Guy Goes Absolute Beast Mode On Dance Evolution

If we all were committed towards putting this much passion and energy into our everyday life tasks the world would clearly be a perfect place. This guy is inspiring. 

Musician Puts Spin On Basic Training Cadence, Creates Absolute Hit

So basically this needs to find it's way to a place like Spotify as soon as possible. This dude absolutely crushed it. 

Pro-DVD Anti-Piracy Ad Is Weirdly Lame

First off, it makes us feel old that we haven't bought a DVD in probably over 5 years. Second off, there are a lot of ways to tell people that paying for media is better than stealing it, like "if you want people to keep making good movies, buy them." But no, they went for the overly vague "DVDs are much more fun and cool." All this succeeded in doing was let a lot more people know that they could illegally download movies online.

Man Provides Brother And Girlfriend Temporary Housing, They Complain About Terms

There are certain things in this crazy life that are well worth pitching a fit over. When it comes to mowing a dang lawn when you're being provided a place to stay while in limbo in terms of housing? Yeah, best to just express gratitude and enjoy the setup. It sounds like that whole philosophy was pretty much lost on this couple though. You can imagine where things went in the comments section when the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community weighed in. 

Good Samaritan Saves Potential MLM Recruit Before It's Too Late

We aren't exactly the people who understand the specifics of nail wraps, and we can't tell you anything about where to get them. But we are people who are obsessed with scams, convinced that the world is conspiring against us, and waiting around to see what happens whendeluded multi-level marketing people throw their savings into companies that are trying to harvest their very souls. That's why it's a startlingly refreshing thing to see someone saved from a life of alienating their friends and hocking crap at a loss to themselves.

Unfortunate Events Caused By People Who Can't Be Trusted

We really shouldn't be letting the people who caused these situations to be out and about. Heaven knows we would all be safer if they were removed from the streets, sidewalks and other places where the rest of us spend our time. 

There are so many questions that come to mind when you look at these like 'how' and 'why' and 'Oh my gosh what were you trying to accomplish here'. I just don't even know where to start. 

It's certainly not the first time that we've seen a collection of FAIL's ^wink like this.

Things That Are Highly Creepy But Totally Legal

Society is an interesting thing. We like to think that there are systems in place to keep us from suffering from other people's weirdness, but there are oodles of creepy things that are still sort of legal to do. Some of them are embraced by entire industries, others are stuff anyone can do on a gray Sunday in a public park. For some bad advice here are some hilariously dumb and bad life pro tips to avoid.

Uncle Cancels His Niece's College Fund After He Discovers She Has Been Targeting Him With Cruel Pranks

Life is filled with hard lessons and this definitely is going to be one for this girl. It sounds like she had a very close relationship with her father's brother, to the point that he was willing to fund her college tuition. To do what she has done to someone who you have a close and trusting relationship with is a cruel betrayal.

Her behaviour here is absolutely out of line and, quite frankly, a little twisted. She deserves to learn this painful lesson for her mistakes. Hopefully she can use the time she was using to pull the pranks to get a scholarship.

People Name The Worst Movies They Have Ever Watched

Have you ever walked out of a movie and felt utterly disrespected for the very fact that someone thought you might want to sit through it? Have you ever had a movie that you were waiting for in anticipation only to be let down from great heights?

I'm certain every one of us has a movie that we would love to tag onto this list. Mine, without doubt, is Jupiter Ascending. It is far and above the biggest pile of garbage I have ever watched. I'm a huge fan of the Wachowski's earlier films and watched the Matrix more times that I can count as a teen but their recent films have been imperfect to say the least. 

Nevertheless, I let myself get hyped up for Jupiter Ascending. Against better judgement. The promise of Sean Bean and a newly-awared oscar for best actor Eddie Redmayne was too alluring. We went with a group of friends, going relatively blind to the rest of the details of the film. The bulk share of our group ended up walking out halfway through in utter dismay.

I'm a sucker for punishment, and had never walked out of a film in my life at that point, so I stuck it through. My reward was a horribly CGI'd scene of wolf-man Channing Space Tatum moon walking in a pair of space boots. Bland acting, b-movie cgi and plot all around.

It's time to name and shame. What's the worst movie you've ever had the displeasure of viewing?

Hilarious Made Up Facts That Seem 100% Believable

I swear, you would almost believe that a few of these are real. I definitely did a double take on the "'Vitamins' are actually a portmanteau of the words 'vital minerals' ". Pretty sure I have thought that my entire life and now I'm not entirely sure what is or isn't true. There are a whole lot of things people believe that aren't true that somehow persist in our collective conscious.

What are some creative facts that you have that you would almost swear are real?

Entitled Brother Thinks His Kid Is the Exception to a “Child-Free” Wedding Invite

There's nothing worse than someone who thinks that they are the exception to every rule. If anyone has siblings like this or families who enable this type of behaviour then you have my sympathies. This type of behaviour is only possible when the people around them allow it to persist. 

Paul sounds like he is a right piece of work and him and his wife, possibly the entire family, are entirely delusional. It is completely out of expectation to think that you would be the only exception for a child-free invitation. Time for a reality check. If there's one thing for certain it's that weddings bring out the family drama.

Careers That Seem To Attract An Unlikely Amount Of Clueless Humans

There are a whole lot of career paths that one can wander down with the highest of hopes, purest of intentions, only to realize that they're surrounded by people that seemingly have no idea what they're doing. To say that this kind of work environment can grow terribly tiresome and weigh on the soul after a while would be an understatement. Hopefully you've never had any experiences like those that the people are talking about in this thread. If you want to keep the work struggle theme going, check out this post about the nasty managers that drove their employees to madness.

Nephews Fed Vegan Food, Mom Has Meltdown, Calls It Abuse

Dietary choices can be an intriguing point of contention based on who's making them, like this vegan employee who refused to eat a suspicious cake or this vegan wedding guest who demanded to have a wedding catered to her. After getting radio silence on meat money, this person figured they'd just feed these kids what they ate and received no complaint until their mom learned about it. Given that there are thousands of kids who will eat nothing but Kraft mac n cheese for weeks straight, these ones were probably fine.

Obscure Points People Will Never Back Down From

What does it say about us as people that some of our most deeply held beliefs are things like optimal sandwich shape and who Harry Potter should have married? Does it mean we're passionate? Just stubborn? Does it mean we have good taste? Whatever it is, even if it's things we passionately believe with zero proof, we all have very stupid hills we're willing to die on.

Flat Earther Claims That Gravity Isn't Real

Just when we thought we'd seen it all, this video comes around to render us speechless. Like, my dude. We're going after gravity now? Is nothing on this planet sacred anymore. If you want to keep the flat earth theme going, check out the time that an understanding physics professor patiently dismantled some flat earthers.

Chimp Refuses To Comply With Photoshoot

If we know anything about chimps, it's that they aren't going to go along with your plans. And if we know anything else about chimps, they seem to like ripping things off of other things. Those are the two things we know about chimps. Here's what happened when a photographer tried to set up a chimp photoshoot.

Rude Drivers Block Only Road In Florida Keys To Take Photos

There's a time and a place for everything, and my dudes, this ain't it. There's a glaring, deeply troubling display of a complete detachment from reality amongst this crew. Clearly, there was never any kind of thought process that went into considering the fact that people might actually have places to be. 

Mario Kart 8 Speedrunner Perfects Blowing Himself Up

Speedrunner Skilloz is operating at a different frequency, folks. Skilloz dominated the infamous "blue yourself" challenge. This challenge requires players to intentionally detonate themselves with blue shells. A task that's definitely easier said than done. The meme category itself has been around since March '21. Skilloz has already set the record twice. Just in case you were unaware, the blue shell locks onto whichever player is in first place. To make matters even more difficult, it also only spawns and sticks around for 30 measly seconds for whoever is at least 2K units away from first place. 

So, the breakdown for that means that you'd have to make power moves from last to first place before you go ahead and launch the shell at the exact moment that you take the lead. In this particular performance from Skilloz they pretty much come as close to perfection as is humanly possible. This is because they open the item box at exactly 30 seconds, and then chuck the shell with a near-perfect flight path. Meanwhile, I think I'll just stick to old-fashioned games like Beerio Kart, and see how many hops I can guzzle down before completing Rainbow Road becomes an insurmountable journey. 

Guy Crowdsources 10 Best Pieces Of Advice From Reddit

Life is wild. A whole lot of one's life journey can be spent just trying to mess up as little as possible. Unfortunately, the wisdom that we can end up gaining along the way, ends up coming through acts of complete, humbling failure. So, when you come across a quick and informative thread that made a point of rounding up the very best pieces of advice drifting around out there, it's quite the exciting development. Maybe some of these will end up coming in handy. 

Guy Jump Scares Twin Brother, Sends Brother Into Terror Zone

It's pretty much a given that some kind of conflict or nonsense will break out between siblings as they grow up with one another. Kids are wild. In this case, we've got some twin brothers who had a bit of an ongoing jump scare prank war going on between them. Suffice to say, this guy's twin brother got the scare of his life when it was all said and done. It would be rather unnerving to have your face shoved up against you when you're rifling through your closet. 

Tumblr User Explains What "Eldritch" Actually Means

If it's not clear by now, the internet pitches a visible tent over the term "Eldritch" or "Eldritch Abomination" to the point that it's been overused and lacking in meaning. In recent years it has been used to just mean vaguely demonic or paranormal, such as this tumblr thread on Neighbor Steve and the Abominations. But this tumblr user gets to brass tacks on what Eldritch horror actually means

Woman's Sister Marries Her Ex, She Refuses To Attend Wedding, Sister Pitches Fit

Of all the wild wedding dramas that we've encountered in our time, this little story right here might be on a new, nasty level of its own. Seriously. What kind of sister expects her sister to attend her wedding where she's going to be marrying their ex? It sounds like there's a lot of work that needs to go into this relationship. You can probably imagine who the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community found themselves siding with. Check out some more wedding drama with this jerk step brother who highjacked an engagement party with his baby's gender reveal.

Bad Celebrity Wax Figures That Don't Need To Exist At All

Every once in a while we get a good peak at some real horrorshow creations that are one part flesh bungle and two parts melted candle. The need for wax figures has kind of slowed down in an age where we can just look at pictures and videos of celebrities online whenever we want, but hot damn there are some bad ones.

Tumblr Post: Ash Ketchum's Actually A Shredded Monster

We can always count on the wonderful and wandering minds of the Tumblr world to enthusiastically lead us down rabbit holes where they're more than ready to meticulously pick apart various aspects of popular shows, movies, games, etc. In this case, we have a quick yet enlightening Tumblr thread that shines light on the fact that Ash Ketchum was actually crazy strong. Check out some more Tumblr gems and funny tweets to obtain optimal entertainment over here.

Entitled People Who Decided To Make Things Worse For Everyone

While it should occur to most people that leaving a one star review for a hike isn't going to change the steepness of a mountain, that doesn't occur to the more entitled people among us. Sometimes we're reminded that we're not actually required to treat other people with respect, and it's kind of sad that some of us think that it's a good idea to take advantage of that.

Red Flags That It's Time To Find A New Job

It's completely human to find yourself burned out at one point or another with a particular job that you used to genuinely look forward to showing up for everyday. Burnout's no joke. Life's far too short and chaos can strike at a moment's notice, and completely upend your life as you knew it. So, you definitely don't want to find yourself suffering through a job that you actually don't need to suffer through in the first place. Maybe after reading through this thread, you'll come to find that you've been stubbornly putting up with far too many red flags that it's time for you to find a new job. 

Thieving Manager Tries To Frame Employee, Employee Pulls Three Month Sting Operation

It sounds like this manager was well on their way toward getting their rightful comeuppance at one point or another. The fact that they had the audacity to go ahead and try to frame their employee for their own thievery is some all-time low human behavior. Fortunately, this employee was able to exercise the kind of patience and strategy necessary to take them down through pulling off a wildly impressive 3-month sting operation. If this revenge story got you going, check out this pro revenge story about an ex-wife who demanded 75% of her husband's pay in the divorce, and then how a nuclear revenge ensued.

A Quirky Tumblr Post On Mundane Magic Amongst Humans

There are plenty of people out there that are unknowingly walking through their lives, narrowly dodging little crises, without even realizing how lucky they are in the first place. Every now and again there are those kinds of moments that pop up that seem like they're borderline magical. Maybe you're that person who just can't seem to roll your ankles or break your phone no matter how far you push things. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr post about how human babies are "independent" compared to other mammals.

Ex-Wife Demands 75% of Husband's Pay In Divorce, Nuclear Revenge Ensues

There's no getting around the fact that people are prone toward fits of psychotic spitefulness when their marriages fall apart. Love drives people to crazy lengths, and a love gone sour is bound to do the same thing. It sounds like this mad lad kept his wits about him as things unravelled. That goes without saying the level of spitefulness is almost terrifying. Yet, at the same time it sounds like he proceeded to walk through life in a respectable enough fashion, and made the most out of taking just a little bit of a pay cut. Pack some more revenge drama on your plate with this story about a neighbor who brought furious wrath upon themselves by repeatedly parking in a woman's driveway.

TikToker Ignites Backlash Over Sketchy McDonald's "Hack"

Yeah, and to be clear, this is in no way a "hack." We're talking about a straight up criminally dumb criminal kind of scam. These kids are playing with fire. We just wonder how long it's going to be for them to get their rightful comeuppance.