Ever endure those moments when nothing lines up correctly, and the universe gifts you a moment of terrible timing. You know the one: when it looks like you're doing something absolutely terrible, but in reality, you're totally fine! These people shared their experiences.
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Some people possess more cringe in themselves that they're (unfortunately) able to share with the world, easier than others. You might catch yourself physically or mentally wincing in uncomfortable agony, as you scroll through people doing things that are ripe for inspiring discomfort. At the very least social media's a doorless home to all people's passing thoughts of nonsensical, bullsh*t.
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Nothing on this planet makes perfect sense, and it helps to have a sense of humor to just accept it all. You know, weird stuff, like how a coconut, with its milk and hair, could be classified as a mammal. Anyway, here are some funny peoples' best guesses. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.
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If you grew up believing that sniffling would kill your brain cells, or crossing your eyes ran the risk of them remaining like that; then, you might benefit from this list. Parents are capable of filling our childish, unknowing minds with all manners of misguided, outright dishonest tidbits of "knowledge." If we're lucky, we grow up, and discover the truth for ourselves through that good 'ol life experience.
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You can almost make out this employee's stress-sweat in the story, told. This story's the stuff of fever dreams. My hands get clammy just trying to picture myself in his nightmarish scenario.
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Life is a series of successes and failures. Sometimes our failures are obvious, and they hurt. Other times they need to be pointed out to us. Those failures are the ones that make us feel the dumbest. If you want to see more people who tried hard and failed harder, then here ya go.
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WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD! That being said. We were pleased to see a broken Game of Thrones meme roll in on the Twitter tide, amidst the frenzy of excited fans reacting to the show's new trailer.
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When the world told these people, animals, and things to not do things, they did them, by gum. Not necessarily enough to get themselves in trouble, but more just for the thrill of breaking the rules. If you wanna see more people break the world in a way that it can be easily repaired by tomorrow, then here's more.
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You can see the greed leaking from his pores. Australia's most notoriously crooked plumber preys on pensioners, and proceeds to treat their backyards like one big blown out fire sale.
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When somebody tells you the world is gonna roll you, you have to question whether or not you're the sharpest implement in the shed. "Bro" does not seem that sharp. We've have bad roommates and we're amazed this turned out so smoothly in favor of the revenger. Revenge is sweet.
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This guy's Twitter thread about an "invisible advantage" he encountered when trading clients with his female coworker. The ensuing tweets are bound to stir up a cocktail of fiery opinions on the matter. What do you think?
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This is just the kind of Twitch stream fail we live for. Sure, it's been around for a little bit, the reaction captured in this video is timelessly entertaining. Can't imagine the shocking panic that ensued after realizing hundreds of people were watching you take a snooze.
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Sometimes a well-timed inappropriate thing said at a funeral can actually improve the mood and make the experience more meaningful. Other times it's family members almost coming to blows over who gets their grandpa's estate. Pretty wide swing of the pendulum, for sure. For crazy wedding stories, check this out.
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Always double check that the car is your Uber driver! Now, sit back and witness the panicked moment that Twitch Streamer, Caroline Burt, gets a call from her Uber driver who's trying to locate her....while she's already in a car!
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SPOILER ALERT: Do NOT watch the new, internet-shattering trailer for Game of Thrones, if you're still getting caught up. Just don't do it. Too much is given away, and on that note. I'll stop filling this box up with words. Dive on into that trailer, and then we've provided some of our favorite reactions that have surfaced on Twitter.
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Some pictures pack more cringe than others, and this lot pulls zero punches. You can bet your ass you're going to cringe your face off. You might even feel like that's enough internet for the day, after working through this list. And if that rings true, so be it. At least you can say you showed up and faced the cringe, in all of its dark and twisted glory. And if you need more for some unexplainable reason, then here you go!
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Sometimes the mouth breathers of the internet serve up the kind of fail that others can't resist calling out. And in this case, we're dealing with 14 times the stupid was too strong in a status to NOT avoid getting absolutely destroyed.
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Seems like an effective way for a kid to end a toxic friendship and get out of punishment Scott free. We weren't this malevolently spiteful or resourceful as kids. When we were 9 we were too busy figuring out if hitting each other with sticks was a good use of free time. For a story of classier dad revenge, check this out.
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Sometimes you craft a lie that's just believable enough to work. In the case of these 30 liars who got away with their BS, and then shared their success stories on Twitter, we're equally impressed and appalled.
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This guy's girlfriend refused to quiet down during the filming of their vacation video. So, he responded by creating a hilarious blooper reel of her most ridiculous quotes from their trip. The ensuing video is brimming with all kinds of love and frustration and impatience.
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The roasting community over on Reddit is full of surprises. In this case, we're dealing with a situation where a self-proclaimed, depressed 17-year-old asks the roasters to do their worst; and instead, they wash him over with wholesome, uplifting tidbits of positivity. Faith in humanity temporarily restored!
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These self-proclaimed cheaters took to Whisper to share their reasons and thoughts on why they just can't seem to help themselves, when it comes to the act of cheating. Whether you eat up any of what they're selling, as anything other than Grade A bullsh*t, is up to you!
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This dude just wanted to ride the bus, but went out on a limb and lied about his identity. It's literally like a sitcom episode where one lie snowballs into a web of bigger and bigger lies. Sounds stressful. While lying is usually the wrong thing to do, people do it all day every day. Sometimes the results work out way too well.
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And many of these spelling fails are painfully relatable! Of the infuriating, confusing words covered in this awesome Twitter thread about the spelling fails that impact so many of us; I've gotta go with exersise. Or wait, exsercise? Oh, oh, no. See what I did there. It's happening again.
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Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right over here.
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This Snapchat story takes an unexpected turn when the guy who thinks he's finally caught his best friend in the middle of a careless fail, ends up being the one who gets pranked! Gotta love it. Think this might be the last time he pulls it off though. Gotta be careful when sending snaps!
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Sometimes, you've gotta pull all the stops and make all the presentations when you believe you've right swiped on the one. This guy didn't hold back, and it looks like his approach is working wonders for him. Let it be a lesson to us all. If you're gonna go, go all out! A rare Tinder win, amidst what's usually a field day of Fails, whenever we check in on things over there.
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