to imply got to give. Maybe take a second a think about which one you have been utterly neglecting. perhaps you owe yourself, or your friends an apology. We're assuming of course that you're not neglecting work because, well, we all need money. Neglecting work tends to not go well in the wrong one if you're hoping to be able to pay your bills. if that's not the case for you, then yeah, maybe you wouldn't care so much about answering those f*cking emails ad making sure to go above and beyond at every meeting.
So whether you love your job, hate it, love your coworkers, prefer to never speak to them again, or just love memes about the things you hate, you'll probably enjoy these work memes.

From the looks of it, people are just getting bolder and bolder on Tinder. These pickup lines were compiled from Reddit's r/Tinder subreddit and involve both intentionally and unintentionally hilarious moments on the dating app, otherwise known as a hub for hopeless desperation. Some of these messages worked, and others at the very least made for great stories. Keep scrolling below for these ridiculous pickup lines, and for more Tinder-related content, check out these top trending dating app fails.

Mrs. Spike sounds like a real-life Roald Dahl villain...
This thread was posted to Reddit's r/EntitledPeople subreddit by u/sillywritingcat, who shared a long saga involving the numerous times her PE teacher growing up physically and emotionally bullied her and her siblings. It's actually wild that this woman thought she could get away with all this nonsense, but the system seemed to keep letting her get by despite tons of evidence of wrongdoing. This story is almost too good to be true, yet the details are so specific that it has to be. From the time Mrs. Spike made the original poster play kickball despite a grueling concussion to the time she made her run three miles with a twisted ankle, the stories just get worse and worse and worse. Finally, she got what she deserved but we'll let you read the details about how the original poster's family pulled it off. Keep scrolling below for the full story!
For more Karen content, check out this post about another Karen making a scene at a McDonald's.

Why would you argue against your own working freedoms? Pre-pandemic flexible arrangements were hard enough to come by, and post-pandemic corporate life is already quickly forgetting them—we see more and more posts every day about the evaporation of remote work.
This workplace is a perfect example of the recently-trending term "Crab Mentality"—which basically boils down to "If I can't have it neither can you." The term originates from the (alleged) behavior of crabs who, when trapped in a bucket, will drag those closest to escaping back down to the bottom rather than let them escape alone. It's the type of race to the bottom that you often see in hostile and otherwise toxic working environments, where everyone is in it for themselves, and no one wants to let someone else achieve success or "have it better".
This is also similar to "tall poppy syndrome" which Wikipedia describes as "a cultural phenomenon in which people hold back, criticize or sabotage those who have or are believed to have achieved notable success." Basically instead of dragging someone back down before they can achieve success cultures where this persists have a habit of dragging someone back down once they are perceived to have achieved success. The end result, however, is the same—everyone is a loser.
The people in the workplace displayed exemplary "crab mentality" when they tipped the domino that started a chain reaction of events that would make the workplace less fun and less liveable for everyone. That's what makes these terrible coworkers so infuriating.
Keep reading to see the screenshots below. For more terrible coworkers check out this a-hole who told his coworker that she only got promoted because of her assets.

When I opened this thread, I found myself first wondering, what kind of mother would allow her child to spend their savings on her friends? That quickly gave way to wondering why a 4-year-old has this much money in the first place—enough that they could afford multiple meals and gifts (at an amusement park nonetheless—not cheap). After pondering over these things, I finally came to terms with the fact that there are some very different tax brackets at play here than I was initially picturing.
Well… at least he hasn't been saving for very long! There's still plenty of time for him to recoup from this devastating financial loss. After all, he probably won't remember it—and if he does it will be as his earliest trauma. If his allowance (which appears to be larger than my paycheck) doesn't cut it, then the trust fund should certainly help out. There's a lot going on and a lot to unpack with this one.
Why does this 4-year-old have such an extraordinarily large allowance? It's not as if a 4-year-old can actually rationalize saving for a future. Are whatever parts of the brain involved in future planning even developed at four years old? Why on god's green earth has this mother allowed this infantile good samaritan to spend his entire savings on her adult friends? I can't help but picture some sort of "Mr. Moneybags" type scenario where all the adults are gathered around laughing and making light of the fact that this child actually wants to spend their money so that other people can eat. What a concept.
This whole situation is incredibly confusing, and it sounds like there are some conflicts happening between the parents behind the scene, but I'd say the commenters (and Reddit hivemind) have it right with this one.

No matter how nice they are, do not trust HR...
This employee learned that the hard way. Even if the company seems like the most welcoming, open, honest company in the world, it's still a company and HR still serves a purpose. That purpose is not to serve you, but to serve the company. This thread was posted on Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit by u/Fake-mustache, who shared an anecdote about a fresh-out-of-school worker who was already struggling but who they were hoping would improve and perform better with time. The employee was put on a PIP for the last quarter and later went out for drinks with "Clive" from HR, eventually telling Clive that they had a job interview elsewhere recently. Clive quickly took this information to the CEO, and the rest of the story unfolds as you would imagine. Keep scrolling below for the original post!
We've seen plenty of instances of shady work practices, horrible bosses, and unsupportive HR employees. For more content like this, take a look at this story about an HR Karen who rewrote the company dress code.

Reporting someone to HR for some overly-hot sauce is a hot take when you've been remorselessly pilfering their lunch.
You can't help but wonder how these lunch thieves manage to live their lives so perilously perched on the edge of vagueness. What do they do if they're not the biggest fan of the coworker-crowdsourced menu for that day? Ethical and moral arguments aside, I don't think I could handle the uncertainty; I need much more stability and consistency in my life than that to make it through a work week.
You won't ever catch someone with a food allergy swiping mysterious unknown food—unless they already have a death wish. Can you imagine someone with a nut and crustacean allergy accidentally biting into Bubba's peanut-roasted prawn sandwich? That's a one-way trip to the ER you're not coming back from.
Keep reading to see the screenshots of the original thread as it was posted by user u/Ok_Mathematician887 to Reddit's r/AmItheA**hole subreddit.
For more terrible coworkers, check out these coworkers who are expert practitioners of the art of "crab mentality."

Were people born without manners, or is some of their stupidity due to a series of unfortunate events (Lemony Snicket, what up?) that took place long after and ended up creating entitled little monsters that for lack of a better word, suck? How do their brains work? What pills are they on? Whether it's a company or simply another shitty human on this godforsaken planet, there always seems to be some kind of inconvenience that frankly, could be easily avoided. Maybe some people are out there to get you. These pics that we found on the infamous subreddit 'mildlyinteresting' (Reddit, we hate to love you) make us want to rip out more than a few hairs. Sure, some pics are true to the name - mildly infuriating indeed - and some are just downright maddening. Perhaps NASA will find us another planet to live on, and if so, we hope that none of these types of people will join us there. Call us dictators, but they are not welcome on our watch! Scroll down for a bitterly annoying ride.

Raise your hand if you're stuck at work with no idea what to do about your so-called 'career!' You want financial stability and comfort, but you also want a corporate environment that supports the ways in which you like to work or one that just allows you to do basically nothing while collecting a significant paycheck. Ok, we know the latter idea is far-fetched, but we can dream, can't we?
If you self-identify as one of these folks stuck in a career crisis, just know that this feeling probably is unlikely to go away any time soon. And that's definitely not your fault. You didn't make the world. Fortunately, these jokes compiled from @humorous_resources and @corporate_millennial_memes are proof that, well, a lot of other people feel this way. Keep scrolling below to check them out! For more funny memes and tweets, take a look at these funny Halloween costume fails.

Sure, teenagers will be teenagers, but all actions have consequences! This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/dionysus901, who detailed how her sisters' recent visit went awry. Essentially, they spied on her husband and followed him to a client dinner. The dinner went haywire when he saw the sisters attempting to take pictures. The original poster, who refused to hear the girls out, sent them home immediately, and now it seems there's permanent family drama.
Naturally, the ruthless members of the AITA community on Reddit were quick to suspect that the teenagers had good reason to snoop around and that the husband could very well be cheating. The reality is we simply don't know enough of the facts. That could be because the original poster is deliberately withholding information, or it could be because the teenagers truly have no evidence that there is any foul play here. In that case, this woman is totally justified in sending these drama-hungry girls home. As we said, actions have consequences!
For more family drama, take a look at this story about a woman who punished her nightmare nephew by spraying water at him, and keep going below for this full post.

How are we supposed to work in our PJs with this Karen manager eyeballing us the whole time?

Home remodeling is hard. It's physical, it's expensive, and it's tedious. Not only that, but home remodeling and handiwork is just downright HARD. That's why most people hire professionals to get the job done for them. At least, most regular people really should be hiring people who are professionals and know what they're doing.
That's not always the case though.
In fact, a disturbingly high number of people, usually people who can't afford expensive labor, attempt to try to do things on their own because… How hard could it be right? And boy, do those people learn the hard way and sometimes pay the price.
Aesthetically, an amateur remodel is pretty obvious. Lines aren't perfect, top coats are weird, placement is odd, and sometimes it just feels off. But what about the really, truly terrible self-remodels? The ones that nobody talks about because they're so cringey and painful to look at? Well, here are a few of the most terrible, eye-twitching home remodels done by amateurs.
Let this be a solemn warning to any DIYers out there

No one's going to fault you for being a little on edge on your wedding day… but nothing is an excuse to be rude to wait staff; this bride's apparent insecurities led her to act in a way that jumps clear over the line of acceptable behavior.
This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A**hole) subreddit by the bride, Reddit user u/Present-Ad-3934, who shared her story to the popular sub in order to see whether or not she was in the wrong for how she reacted towards the server at her wedding. In no uncertain terms, the readers declared that the bride was a colossal a**hole in this situation for her cruel actions towards the waitstaff and general attitude, including for demanding such a strict dress code.
"YTA but don't worry. I'm sure the catering team will get it right at your next wedding," quipped JeepersCreepers74 in regard to the bride's husband's disapproval of her behavior.
"Bold of you to assume they'll serve her again," responded Liraeyn.
"You ruined your own night by being jealous/judgemental of someone who likely had zero intention of drawing any attention to herself." Another user, u/Sushistereo responded.
Keep reading to see the screenshots. For more bridezilla action, check out this bridezilla who accused her SIL of upstaging her just for showing up.

What this family needs is therapy. And a lot of it at that! This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/Lost-Passage9681, who opened up about a recent fight with his wife over their son's social media post. It all started with a request: the 14-year-old son wanted to go on tour with his stay-at-home dad's musician friend during his fall break. The dad thought it over and ran it by his wife, who initially said yes but claims to think the whole thing was a joke. That's why when their son was all packed up and ready to leave, the mom almost stopped the trip from happening.
After the trip, the son posted a compilation of photos from the tour on social media and included in his caption disparaging comments about his absent mother and how she nearly kept the trip from happening. This post unearthed a ton of resentment and drama between all three family members. Based on the Redditors in the comments section below, there are a ton of different takes on this scenario. Our take is that everyone here needs to learn a lesson or two, from the spoiled son to the distant mom to the "good cop" dad. In short, I would not want to be a part of this family.
For more family drama, check out this post about a bridezilla and her sister, and keep scrolling below for the full story!

This aunt chose to back out of a family vacation after her parents and brother revealed their plans to make her into a babysitter for nieces, forcing her to share a room with the two toddlers.

We really ought to not generalize when it comes to dating apps. Yes, there are going to be inevitably a bunch of weirdos. But they're also a bunch of normal people on these apps as well. But if you made a list of all the normal people you can find on dating apps, that doesn't sound very entertaining, now does it? I don't know, maybe we should give it a shot though. I guess it just feels like that would be kind of like free advertising for genuine people looking for love on these dating apps. Instead, we choose to find the funniest dating app fails to share with you all because those are much more entertaining in our humble opinion. And, if you struggle to make the quote-on-quote "perfect profile", these profiles should make you feel slightly better about wherever your profile lands in the spectrum.
So, whether you love dating apps, hate them, or would prefer never to have to think about it, you'll probably enjoy these dating app fail memes.