Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Unexpected Problems Colorblind People Deal With


Perspective can change when you realize you've been taking something for granted. In this case it's interesting to think about how there are so many seemingly inconsequential things that color is used to indicate, like locked doors or plant health. It can be enlightening and pretty funny to learn about how everyone interprets the world, like this tumblr thread that appreciates different perspectives.

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Font - eubrah 7 hours ago Being unable to see if the lock in a public toilet is red or green. It's a godsend when toilets are labelled "Vacant" or "Engaged".

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Human body - Ripped-Dad 11 hours ago I have to use a flashlight to tell the difference in color between my shirts.

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Smile - FarmerExternal 14 hours ago 2 2 32 E 2 My roommate is a graphic designer and he's colorblind. I asked him how it works and his answer was "computers label the colors. The rest is guess and hope"

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Human body - Detective_Me13 16 hours ago 9 2 Mowing the lawn, sometimes I'll miss a small patch and wont see it

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Smile - FantasticBoyReal 15 hours ago S watching the NBA after they stopped forcing teams to wear white at home. It's a confusing mess most of the time

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Font - mossling 12 hours ago E 2 Standing outside one late October night, watching one of the best displays of the Northern Lights that I've seen. My family is gasping at the shifting display of colors- pink and blue and purple swirled in with the more common green. I look over at our friend, who is much less awe-inspired than us, and remember that he's colorblind. I didn't mention it or make a fuss, but it made me quite sad for him.

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Font - FlyingPotatoGirl 13 hours ago I'm not color blind but I had a friend in middle school who was. He showed up to school very proud of his St Patricks day outfit. All green he said. It was all brown. The kicker was that he didn't know he was color blind until we told him. It was middle school so he definitely got pinched that day.

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Font - Knosis1723 15 hours ago I had a color blind science teacher. He brought it up when we got to genetics and recessive genes. The small town had an upside down traffic light for decades. The teacher knew it was upside down, and just remember too was go, bottom was stop. Then the town suddenly flipped it it rightside up. Luckily there wasn't an accident, he just had to explain to the officer what happened.

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Rectangle - Abmean14 16 hours ago Trying to pick outfits or matching clothes for my kids. Thankfully my daughter helps me get clothes for her little brother when my wife isn't around. It's also very difficult (read: impossible) for me to safely do electrical work.

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Human body - FutureSomething2036 13 hours ago 2 2 S 2 Trying to buy bananas... I can never till which ones are or aren't ripe

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Human body - KoalaKam212 14 hours ago @2 2 People asking what colour something is upon hearing that you are colour blind.

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Font - PondRides 10 hours ago On my stepdads behalf, I'll say that he doesn't know that the kitchen utensils are all pink. And also the time he got my mom a fluffy "pink" robe for Christmas, but it was actually green.

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Rectangle - Gardening-Baker 12 hours ago 2 E Not color blind but my fiancé is, he struggles with the ties on loafs of bread. The color of the tie will blend in with our counter top and I'll hear him tapping his hand up and down trying to find it so he can close the packaging on the loaf.

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Font - Charming_Yak6297 12 hours ago E Cooking meat! I basically only cook white meat (turkey and chicken) at home because I have no idea how to tell if lamb/beef is cooked enough :(. Oh also taking care of my plant. One of the ways to inspect your plant's health is to see the change in the shade of green of the leaves (thanks nature) so I literally have to take pictures every few days and check RGB values using computer software lol.

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Human body - mattimoody 11 hours ago People will get moody or upset and I will have no idea why. Apparently they got their hair dyed and was not happy I did not notice

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Font - Hamnesia 12 hours ago I can't read a lot of color coded charts. For example when they show rain intensity on the radar. If there's just red, green, and blue I do ok. When they start adding yellow, orange, purple, etc, it just looks like a jumbled mess.

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Font - blipsman 9 hours ago S Shopping for clothes... I'm not severely colorblind, but have issues with things like purple from some shades of blue, dark greens from browns, teal from grey, things like that. So I hate when clothing store tags or website color options either have number codes for color or non-descriptive names for colors. Olive Green on a sweater is great. Pine Tree and I'll figure it out. Misty Hike and I am lost. Same with 091.

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Font - akaka_ism 10 hours ago The football (soccer) team I support now occasionally wears a colour I can't really distinguish from the bloody pitch. So, I now watch 11 players from an opposing team walk about with ghosts as a show of support.

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Font - BanesButterNipps 10 hours ago E Girlfriend has gotten her hair dyed the last few times she has gone to the salon. I don't notice it. I also can't tell if there is a dirty spot on the carpet. I also worked in a file room for a financial institution and everything was color-coded. Everyone was surprised whenI destroyed production but was going by file numbers and didn't understand how I was doing it.

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Human body - vvhizkey 10 hours ago I can't distinguish red text from black text in Excel workbooks. Some people use red to indicate negative numbers. Drives me mad.

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Font - antmakka 10 hours ago When electrical devices are charging and change from red to green when fully charged. I have no idea. Simply making the charging light flash and fully charged light not flash would make life so much easier.

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Font - Paladin_Aqua 10 hours ago People who don't believe me and try to test me by asking me what color something is. It was funny the first time it happened in second grade. It's not really funny thirty years later.

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Font - Aiofe_Did_It 9 hours ago My dad is colourblind. We went to a paint night and were sposed to paint snowmen. The instructor gave us verbal instructions of what colours to use. Poor dad couldn't tell them apart. He didn't care, he just had fun, but everyone else was sure confused by his art.

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Font - supertuna21 9 hours ago I am a colorblind female and picking out makeup, applying it so that it looks good is next to impossible. Also, I had purple glasses as a senior in high school only to find this out a year later when I went to eye doctor and wanted to order the same color blue lenses, only they weren't blue. Picking out clothes that look good is quite a challenge also.

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Font - brontupistow 7 hours ago You'd be surprised how often color is the only identifier for things. "Can you hand me the red one?" or "Turn left at the brown house." I'd say little things like that make up the majority of times my colorblindness is a problem. Also, some album/film art looks awful to me, and sometimes I can't read the words.

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Keanu Reeves Brain Hurricane Results In Too Many Keanu Puns


What can we say, sometimes people are just in the mood for puns and wordplay of all stripes. We can't say that they're very good, but the whole Keanu Reeves rhyming theme feels right. And there's definitely a respectability in the amount of effort that can go into listing dozens of puns on one theme. Kinda like this mortician on a dating app who got absolutely slammed with puns.

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Font - Keanu Reeves is a gardener 13:50 Keanu leaves 13:50 Keanu Reeves studies hard and does very well on his leaving cert 13:51 CO Keanu Achieves 13:51 But mostly 13:52 Keanu Bereaves 13:52 Keanu Reeves takes up piracy and raids villages for plunder 13:52 Keanu Reaves 09 28) 13:52

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Product - Keanu takes someone's shift over 13:53 Keanu Relieves 13:53 Keanu Reeves plays an axe wielding barbarian in DND 13:53 / Keanu Cleaves 13:53

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Rectangle - Keanu has to much to drink 13:53 Keanu Heaves 13:53 Keanu Reeves is very angry and cant do anything about it 13:54 Keanu Seethes 13:54 Keanu converts to Catholicism Keanu Believes 13:54 Keanu Reeves plays a piece of music reminiscent of an earlier piece 13:54 Keanu Reprise 13:54 Keanu becomes an acrobat 13:55 Keanu Trapeze 13:55

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Font - Keanu has a cold Keanu Sneeze 13:57 Keanu becomes a butler 13:57 Keanu Jeeves 13:57 Keanu wears his fall wardrobe as it's getting a bit nippy out 13:57 Keanu Sleeves 13:57 Keanu's thriving lost property business Keanu Retrieves 13:58 Keanu's activities in said business start to become shady 13:59 Keanu thieves 13:5

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Rectangle - BFF Keanu has a mistress 14:02 Keanu's Squeeze 14:02 Keanu Reeves was doing a photo shoot 14:03 / Keanu "cheese" 14:03 Keanu doesn't suffocate Keanu Breathes 14:03

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Font - Keanu has a library 14:03 00 Keanu reads 14:03 V Keanu becomes a classically inclined architect 14:04 AS Keanu's Frieze 14:04 Keanu is detained by the government 14:05 Keanu seized 14:05

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Font - Keanu was brought up right and is always polite when making requests 14:05 / Keanu please 14:05/ Keanu opens a locksmith 14:06 Keanu's keys 14:06

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Tumblr Users Take Intentionally Awful Travel Photos


There's no doubt that this technologically-infused era completely riddled by a multitude of social media apps has inspired many of us to overshare our various adventures through life. This rings especially true whenever someone takes a trip. Our social media feeds are often dominated by glamorous recaps of people's seemingly perfect traveling experiences. Obviously, this isn't true at all. Why do people insist on skimming over the nitty and gritty parts of their trips? We want to see those sloppy moments when you had an airline lose your luggage after you spent 27 hours traveling from one corner of the globe to the other. Or, maybe some blurry photos from that one night you cut loose, and took advantage of a dangerously inviting happy hour promo at a bar far away from home. But no, instead what we can usually count on is people manufacturing these dreamlike photo albums where everyone was all smiles, all the time, and nothing unfortunate occurred.


Finally though, we have some Tumblr users who decided to approach the travel photos from a different angle. They thought it'd be a brilliant idea to take intentionally terrible photos of iconic locations while on various trips. The results aren't particularly pretty, but the intention behind the lousy photos is where the real art lies. This isn't the first time we've stumbled upon some gold from a wonderful, wandering mind in the wild world of Tumblr. You just never really know what you're going to get from Tumblr. Recently, we've been seeing a lot of posts dedicated toward analyzing various aspects and characters in the Lord of the Rings universe. We had that recent thread that commemorated the legend that is Boromir. Or, maybe you were able to take a look at the other obsessive thread that did a deep dive on Elvish dialects. The point is that Tumblr seems to have a little bit of something for everyone. Sometimes you can end up working your way through an informative thread that actually educates you on some strange part of this life that you otherwise never would've known. You know, like that crazy thread about how Magenta isn't actually a real color. Our brains are weird.


Anyways, all rambling about the enjoyable aspects of Tumblr aside, we thought this quick thread with its collection of lousy travel photos was worth a shout out. If anything, this Tumblr user might inspire more folks that are able to travel after we get out the other end of this apocalyptic time, to not stuff their camera full of glamorized pictures that give people the wrong idea about how that trip to Cancun actually went. One of the most enlivening parts about traveling to foreign lands you've never been to before is the recognition that you're far from what you're used to, and life itself might work very differently wherever you wash up. It could be a situation where you've got to acclimate to smaller portion sizes, or perhaps having to buy your own water at a restaurant. Who knows? Just consider the idea of making that next photo album from your trip an imperfectly perfect representation of your journey's ups and downs.

1. Nailed it.

Tower - wizardtwins when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i'd rather take a one i can laugh at later here's this

2. Yep, that's the shot.

Cloud - lipstickandapplejuice continuing:

3. Couldn't have done it better myself.

Cloud - zeveisenberg Can I play, too?

4. They get it.

Font - sprachtraeume I'm howling you-had-me-at-e-flat-major this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away themasterofbees This belongs here:

5. Photography at its best.

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7. Oh, what's up Ratatouille.

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8. Yes, yes it is.

Rectangle - fatgothgf ok this one wins scemoterydrive is that Remy of ratatouille

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Ridiculous "Cash Flipping" Scammer Gets Trolled


It should go without saying that if someone cold calls you and says they can increase your money tenfold, that crap is fake and they deserved to get messed with. For some more absurd displays of the human condition, here are influencers getting called out for their free lobster scam, as well as the story of an Aunt Karen's scam falling apart.

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Font - 7:11 56% aliyah_officiall Active now Неу Are you interested in making some extra cash Today 6:45 PM Yea Insured by State Farm Insurance, I am a Certified Cash Promoter. What I do is "flip" your money. For instance, if you were interested and depending on how much you wanted flipped, I would flip your $200 into $2,000 $400 into $4,000 or your $500 into $5,000 If you're interested, I can flip as much money as you want. This process for flipping cash guarantees your cash will be flipped in 3

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Azure - 7:12 56% aliyah_officiall Active now Yes I could Can you add it to your cashapp? I can Ok do that now and let me know when you finish That's what she said O Jk ok Replied to you That's what she said 5 Who said Who is on first Ok it's in cash app Ok I'm gonna send you the name now $fiinancialfreedom You can just copy and paste Message..

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Font - 7:12 56% aliyah_officiall Active now You can just copy and paste Is that right bc you spelled financial wrong I spelled it with two i Whii $fiinancialfreedom That's it But it should be financial I know but I couldn't spell it that way cashapp wouldn't let me That's crazy Did you contact them about it Bc it makes you look like you're an idiot who can't spell 9 Remember two persons can't have the same name Replied to you Message..

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Product - 7:12 56% aliyah_officiall Active now TICITTO TINCI the same name Replied to you Bc it makes you look like you're an idiot who can't spell Wow it makes me look that way for real? Wasn't looking at it that way I read once where typos like that can make you come off as a scammer But your name says officiall Oh wait that's also misspelled Replied to you Oh wait that's also misspelled Yes it's the same problem with Instagram too You know no one as ever said that to me before That's why it's

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Font - 7:12 56% aliyah_officiall i Active now The people who usually talk to you might be kinda silly or goofy or gullible or something I talk to all different kind of people all the time Your the type that wanna make sure everything is correct and going the right way Yes I am precisely that I can see that's lovely though So your ready to get this cash now? Hell yea I wanna get DAT PHÁT CA$H I could send you a request of the amount you want to flip hey wanna see my cat's funny pic Send me your c

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Light - 7:17 54% aliyah_officiall Active now Send me your cashapp name Replied to you hey wanna see my cat's funny pic Lol sure Ok so you're gonna send me cash On the app Yes Then what Once your flip is made I of to know the amount your doing So I can know the amount you should receive Oh wait so I send you money first then you flip it Yes that's basicait So once you send it to me I flip it? Message..

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Product - 7:28 52% aliyah_officiall i Active now So once you send it to me I flip it? No you have $117 right you'll send that to me then l'll send you 2500 in return That will take like 10 minutes because cashapp is faster What would it be if I just sent you $112 I can't give all my money to your You Ok you'll receive $2400 Wait so $5 less I get $100 less It of to be round off to the nearest hundred So yea you'll receive $2400 And in half hour? Only 10 minutes Message.

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Light - 7:42 49% aliyah_officiall Active now Only 10 minutes Cashapp is faster What about western union Just use apps for now What app? Cashapp Or PayPal Do you use PayPal to pay pals Lol get jt Lol your funny O So what's your cashapp name My what Your cash tag Idk what that is is that like a hashtag Message.

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White - 7:42 49% aliyah_officiall i Active now hashtag Mine is $fiinancialfreedom You have cashapp right I have cash But not app Cash yes App no Oh so you have the money in your account Yea Ok go download cashapp Do I do that on my computer On your phone Message..

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Product - 7:48 48% aliyah_officiall Active now 2. 2#3 Ok where at Ok do it on your computer Photo Ok signing on The Sias Windows Update Accessories Programs MotoRacer Favorites Online Services America Online L StartUp AT&T WorldNet Service Documents O Sims CompuServe Settings •e Internet Explorer Prodigy Internet MS-DOS Prompt A Outlook Express Find O Windows Explorer Help Run. Log Off TACCT. Shut Down. Start Sorry photo didn't send You can download it on google Message.. 8. 4 7 * G 门 Windows98

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Product - 8:01 と A 0 44% aliyah_officiall Active now What's your phone number 867-5309 What area code 420 Ok you download the cashapp? No my other girlfriend said not to use it. She doesn't know you're my other girlfriend tho We've been chatting a while so I feel like you and I should be boyfriend girlfriend So you don't want to make cash? I do! If you say you're my girlfriend l'll do it Message...

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Azure - 8:01 A 0 44% aliyah_officiall i Active now I'm your girlfriend Wow you seem so excited Say it better! You gotta sound like you want to be my girlfriend I want to be your girlfriend You're not very good at this Are you even a girl lol Hey Hey Are you even a girl Or are you a man Like a man pretending to be a girl Trying to get me to send you money With hope vou'll send me more lol Message.

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Font - 8:03 A 0 44% aliyah_officiall i Active now With hope you'll send me more lol Shame on you And your small pner Hope the girl of your dreams kicks you in the tt And you have to sleep alone all night, every night, forever. Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Message.

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