Wednesday, January 9, 2019

13 Epic Fails By People Having A Remarkably Worse Day Than You


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We're all struggling to push through, forget, distract, ourselves from those awe-inspiring fail catastrophes that have made an appearance in our lives. Time makes the fails sting a little less, but so do entertaining reminders of other people, just like ourselves, dealing with that fragile fabric we call "peaceful living" getting shredded to bits, by the chaos of life. Lose yourself and forget momentarily about all those painstaking troubles, by watching other people fail wonderfully, tragically through life. 

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Tuesday, January 8, 2019

10 Forbidden Things That Look Like Meat But Definitely Aren't


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Tread carefully, your eyes deceive you...

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Dad Remakes Game Of Thrones Intro Using His Daughter's Toys And Kazoos


I like where this Game of Throne fan's head is at. Truly dedicated to the craft. Check out the original intro over here, if you need to compare notes. 

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Two Daring Brothers Steal Their Dad's Motorcycle To Surprise Restore And Gift It Back To Him


This wholesome video pulls on all the heart strings. These two brothers stole their dad's 1969 Norton Commando, had it restored, and ended up gifting it back to him for Christmas. 

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17 Of The Pettiest Things Employees Have Said Or Done To Customers


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Sometimes testy customers push employees past their breaking limits, and petty acts occur. As long as the employees are at peace with these modern times and the fiery (delusional) Yelp reviews that can come of their actions; well, then f**k it. 

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Sleep-Deprived Girl's Impulsive Act On Her Teenage Sister's Birthday Backfires Terribly


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She was but a "drop in the ocean of stupidity." Any older sibling might know a thing or two about letting your impulsive bullsh*t-ridden behavior get in the way of NOT being a sh*tty person. 

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YouTuber, KSI, Asks Reddit To Roast Him And Gets Torched In The Comments Section


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YouTuber KSI cried out from his pit of irrelevance to see if anyone on Reddit wanted to roast him. With this being the internet, people were naturally down to take their swing at the guy; and they brought the heat. If you've had the profound unfortunate experience of ever seeing one of KSI's videos, you're probably aware that the next-level, narcissistic, toxic ego-bloated YouTuber is far too gone down the rabbit's hole of his own God Complex, to hear anyone beside the twisted sound of whatever consciousness bounces around in his head. That being said, the roasts below are extra spicy, and we're always ready to enjoy those. 

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Conversation With Choosing Beggar Goes From Annoying To Scary Real Quick


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This has to be someone trolling. Please, by the grace of all that is good, let this be someone trolling. 

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Scottish Trickster Outs Himself In Gloriously Idiotic Fashion


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The lack of ambition here is absolutely astounding. That and the combined stupidity suggest this shameless fraud needs to try his lazy hands at a different game, but I imagine that'd take too much work. So well, here we are. 

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Man On Tinder Goes Full Blown Desperate For Girl In Search Of Sugar Daddy


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What a gent we have here. He offered her his last 100 bucks! I mean, that kind of selfless, wholesomely motivated action warrants a response right? Well, therein lies this guy's biggest problem, and that's that he's pestering a woman who went on Tinder to broadcast her search for a sugar daddy. It was a joke from the get go, my dude. Love can be a blinding beast of a thing. Hopefully he's able to move on....

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Horrible Dog Trainer Gets Caught Up In His Sickening BS Scam When Beautiful Dog Goes Missing


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Hunter Nelson is the villain in this stomach-turning tale, centered on the disappearance and potential passing of a beautiful dog named, Ollie, who never had a say in the matter. What happened here, and the shadow tactics at play to hide from the truth, is humanity at its very worst. The texts from the "dog trainer" show every sign of one twisted scam. 

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23 People Share Classy Things That Used To Be Considered Trashy


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The ever changing world can't keep up with its own ridiculous standards. What was once "out" is now, so damn "in." And vice versa, and so on. You never know, that "trashy" trucker hat could be waiting on a massive comeback, for very soon. 

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14 Honest Game Titles That Cut to the Heart of Childhood


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Everyone who has flipped a board will remember the pain and loss that went into game night. You might get a little nostalgic with these too-accurate game titles.

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21 Painful Times Adults Threw Childlike Temper Tantrums


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You'd think that just because someone's over the age of 35, they'd have a healthy amount of humility and shame. If you thought that, you would be wrong. You would be very, very wrong. We've got grown-ups head-butting walls for candy, and self-respecting adults crying over parking spots. Smh.

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Monday, January 7, 2019

Guy Shares Hilarious Stories About His Company's Notoriously Oblivious Intern


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Gotta love the monstrous confidence of a wildly ignorant internet. Good 'ol James was just trying his best....

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Woman Scares The Absolute Living Piss Out Of Her Coworker


Those box scares will get you, man. The reaction here is nothing short of gold. 

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Man's Passionate Reaction To The Cold Weather Goes Viral


I CANTAKA NO MO!!

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Hotel Worker Learns Humbling Lesson After Hiding In Electrical Rooms


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I think the elephant in the electrical room here, is what kind of people does this guy work with to make him want to hide out in the first place?

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Tumblr Regails Bean-Tastic Story of Multimillionaire Artist Who Bought the Rights to Vantablack


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It started with a post about all the strange and dumb ways people create facebook events to make fun of a peculiar art installation in Chicago casually referred to as "The Bean." It ended with a tale of millionaires, artist drama, backstabbing, and the fight over the least reflective substance in the world.

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Man Unearths High School ID Buried 23 Years Ago On A Beach In Jamaica, Returns To Rightful Owner


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This tale of discovery and morally grounded action, traces back 23-years-ago, when a man named Gabriel lost his ID on a beach in Jamaica. Fast forward to present day, and we have John Hickey, sharing the story we have now, about his brother-in-law (Gabriel) having the ID returned to him after a series of surprising text messages. 

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Quirky Tumblr Thread Breaks down Just How Adorable Humans Are


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Here's a very organized list of the silly things we do that might make us seem cute to someone watching us in a nature documentary. David Attenborough would be proud to narrate this one.

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PETA Ignites Twitter War After Putting Billboard Outside Of Jimmy's Famous Seafood Restaurant


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PETA boldly put up one of their billboards outside of Jimmy's Famous Seafood restaurant. They didn't anticipate the restaurant proceeding to call them out, and stand their ground on Twitter. The muddled sh*t storm of interactions is better than anything off their menu. Whoever is running the restaurant's Twitter account deserves a raise! Regardless of what you believe when it comes to PETA, the social media witticisms, fiery banter, is on point for Jimmy's Famous Seafood

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Tumblr Thread About Cutthroat Kitchen Ends In Shocking Dirty Revelations


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Cutthroat Kitchen is not your traditional cooking show: the show pits contestants against one another, where in addition to being a skillful chef, they must continually outwit and at times sabotage one another's efforts. The brutal nature of the show was always there, but now thanks to this enlightening Tumblr thread, we know there was even more at play beneath the surface. You might like Alton Brown even more after reading through this. 

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39 Wildly Accurate Marriage Tweets To Resonate Deeply With Your Soul


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And if you're not married, this could be your motivation to stay forever alone. 

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17 Times The Carolina Panthers PR Team Went The Whole Nine Yards On Twitter


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Some might suggest they're even working harder than the offense!

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Article About Millennials In Congress Gets The Nicest Treatment Ever On Twitter


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NICE.

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25 Pics of Outlandish Perspective That'll Make Your Brain Go Bananas


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Day to day, peoples' eyes and brains do a wonderful job of deciphering depth, color, shadow, movement and more to give us a decent impression of reality. But sometimes an image can have some quality that makes your brain go WAAAAAAHHHH? Here are some of those.

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Lockpicking Lawyer Shows How To Enter A Hotel Room With Only The Do Not Disturb Sign


What's so hard to understand about "Privacy please." 

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