TikTok Influencer Steph Matto Who Made $200k Selling Her Farts In a Jar Is Hospitalized Due to Her Fart-Inducing Diet

Too much farting apparently equals heart attack symptoms… 

Woman Suffers Massive Brain Freeze During Interview and Locks Arms With the CEO of the Company Like They're BFFs

This is one of those moments that will keep you awake at night for the rest of your life. We have all suffered catastrophic brain meltdowns like this so it's definitely something we can all relate to.

Imagine what u/TipsyTraveler was thinking when the CEO of the company, who was interviewing her, approached her with his elbow extended outwards. Her brain tried to make a quick calculation and came up with the completely wrong result. 

Well, at least she managed to get the job! Maybe this is actually a pro-tip for being memorable in an interview.

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At least she faired better than the guy who was 10 minutes early for an interview and then was told that he was late!

NFT Hype Bro Tries Paying Artist With Their Own Work, Gets Denied

Like any other new money-making opportunity, the world of Non-Fungible Tokens is filled with morons and scammers. For inspiration, just look at all the completely worthless digital coin options you can sink your money into and never get back. This opportunist took an extra step into the world of imaginary money by trying to convince an artist to give them their work, waving a magic wand over it, and then "giving" some of them back. Pretty neat stuff, dude. Very future. For another deluded idiot who was high on their own aura, here's the writer who wanted their book edited for free because they thought it would be the next Twilight.

Man Invites Friend's Family For Holidays, Turns Them Away When They Arrive With Two Dogs

Hi friends! It's been a long holiday season and we are starting to whine down from all the festivities. There has unfortunately been no shortage of holiday pet drama this year, like every other year before. We encourage everone to do some thinking for future reference- think about how you can best prepare for your pets' wellbeing next holiday season and the next time you travel. It's certainly preferable to avoid any awkward conversations, such like the one OP had with his friend after an tense reunion involving Christmas, travel, and dogs. 

We are all for taking your pets along on trips and holiday vacations, but at least ask the host first if this is something that he or she can be ammenable to. Bringing two dogs along to a friend's place, and a frined who does not have pets at that, without asking first is not okay. And we totally respect OP's decision to turn his friends away because of this. 

Glaring Red Flags That Made People Dip Out Of Relationships

Relationships are all about give and take. And that doesn't mean "I give them all my passwords and they take all my money." These people had some pretty straightforward signs that the person they were seeing was untrustworthy, dangerous or straight up goofy, and made the right choice to run. There are better options than being miserable. For some more wild behavior, here are reasons people didn't go on a second date.

Mental Health Memes For A Necessary Serotonin Boost

Does it ever feel like you're just hanging on by a string? Do you feel like the smallest inconvenience could just send you over the edge? Or perhaps you're so used to a lack of serotonin that nothing really matters? The holidays are over, our social batteries are at 0%, and our serotonin levels have been absolutely obliterated. So naturally, we decided to put together a lil something for all the sad bois and gals out there that might be able to relate. This dump of mental health memes provides a necessary serotonin boost for those whose said serotonin levels have been depleted by the recent holiday season and life in general. Hang in there, y'all.

Girl Installs Hidden Cameras in Flat to Catch Food Thief, Nuclear Meltdown Ensues When She Catches Them in the Act

This is a ruthless but effective strategy. 

It seems like a lot of people seem to think that this is an "ESH" (Everybody Sucks Here) and I agree that this would be the case IF her roommate hadn't told her to prove that she was the thief.

At that point, all bets are off and I think the cameras are absolutely justified. Had she put the cameras up before that interaction with Kate then I would say that ESH. Since she didn't do it until afterward I would say that the OP is NTA (Not the A-Hole) in this situation.

What's your read on this?

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Afterward, check out this pro revenge that a guy got when his neighbor set up shady surveillance cameras.

30 Terrible and Truly Tickling Tweets That Take You on a Trip

This collection of somewhat terrible, somewhat cringe, but always funny Tweets and jokes will take you on a fantastical journey to a far away land. A land where nothing makes sense and everything is tantalizing. So take a trip and enjoy the ride.

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If this is your cup of tea check out these sassy memes that roasted clueless Karens.

Neighbor Won't Control Their Dogs' Barking, This Guy Has Had Enough and Extracts Petty Revenge

We all know how this story goes. 

All of us, at some point, have suffered the extended drawn-out misery that comes in the form of a disrespectfully loud neighbor. There's nothing worse than trying to enjoy a pleasant summer evening like u/SevenGabe was trying to, only to have it spoiled by constant excessive noise. Multiply that my every evening of the summer or every night of the year and you have manifested torture.

It's best to let the authorities deal with the plague that is 'noise bandits' but, when all else fails, sometimes you just have to get even.

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For more terrible neighbors... Check out these neighbors that engaged in a ferocious parking war.  

Big Ol' Coconut Crab Has Run-In With Australian Golfers, Snips Club

For anyone who hasn't seen a coconut crab before, they're a bit of a sideways-walking nightmare. They like to walk on land and eat coconuts, which basically means they can find you anywhere and pinch super hard. These golfers met a particularly stubborn coconut crab who seemed really interested in a set of clubs, and they found out just how hard it can pinch.

Truck Rolls Down Boat Launch Into Lake During News Broadcast

It's one thing to accidentally let your car roll into a lake. It's a whole other thing to immortalize your own incompetence in front of thousands of people due to a chance encounter with a live camera feed. Also, god damn do trucks sink fast or what?

Boss Asks Employee To Change Pants, Claims His 'Bulge' Is Too Revealing

We are no strangers to world of business casual, we are professional business casual-ers. Oh yeah, we are well versed in the language of workplace acceptability. We keep it (pro)fresh and cool. Though, not everyone has the same definition of what is appropriate for the workplace. A piece of clothing that is offensive to one person can be totally mundane to another person. Like many others, OP has found himself caught in a attire related debacle with his boss, who claims that his 'bulge' is too pronounced. We wonder why the boss lady is wasting time staring at her employee's crotch and telling him that his pants (full coverage, long pants) are 'too revealing.' Good bosses are few and far between, and this one missed the mark. 

Therapist's Unconventional Answer Is Meaningful Motivation Advice

One common problem people often run into is a freezing kind of fear or complete lack of motivation when it comes to completing everyday tasks. It's easy to be discouraged when looking for a perfect solution, but being able to break those thinking habits can be crucial to doing the things you need to get done in your life. Here's a man's meaningful vulnerable thread about mental health.

Job Tries To Call Guy In For Shift After 10 Years Of Not Working There

Many of us have had nightmares where we find ourselves working back at our older, worse jobs. It's not exactly fun to see those bad jobs clawing back from the past to interrupt our new reality. And as it turns out, this isn't even an uncommon thing to have happen. For some serious quitting catharsis, here's an employee who resigned and had his boss pleading for them to come back while losing fistfuls of money.

Things People All Basically Agree Are Jerk Moves

Everyone has slightly different rules when it comes to everyday living. But in all of our spheres of understanding, they tend to converge in one great Venn diagram over particular unacceptable behaviors. Things like "yelling at retail workers for circumstances they can't control" and "parking sideways over two disabled spots." It's not all that hard to not be hated, but evidently people still have trouble with it. Anyway, do this stuff if you want to increase the amount of inconvenience, chaos and misery in the lives of people who have to deal with you.

Antiques Roadshow Memes To Appraise At A High Price

We like Antiques Roadshow as much as we like weird insane crap, and these Antiques Roadshow re-captions make perfect sense to us. Keaton Patti let some true magic fly out of his noggin and did the world a favor by giving us these alternate antiques. Also we regret to learn that it looks like we've used our space machine wrong.

Delectable Video Game Memes For The Gamers Amongst Us

If you are a responsible adult, like us, you probably have a lot on your plate. Between all the different and important aspects of life, it can be hard to find time for what really matters. And what really matters? Well, who has been there for you every time you went through a rough patch as a kid? Who did you stay up all night with on countless occasions throughout high school and college? That's right, it's just you and your gaming console through thick and thin. Let's enjoy this silly series of delectable video game memes for all of the gamers amongst us to relate to. 

Survival Myths That Are Wrong And Potentially Fatal

There is a whole lot of bad advice out there. And not just financial or relationship advice. Literal survival advice. And that's the most basic thing. So here is some clarification to dispel some of the more popular survival myths that people like to propagate. And to increase your odds even more, here are some basic survival rules everyone should know.

Cheapskate Tries to Renegotiate Price of Goods on Pickup, Ends Up Paying More

Just, don't try to renegotiate the price of a used good sale on pickup. It has to be the most infuriating thing. 

I'm a big cyclist and generally have more parts lying around than I know what to do with. Back when I was working at a bike shop I had some tires for sale on Facebook marketplace. I put them up at a great price and got tons of messages. The same as OP I just went with the first message because first come first serve.

The guy comes to collect the tires, recognizes me from the shop, and immediately starts trying to renegotiate the price "since I got them at a discount". He ended up going home without tires and the second person who messaged got a good deal.  

Props to u/snsgrg for not putting up with this guy's BS and getting more money out of him in the end.

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For more revenge, check out this guy who nuked his entire catalog of work years after being fired from his job.

Twitter Baffled By Trix Cereal Ant Necromancy Phenomenon, Expert Show Up With Possible Explanations

Octopus/Caveman and his 5-year-old son had a real surprise when his son put some Trix cereal into his ant farm.

For some reason the presence of the cereal mysteriously caused the ants to start bringing out the corpses of their dead to stack on top of the Trix. Their absurd behavior has been puzzling Octopus/Caveman, his son, and the rest of Twitter. Some of the speculations are wild but there are some pretty solid and interesting explanations too.

For more Twitter extravagant nonsense check out this author who put a Michelin Star restaurant on blast and called it the "Most singularly awful meal of (her) life."

 

Nurse Forced to Call Police on Fiancé After He Steals Her Car Before Her Shift

This nurse, u/ThrowraCase35456, is probably better off with this guy being her ex-fiancé. He sounds like a belittling piece of human garbage. Especially considering the fact that he was told not to take her car and then still did it anyway just so he could go have drinks with the boys.

Based on u/ThrowraCase35456's comments that they posted further down the thread, it sounds like this guy has no respect for her or what she does. He treats her job as if it is an inconvenience to him and their relationship. 

Time to walk away from this one.

Twitter Thread: Birds Named By People That Have Beef With Birds

Seriously, if you ever think you're having a tough morning/afternoon/evening, maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to find some temporary solace in knowing that there's literally a species of bird out there in this wild world that's been named the Go-Away Bird. We're ready for more of these. 

Mad Lads Who Brought The Banter And Shenanigans

While the rest of us toil and fret over the humdrum of daily life, there are mad lads out there who don't give a dang. They'll do or say anything it takes to achieve their bold desires or just mess with people. They act on pure instinct, sometimes to the point of deceit. But at the end of the day, there are no bones about it. These mad lads played the game their way.

The Weirdest Facts People Know

What does it take to feel less dumb? It's something we all struggle with a lot. The short answer is "knowing things." But what things should we know? Upsetting facts that won't help anyone's mood? Maybe some totally useless facts? Maybe it's better to focus on the bright side and know some wholesome facts that are nice for a change. Whatever path we choose, there's always something interesting to know.

Rude Customer Has Fraudulent Reservations For Fake Floor, Gets Taken To Roof

It wasn't this customer's fault for getting duped into being sold a nonexistent hotel room. They didn't have much control over that. That said, she could have gotten less combative with the only person trying to help her. In the end, she had to accept the reality of her situation. For some more drama from the world of hotel management, here's a hotel guest who refused to be reasonable and got kicked out.

Tumblr Post About the Problems With Harry Potter Evokes Discussion Regarding Issues With the Series

Take off the rose-tinted glasses for a moment and take a look at Harry Potter with a critical eye. 

The famed author of the Harry Potter series, Joanne Rowling, has been under fire for several years now for her repeated expression of her controversial views. 

As time passes and these views garner more attention it prompts more and more "Potter Heads" to look back on the series with a critical eye. We've seen more and more discussion around the things that aren't so good about the series that might have gone over our heads when we were kids. Among other things that were socially passable in 1997-2007 that you certainly wouldn't get away with now. 

This Tumblr post by a Harry Potter fan revealed what it's like to have the crushing realization and prompted some discussion around the topic when it was subsequently posted to Reddit. 

For more issues with the Harry Potter fandom in 2022, check out these Millennial parents who were forcing the fandom on their kids. 

Dumb and Clever Moments That Are Technically Right

In our quest to be right about everything, sometimes it's worth it to pull over and smell the roses of "technically accuracy." Sure, these moments, jokes and memes might not be factually correct, but they're close enough to get credit. When it's hard to be right, one might as well go for technical accuracy that isn't exactly wrong.

Cringe Moments That Haunt People To This Day

We've all had our low points. Those moments when judgment was terribly out of reach, and decisions were made, cringeworthy decisions, that go on to haunt us when we're just trying to catch a restful night's sleep. It's terrible how that happens. Maybe these people's moments of notable cringe will make you feel better about your own moments of profound cringe. 

Guy Tests Out the "Olive Theory" on Tinder and Gets Unexpected Results

This girl is not afraid to lay it all out there. When asked about "The Olive Theory" by this guy on Tinder, she was quick to even ask her boyfriend, who she was cheating on, about the theory.

Well, at least she is a go-getter. Probably best to still swipe left on this one.

For more Tinder debauchery, check out these shameless Tinder moments.

Guy Shows Up to Interview 10 Minutes Early, Gets Told He's Not Being Interviewed "Because He Was Late", Reports Them to Corporate

What hope does your company possibly have when this idiot is running the interviews? Imagine trying to tell someone that they were late to an interview when you were the one who was late to an interview. The classic switcheroo! 

Hopefully, this job seeker manages to find a better job elsewhere. It would be icing on the cake if they see the interviewer interviewing at their next interview!

This manager probably went to the same training school as the manager who fired the guy for taking a sip of his $0.99 can of tea while he was waiting to pay for it.