Tuesday, January 5, 2021

History Memes Bursting With Knowledge


As a field of study, history is kind of weird. Whereas chemistry or math or biology all have pretty rigid definitions, many things can fall under the categorization of "history." History could easily be called "everything else that has happened." It's good to know some history, not just to get a sense of context, but also so you can get sweet history memes that are as good as books probably. 

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Cheek - When the British don't give you the military promotion you deserve, so you form your own country and end up Commander in Chief

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Animation - Luxembourg for literally all of its existence up until the 1960s Luxembourg as viewed today im ilip.com

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Motor vehicle - When you finally get to Greenland and it's just a bunch of fucking ice Those bastards lied to me

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Finger - Acknowledge the Armenian Genocide OR draw 25 UNO

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Product - Germany Soviets losing 20000 tanks "Ahh call an ambulance!" Soviets coming back with 40000 more 5 months later "But not for me." made with mematic

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Human - Getting shot Getting shot in game in cut scene

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Carmine - Selling Alaska to the US because it's just useless The US finds oil tundra there

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Human - A long, sad chapter of the drug war is brought to a close as investigators finally arrest Marijuana

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Arm - ROMAN EMPIRE ROMAN EMPIRE IN300 AD IN400 AD PAGANS CHRISTIANS CHRISTIANS PAGANS GlobalFigh

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Forehead - I'm that bad type Shish-kabobbing fad type Make the Sultan mad type Might avenge my dad type I'm a Vlaaaad guy duh

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Organism - Ford: we were proudly founded by Henry Ford! Toyota: our founder was the visuonary Kiichiro Toyoda. Volkswagen: imgflip.com

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Face - uklayb The Louisiana Purchase The land is now worth $1.2 Trillion Dollars and you offered me only $15 Million? France, I can explain The Alaskan Purchase Treaty of Guadalupe You offered me $7.2 Million for what is now worth $37 Billion You guys are getting paid?

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Cap - France, I can explain. You are equiping your troops with gas maskswhile we canonlyafford helmets? 12of the Russian army The other 1/2of the Russian army Helmets?! We are onlygetting rifles You guysaregettingrifles?

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Gun - AA12 years of designing and testing, making a rugged reliable automatic shotgun. Saiga 12 "Hey ivan let's make ak shoot shotgun boolets"

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Text - When Disney, one of the most powerful companies in the world doesn't even have a private military INDIA Y Shame

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Hot dog - How to use mustard? Google: Bing:

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Organism - breaking up in person breaking up Over a text building a fucking church so you can get divorced

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Face - Americans naming cities Europe "New [City Name]" Europe

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Chin - Elephant's Foot (Chernobyl) ☆ The Elephant's Foot is the nickname given to a large mass of corium formed during the Chernobyl disaster in April 1986 The mass is quite dense, unyielding to a drill, but able to be damaged by a Kalashnikov rifle.! [21 Soviet problems require soviet solutions

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Text - Neat, it's Sumer! They invented: clay Which they used to talk about: wheat they had a lot of fun

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Human - Able-bodied young man in 1914-1918: *Exists* European governments: You'll be a soldier.

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Forehead - WW1 generals when they lose 3700 men to gain 17 feet of ground Ah, victory.

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Helmet - When some Belgian mining companies mess up the situation in Congo so you as an Irishman are under siege by French mercenaries in a small city in the Katanga region UN

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Nose - Wanted to go What if You to Heaven That'll be $5.99 Aapa e the Rut pope said 2846

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Arm - history the 300 Spartans the other 7000 Greeks the other 7000 Greeks

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Green - 1609 1784 1863 1792 Virginia's territorial claims over the years. fishmech with your donations, we can reduce virginia even further

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Chin - Teacher: today we will learn about the Korean war kid who watches M*A*S*H:

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Finger - Acupuncture in different cultures China Japan Korea Macedonia

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Bottle - United Fruit Company Democratically-elected Central American governments

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Hair - Kingdom Age 曾 Empire Age OND 于

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Finger - Ancient civilization making literally anything above caveman level Dumb fucks 百科事典 Is this aliens

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Holiday Procrastination Results In Botanical Dexter Scene


Let this glorious TIFU stand as a lesson to the rest of us about the importance of handling the getting rid of Christmas trees in a timely manner. Naturally, if you don't you run the risk of unleashing nothing short of a horror scene in your living space. 

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Tumblr User Explores Meaning Of Life In Laminated Paper Towel


You just never know what you're going to get from the wild world of Tumblr and all of its strange, wandering minds. Sometimes, you end up coming across an individual like the one we have here who is thoroughly committed to discovering the meaning of life by hyper analyzing a laminated paper towel. And naturally, the results are nothing short of glorious. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread where a master in animal sciences gets schooled on horses. 

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Paper - rogueziph-blog I laminated a paper towel urbandictionaryfinds why does this have 31 thousand notes oneglitterorgy You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

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Text - cuddlemonstercas But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever. However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always

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Text - But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you've gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of t

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Text - The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness. But you remain. Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in.. nothing. With a feelin

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Text - All because you thought you didn't matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference. But you did. And now look what you've gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You're gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh? Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn't because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm. The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and r

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Text - Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN A LAMINATED PAPER TOWEL IDK MAN, IDK

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Text - flyingbackwards Write. A. Book. cuddlemonstercas What if I did write a book and the pages of that book were made out of laminated paper towels roman-rory-fallen-angel I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT Source: rogueziph-blog > D 5 ♡ 867,675 notes

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Uncomfortably Cursed and Wildly Misplaced Foods


Why should food be constrained by terms like "appealing" and "not horrible?" Why should food only go in a mouth? Why don't we put scrambled eggs in a shoe? It's all about breaking down paradigms man. Sure, a lot of these are horrible cursed foods, but sometimes it's time to really freak out the squares with some ham ice cream and peanut butter and jelly body art. Open up Satan's crock pot for some cursed foods.

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Finger - GR 2UE

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Aluminum can - OMaruchan Ramen Beer Chicken Bbumpkinspicetlate

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Food - NEW NEW . SOFT CH OCOLATY COATING Häagen-Dazş Soft Dipped ICE CREAM BARS HAM STEAK NO TBST BARS BLKLCEAM FROM COMS NOT TREATED WITH TE GROWTH HORNONE dST 270 3-3 FL OZ BARS/9 FL OZ (266 mL) PRODUCT ENLARGED TO SHOW DETAL SEE MUTRITON BFORMATO CALORIES FOR TOTAL FAT STURATED FA AND CHILESTERCL CONTENT PEN 1 E OD

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Food - tic tac fruit H aduenture ARTFICALY FLAVORED MINTS NET WTIOZ (29)

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Liquid - bery Blost Atn Baje ORIGINAL 235 foordhnplaces

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Liquid - HENN 03 BASC AND

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Green - AVOCADO on a stick

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Craft - i left you a surprise on your pillow omg no way i love u so much

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Lip

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Brush - @daspalermo

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Cuisine - McCormick Cormick NATURAL McCorn TURK GRA TURKEYRKEY GRAVY FLANCRE RAVY HARD SE HARD SELTZER O SELTZER EMCCORMICK HERBS & SPICES | HCCORMICK HERBS & SPICES NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS SPICES | NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS 5%|100 ALCIVOLICALORIES

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Ingredient - 53.89 $3.8 5499 heods Shoukers HEINZ SLAC CLEAN FOR milk MEN BODY GRAVY Cold Turkey 3INT GRAVY BODY WASH MOISTURIZER 12.5 FL OZ (370mL) adam the.creator

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Plumbing fixture

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Wood

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Bottle - MA ITE

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Ear

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Finger - ICE TBES 298 LIMITED EDITION DUDE Extra WRIGLEY'S CHEESY GORPITA CRUNCH 15 Sticks - Sugarfree Gum ICE OREA

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Fluid - ALA KA DİSTILLERY Smoked Salmon Hlavored Voda

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Cuisine - SPAM LIP GLAZE LIP BALM/BAUME POUR LES LEVRES Brand SAY MA'AM. YOUR LIPS ARE GLAM! SILLY MAN, IT'S THE SPAM! SPAM Brand NET WEIGHT 0.15 OZ (4G)

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Product - FREE HOT poG

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Food - Jhe Oniginal Sundas Coner cones Nestle CK French's New! Mustard Ne artificial flavers or colorn ACDED COLORS PROM A R Ketchup BBQ Sauce 290 290 290 CALORES TAOMES MAON NE CTNT AE3RER ECER FROZEN DARY DESSERT COIES 363 FA 0Z (1.8 OD

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Green - OPEN ASTES BROCCOLATE Milk Natritions acts BROCCOLATE Milk BROCCOLATE MILK FLAVORED WITH 100% ALL NATURAL BROCCOLI JUICE Milk *PASTEURIZED *HOMOGENIZED *GODAWFUL

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Cuisine - Just found this sub. A few years ago my job had a potluck and someone left this. Pretzel sticks w/Nutella in flour tortillas on a bed of lettuce and strawberries. Nobody ate it and we never found out who left it. Baby Sharp O

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Produce - CAPRISUN een Beans Flavored Juice Drink ITS NO AR

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Amber - VE6 Yoplait L® oniginal Oscar Mayer *Uncured CHEESE DOG YOGURT Wieners Mode with Turkey, Chicken & Pork in Cheddar Cheese Flavored Yogurt Made with Velveeta

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Macaroon

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