Monday, February 15, 2021

"Not My Job" Moments from The World's Slackers


In this busy world of ours, it's easy for things to slip through the cracks. Maybe a pole gets installed wrong here, or some road signage gets misspelled there. Many of us would look at these and say "we better fix that" but another great many of us say "good enough." The resulting impressively unprofessional "Not My Job" moments are indeed good enough, but in a different kind of way.

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Door - be

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Brickwork

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Signage - FOREIGN OBJECT DEBRIS FOD FROEIGN OBJECT DAMAGE

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Alarm device - F

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Sign - AMBULANCE EMERGENCY ENTERTRANCE

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Countertop - In case the sink overheats or catches fire...

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Font - Ok so we use Pam to spray the waffle iron so it doesn't stick, you don't have to do it Everytime, just in the AM SPRAY FIRST Julia caught this real dumb dumb we hired from the other day...spraying the sign... and not the iron hemco She's been spraying the sign that says "spray first" and then putting a waffle cone on

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Road - STOP NEW AMSTERDAM.VODKA 93 PINTS- STPS

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Wood

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Text - Пирожки в ассортименте Patty in assortment Самса Samsa Сосиска в тесте Sausage in the father-in-law Курник Patty with chicken

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Escalator - AYUD Introduc - BOTE =ó < de - LATA = ó < de Y rec en Ons dor

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Toy - Eggs Blue Raspberry Bon Bons Tutti Fruit Botte INSERT I CON TURN TWICE MAO

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Street light

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Table

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Toilet

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Green - 3* place 5th - 8th Grade Category st

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Food - SKU MINI WAFFLE MAKER

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Bathroom

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Drink - ORIGINAL Coa

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Pink - BEAUTYSALON COMPANY SLOGAN GOES HERE

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Text - ROOM 7:00 AM TO 10:00 PM Laundry Room Closed Friday September 18th 1:00pm-3:00pm For Satanizing Get your candles and your pentagrams we are going satanizing

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Advertising - IDEA Public schosls JUST ADDED STORM 2&5h GRADE NOW ENROLLING (915)888-4300 Alrn accepting Pre-K, KINDER, 1" & 6" ideapublicschools.org/apply

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Motor vehicle - WAL MART Power Generation Rental Power 1-877-769-7669 RG-206

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Lock

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Tile

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Misfortune Monday: Chaos is Inevitable


Life is an uncertain and vivid affair filled with chaos, mistakes, caved-in ceilings and shattered toilets. The world is merciless and as much as we'd like to prevent every bit of misfortune, it's just not gonna happen. Mistakes, failures, errors and blunders are gonna slip through, and we have to learn to deal with them. It sucks, but what other options are there?

1. "Your toilet has arrived"

Automotive design

2. The worst detour

Map - Paicines (183 Marina Salinas Monterey 101 Panoche 317 3 hr 31 min 197 miles Gonzales Molus Soledad .5 146 Bitterwater 101 Greenfield BigS OPosts Elsa King City (198) SlateHot Sprs San Lucas San Ardo Jolon Parkfie Bradley Nacimiento Ragged Point O 101 Lake Nacimiento Sh San Simeon (46 Paso Robles Cambria 46 Templeton Atascadero 229 my

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Automotive lighting - NETFLIX

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Water bottle

5. When you hang up your backpack and it develops bees

Luggage and bags

6. There once was a glass table

Window

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Food

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Building - INE?

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Building - Wunte

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Car

11. attempted smoked cheese

Wood

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Snow

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Brown

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Rectangle

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Toaster oven

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Textile

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Flooring

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Sky

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Tire

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Sky - KOMI

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Property - Javi #BlackLivesMatter liked Engineer Branes @HHackenbecker 1d ... How not to store MacBooks. This org was most unhappy when they finnaly pulled these out for reissue only to find the lower three-quarters of each stack all had broken screens. O 50 27 414 1,658

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Wheel

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Bicycle - LOOK

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Flowerpot

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Wood

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Sunday, February 14, 2021

Dude's Bike Just Barely Gets Ripped Apart By Train


An accidental sudden lurch forward was all it took for this dude's bike to turn over at the second-to-worst-possible time. If only the bike was another few inches away it could have been fine. Could he have pulled it out of the way? Maybe. Maybe it's also understandable to not want to be in that situation with a train barreling straight at you.

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Tagged: wtf , whoops , oops , motorcycle , bike , mistake , train

Tony Hawk Skating Real Life Warehouse Level


It takes some kind of real life superhero to successfully recreate a famed level from his amazing video game. We're lucky to be alive at the same time as Tony Hawk. Now, just for people to actually be able to recognize him when he's out and about.

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Train Tries To Go Under Low Clearance Bridge, $2 Million Fail Ensues


Apparently, things could've been a whole lot worse. Yes, $2 million in damages to a train is not nearly as much as it could've been. Also, the fact that it was in the middle of nowhere, and nobody was injured are two bright spots in an otherwise grim fail. 

Submitted by: (via CarterMc3)

Tagged: FAIL , bridge , dangerous , train

Coworker Pranks Call Center Employee, Hilarity Ensues


Poor dude was just trying to see if Tess was around. By the time he went and connected the dots it was far too late. 

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