Will Ferrell takes on the infamous "Hot Ones" challenge, and the sweet burn and tingle and agony of regrets ensue. Lucky us.
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Friday, February 21, 2020
Ex-Mob Boss Rates Mafia Movie Scenes
Apparently ex-mob boss, Michael Franzese, is the only high ranking official of a major mafia family to ever walk away.
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Employee's Story of Karen Who Wanted "Fresh Donuts" Straight from the Oil
Sometimes it seems like an entitled customer has all the time in the world to make absurd demands that go beyond not only your job description but above common sense. In this case it was lady who wanted the freshest donuts as humanly possible, and this employee made it happen. No one has the time or patience for the demands of entitled Karens.
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Disappointingly Dumb Moments of Pure Facepalm
We wish, for the general state of things, that people were better at thinking. Since that will never change, all we can really do in lieu of that is laugh at the funnier moments of pure facepalm life has to offer. The sheer number of disappointing moments of facepalm is absolutely daunting.
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Bad Grades People Thought Would Ruin Their Lives
Twitter user @PAYOLETTER started a thread on Twitter about bad grades people received during school. Bad grades that they assumed would ruin their lives. It's a funny thing. When in the middle of receiving a bad grade, the mind can leap toward conclusions about the future, things that haven't happened yet, and convince itself that it knows what exactly will come of receiving a bad grade. That sounds like some kind of heightened intelligence with an admirable level of processing power. Where was that during the test?
Maybe the mind doesn't know what will happen. Maybe it's just a place thoughts pop up. Maybe in the moment of great stress, the "failed grade," and the ensuing thoughts of future scenarios...you can look at those thoughts as just that. Thoughts. Not what is. Are you merely your thoughts or something else, maybe, that can see them as that. An awareness? Isn't it impossible to be something if you're aware of it in the first place?
These people's stories about what they thought would happen after a failed grade vs. what is, certainly contribute toward the reality that what is, can be a damn hard thing to predict.
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Parents Describe Their Toddlers' Unanswerable Questions
Parents are describing the mind boggling questions that their toddlers asked them. Some toddlers are born into the world, and filled to the brim with questions. They might question everything, endlessly. And some of the questions will seem devoid of logic as we know it. Maybe all that questioning of the way things are is its own kind of wisdom. Who knows?
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Bad Times To Quote Movies
Maybe quoting a movie to a cop after they pull you over, that includes the line, "you talking to me?" in an aggressive tone, isn't the move. Maybe some lines are better left in the movies, and certainly not applied in real life situations as they unfold. These tweets from people imagine the worst possible times to quote movies out in the real world.
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Funny Senior Quotes that Passed with Flying Colors
Most of us want to put our high school lives behind us. We sure thought we knew everything, but over the next few years realized that we were still stupid. At least we still have our old yearbooks with all the senior quotes to look back on and try to forget about again.
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Entitled Fools Who are a Waste of Everyone's Time
Whether it's cheapness, not valuing other people's skills or time, or just straight up douche-baggery, the world has its fair share of entitled individuals with unreasonable demands. It really changes your opinion of someone when they not only want valuable stuff for free, but are also threatening jerks about it. These entitled folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.
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Liar Says Automotive Locksmith Broke His Car's Rear Defroster
This lying customer learned a humbling lesson in the ramifications of telling a dumb lie to pull one over on an automotive locksmith who was just trying to help. Yes, it'd seem the customer decided they didn't want to pay for the services provided, so they hatched up a lie about their rear defroster being broken in the process of the job. The locksmith decided to petty revenge back in response to the lie, and what sounds like satisfaction ensued.
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Tinder Moments Of Immature, Cheesy, And Wonderful Proportions
Ah, Tinder. You just never know what lurks behind the next right swipe. Could be the love of your life, or a pickup line-spewing monstrosity that has no limits to how far they'll go when it comes to immature antics. One thing is guaranteed, and that's that you really don't know what you're in for. Some of these people seemed to strike gold, while others might've just struck out.
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Woman Upset That Her Engagement Ring Was $80
This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for being upset about her partner getting her an engagement ring worth $80. The verdict rolling in would seem to be one that suggests she's not wrong for being hurt by the less than overwhelming financial gesture. A question that comes to mind is why he'd spend hundreds on a TV and $80 on a ring? What was the motivation there?
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Thursday, February 20, 2020
Strange Photos of Deceptive Perspective
With your brain working double-time to process all the junk your eyes throw at it every second of the day, you're gonna end up with some double-take inducing moments of intriguing perspective. Not everything appears exactly as it seems, and it could be a strange illusion caused by weird perspective.
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Dog Storms Field During Soccer Game
This dog just bolted onto the field to get to the ball, completely halting play for a little while. For a few glorious moments this dog got to taste the thrill of the game and the roar of the crowd. This good dog just wants the ball, man.
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Flashback Fail: Doctor Picks Patriots To Win Super Bowl, They're Not In It
He certainly has a chance to redo that hot take, and absolutely misses the pass. So, we have a wonderful fumble on live TV that is entertaining to this day. Who knows why he decided to stick with his super bowl pick of the Patriots, when they weren't in the game to begin with.
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Company Forces Employee to Use All His Vacation Days, Incapacitates Company
It's another one of those unfair changes in policy made by management with zero foresight. It seems like a huge company should be able to adapt when their employees use the benefits they promise to give. In a similar story, here's a guy who came up with a masterful plan when told he had to work on vacation.
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Twitter Users Sum Up Marriage In One Word
People on Twitter are summing up how they view marriage in one word. The resulting tweets display a wide range of interpretations when it comes to how people see "marriage." Some folks don't seem too into it, while others would seem to appreciate marriage for representing a powerful friendship that can span years of one's life.
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Working Women Share Career Advice For Their Younger Selves
Various working women on Twitter are sharing their most valuable bits of career advice that they wish they could tell their younger selves. Whether it's something like leaving the job at the office, politely telling people to respect one's personal space, trusting that you know what's best for you vs. your parents, or making your invisible work visible; these might come in handy.
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Old People Doing Their Best with The Technology
You can't really blame a group of people who had adult children before the internet was even invented for being bad with the internet. But you can most certainly laugh at the frequent mistakes they make on there. There's weird breaks in social media etiquette, strange oversharing and general mistakery. But hey, these old people on social media are doing their best.
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Bar Owner Handles Lying Customer's Review With Facts
This customer decided to channel their inner aggression and outrage at the bar, after she was rejected from having more drinks. Apparently, she was showing signs of drunkenness, and the bar decided it was time for them to stop serving her. By the sound of it, this news was unwelcome and simply not accepted.
So, the customer proceeded to make a proper stink about it. She went so far as to leave a dishonest review. Fortunately, the bar owner was ready to address the dishonest review with the footage-backed facts that they had on hand.
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Stupid, Useless and Accidentally Filthy Design Failures
Every day, people birth new stupid design failures that need some help. Whether it's a useless fence, an accidentally dirty sign, directions that make no sense or just a misplaced toilet, we're grateful for them all. These were design fails were someone's one job, but we doubt many will admit to doing them.
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Moments Of Fail That Rolled Into The Auto Repair Shop
Good old auto repair shops are there to pick up the pieces and put them back together, when fails present themselves. The following collection of fails that just rolled into the auto repair shop might serve to remind you that someone else out there could be struggling with an unimaginable kind of automotive issue.
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Weirdest Things People Saw At The Gym
People are sharing their strangest experiences at the gym. The place just has a knack for being a magnet for strange behavior. You've got the animalistic grunts, the sweaty messes, the head cases of unfathomable vanity, the inflated egos, etc. If you're a part of a gym, you're bound to cross paths with weird in some form at some moment.
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Tumblr User Rants about Dangers of Deregulation
They say that safety regulations are written in blood and it gets way worse than a few OSHA-defying safety fails. Big companies don't exactly have your best interests at heart, and there's a whole boatload of evidence from the early 1900s to confirm that. For some less dark history, here's tumblr making history fun.
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What New Hires Did to Get Fired on the First Day
A new job may be confusing and hard, but it's still pretty hard to do something so dumb that it will get you fired on the spot. Here are some unwise choices new hires made that made their managers pull the plug before they could do any more damage. It's almost as if it's a competition to get fired.
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Liars That Got Outed For Their Dishonest Antics
The truth will set you free. These people clearly don't subscribe to that saying. Nope. Instead, they've gone about trying to spread all kinds of dishonesty online. This only makes the world of social media more confusing and distorted. Fortunately, there are people around who are ready to call out the lies when they see them pop up.
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Loyal Friend Tricks Cheating Bully Into Failing Test
Talk about a loyal friend. This guy decided to outsmart a clueless bully on test day in the classroom, to support his friend who'd gone through the ringer with the bully at hand. It sounds like the revenge played out beautifully, and the bully unknowingly copied a slew of the wrong answers. A proper fail for a proper jerk.
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