Thursday, October 24, 2019

Quilting Community Accomplishes Wholesome Victory


Quilting community comes together to help finish a deceased 99-year-old's unfinished quilting project.

Humans are actually pretty amazing sometimes. When this woman discovered a deceased 99-year-old's unfinished quilting project (which was a massive undertaking by the way), she fell on the help of many strangers to finish the damn thing. Faith in humanity temporarily restored. 

Submitted by:

Tagged: wholesome , twitter

Boss Doesn't Allow Sick Days, Employee Stands Up To Him And Ruins His Christmas


Bike shop employee ruins his boss's Christmas by standing up to him and taking sick days

As the saying goes, people don't quit their jobs, they quit their bosses. Sometimes bosses lose sight of exactly how they should value their employees and end up in a nightmare that they've brought upon themselves. For another good one, check out this incompetent owner who didn't realize who he was firing.

Submitted by:

Tagged: boss , FAIL , job , sick day , work , story , sick , funny , win

Irate Customers That Mistook People For Employees


Irritable customers that mistook people for employees, and proceeded to complain to them.

Anyone who's ever muddled through working a customer service job knows how much more hellish a day can be made, when there's a wild Karen on the loose. For the rest of the people lucky enough to not have to deal with irate customers as part of their job, it's even weirder when you get the individual in a blind rage who is convinced that you work for a place you're shopping at yourself. It's a terrible combination of entitlement, rage, and stupidity. The customers are failing without even realizing it, and then when you tell them that you don't work there, they get even madder. 

Submitted by:

Stupid Design Failures That Need Some Help


Funny design fails and funny signs

If you don't get a fresh eyes to review your work, you can end of with some really not good signs and designs. Whether they're completely nonfunctional or end up being accidentally filthy, the world is full of design fails that need some time to better themselves.

Submitted by:

Witty Tinder Pickup Lines That Nailed It


A collection of witty Tinder pickup lines that nailed it.

Sometimes Tinder users manage to break out the pickup line that actually gets them somewhere, and not instantly unmatched. With the right amount of willpower and wit, Tinder users can actually get far in this strange dating landscape. 

Submitted by:

The Weirdest Things Laser Tag Employees and Patrons Saw in the Arena


Askreddit stories of weird things employees and people saw at laser tag.

Laser tag isn't something adults tend to think about too much anymore, but for a few years there, it was probably the coolest thing you could do. It was like a real life video game in a dark room covered in neon foam and fog. And they always had that weird smell. It seems like it sucks working at a laser tag place, so if you have a similar job, here are some work memes to help get through the grind. People who work at escape rooms also have to deal with weird stuff.

Submitted by:

Contestant Gets First Question Wrong On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire


In all fairness this was a pretty tricky question. Seems like a decent number of people in the comments section thought that it was Rome. 

Submitted by: (via Letitia Antoine)

Various Attempts That Fell Into A Heap of Failure


Attempts that resulted in funny fails.

Life is just a series of attempts. Most of us are okay at the things that we try, but failure will always be lurking around the corner. Sometimes you're trying to make a point online, photoshop an advertisement together, or just paint a ceiling. It's not uncommon for these attempts to fail to work out. Every attempt on the road of life can take a left turn into failure.

Submitted by:

Tagged: FAILS , images , FAIL , errors , lol , dumb , mistake , funny , stupid

Cocky Kid Isn't Afraid Of Any Of The Other Competitors


You can see the look of regret in the eyes after saying that. Didn't fully commit to the obnoxious overconfidence there. 

Submitted by: (via Noone bitch)

The Dumbest Things People Had To Explain To Morons


People share the dumbest things they've had to explain to total idiots.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest things they've ever had to explain to someone. The resulting insights are brimming with daunting levels of stupid. Many of us have crossed paths with one of these particularly confused individuals, and likely been left speechless over how they could've made it as far as they did. Or maybe, you've been the person caught up in the humiliating moment you realize you fell through the cracks on some common knowledge. 

Submitted by:

Comedy Gems From Tumblr


A collection of funny thoughts and images from people at Tumblr.

We're back at it again with some fresh and hilarious funnies from the wonderful minds at Tumblr.You haven't really lived yet till you've fallen down some strange and obsessive Tumblr rabbit's hole. 

Submitted by:

Self-Important Boss Gets Fired For Committing Fraud


A self-important boss gets fired after committing fraud against his company.

Sounds like this self-important boss had it coming to him. And to hear that he ultimately went on to work at a Domino's, where the company's employees proceeded to order "Meat Feast" pizzas with the extra meat on them, just to mess with him, is a beautiful fairytale ending. 

Submitted by:

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Tumblr Thread Actually Makes History Fun


A collection of fun facts from history, actually make learning about history fun.

Sometimes history is actually fun. Who'd have thought! 

Submitted by:

Hotel GM Ejects Terrible Customers for Their Nonsense


Terrible Customers get told off and kicked out by angry General Manager.

Getting pushed around at your job by awful customers is one of the worst parts of any customer-facing job. That's why it's so damn satisfying to see your boss actually stand up for you and deliver a finishing blow. Some bosses are incompetent, but more sympathetic ones can save your skin.

Submitted by:

Call Center Employee Gets Pranked By Co-Worker


He was just trying to see if Tess was there, but didn't connect the dots on her last name till it was too late. Got him! 

Submitted by: (via J C)

Fan Drops Lady Gaga During Performance


Lady Gaga invited a fan to get onstage and grind with her during her residence show in Las Vegas. Supporting her weight wasn't the problem, it was the fan's knowledge of where the stage ended. She still finished the show.

Submitted by: (via In The Line Media)

Twitter Users Share The Worst Dates They've Been On


A collection of Twitter users share the worst dates they've been on.

Twitter users are sharing the worst dates they've ever been on, and the resulting insights might make some people never want to risk going on a date again. Going on any date is really taking a leap of faith. And if things fall short and you end up sitting across the table from someone you'd just as much like to never see again, you've just gotta make it out alive and live to write about it on Twitter. 

Submitted by:

Rare Moments and Unlikely Events That Go Against The Odds


Rare moments and things that are unlikely to happen.

These unlikely moments vary in their likelihood as well as their severity. Sure, a guy amazingly surviving an explosion and a picture of four dogs all taking a dump at the same time are on different levels completely, but you can't say they're not both rare. There's just something so cool-feeling about unlikely moments that go against all odds.

Submitted by:

People Share The Crazy Ways They Got Their Scars


People share how they got scars.

There's a story behind every scar. Usually it's cause you did something dumb as a kid, sometimes it's not even your fault, and sometimes it's because you had to clip the nails of a testy chihuahua. Some people injure themselves in dumb and embarrassing ways. Once some people have scars, they get them turned into really cool tattoos.

Submitted by:

Tagged: crazy , bad , wtf , FAIL , painful , stories , funny , injuries , scars

Facepalm Moments From The World's Morons


A collection of pure facepalm moments from the world's biggest morons.

Get ready for your face to meet your palm, cause these morons didn't leave us with any other choice. Sometimes the world's idiots commit acts of such impressive stupidity, words fall short, and a facepalm is all that we can muster up. I mean, the mug with the Batman logo being called "Spiderman" is just inexcusable. 

Submitted by:

People Who Had Their Lives Changed By DNA Tests


People share stories of how their lives were changed by DNA tests.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share how their lives were changed by DNA tests. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with the kind of shocking realizations that can completely change a family. Got to be ready for those DNA tests, man. Sh*t can get very wild. 

Submitted by:

Funny Moments That Show How Kids are Stupid and Weird


Pictures and stories of kids doing dumb and strange things.

It's not necessarily their fault, but kids are weird and dumb. They get themselves into impossible situations and make ridiculous mistakes. If you witnessed an adult doing any of this stuff, you'd probably try to avoid eye making eye contact with them here on out. Again, they're learning and it's not completely their fault, but holy crap kids are dumb little idiots.

Submitted by:

Incompetent Owner Mistakenly Fires Special Contractor, Comes Crawling Back


Stupid owner fires a contractor and has to hire him back.

Seeing a stupid boss make an idiotic mistake, underestimate the value of a person they hired, and then not only have to walk it back, but also have to pay for it, is music to our ears. For another awesome story like this, here's an incompetent boss who demanded a contractor be on call 24/7 and ended up having to pay a $10,000 invoice.

Submitted by:

Tagged: boss , fired , FAIL , job , owner , work , fire , lol , idiots , contractor , funny , money , stupid , win

The Story of Grinch, The Loveably Dumb Sled Dog


A twitter thread of Grinch, a dumb sled dog.

Blair Braverman is a dogsledder and author who knows how to tell people about her tough and loveable sled dogs. Here's a thing introducing her sled dog team. This particular thread introduces Grinch, who is strong, tough, kind-hearted, and in her words, dumb.

Submitted by:

Tagged: sledding , thread , sled , sled dog , cute , grinch , lol , nice , story , dumb , funny

Clever And Dumb Jokes That Are Technically Correct


Funny jokes, puns and memes that are technically true.

If you put your mind to it, you can manage to say something that is funny and technically true. Whether it's a dad joke, some stupid pun or seemingly dull observation, the world is teeming with witty and stupid moments that are technically correct.

Submitted by:

Twitter Users Share Their Worst Halloween Costumes


A collection of Twitter users share the worst Halloween costumes they've ever seen.

Twitter users are sharing the very worst of the Halloween costumes that they've ever seen. The resulting costumes are just our kind of fails, and just in time for Halloween. You might want to steer clear of trying out any of these costumes unless you're opting for the intentional disaster. 

Submitted by:

Woman Yells At Stranger Who Calls Her Out For Stealing Handicapped Spot


Woman yells at a stranger who calls her out for taking a handicapped parking spot.

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for yelling at a stranger, who called her out for taking a handicapped parking spot. Sounds like the stranger was all up in her business, because apparently a "young and skinny" individual like herself could just tough it out. Honestly, the stranger sounds like a real piece of work who was on one themselves. Seems like them getting called out was definitely well deserved. 

Submitted by: