This hilarious father/daughter duo are legends on the internet at this point but we thought it was time to revisit their shenanigans.
Burr Martin has been cleverly recreating his daughter's selfies for a while and has racked up quite the Instagram following through his clever antics. We have to give it to these two for their awesomely positive relationship!
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A+ for capitalizing on the ridiculousness that is people marking themselves up with words they don't understand.
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Someone managed to capture the unforgettably hilarious, albeit uncomfortable moment a gorilla came face to face with a cheap recreation of a gorilla version Tinder. The resulting show was captivating to say the least.
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Arnold terminated this worthless troll after they made an extremely inappropriate comment on a video he posted on his Facebook page.
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This poor and sleep-deprived soul dealt with the maddening reality that is being robbed of sleep, in arguably one of the best ways possible. And now we all get to enjoy the great resulting gifts he shared on Twitter. We're definitely impressed!
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Nick Offerman and his wife Megan are what every couple should aspire to be.
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Reading through this fine batch of strikingly discouraging times people let the worst sides of themselves come out during relationships serves as a crash course manual in what NOT to do to the people you're romantically invested in. If these people were trying to take shortcuts to ending their relationships quick as possible, then mission accomplished.
Then again, love makes folks do some damn crazy, nonsensical things. Whatever you do though, don't break up with someone through text. That's gotta be one of the worst symptoms, or results rather, from dating someone in a technology-addicted world.
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Matt Damon obviously wrote all these. It's about time Kimmel got the mean tweets treatment, and these do anything but hold back!
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Attorney General Jeff Sessions stepped before the House Judiciary Committee to be ruthlessly grilled on the Trump campaign's contacts with Russia and Republicans. The following wave of equally ridiculous and outright alarming tweets capture the nature of the event, as it's been unfolding. Let's just say the dude's having a real hard time recalling just about anything...
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This guy has been playing a (somewhat) cruel prank on strangers by texting them that he's breaking up with them. The results of this have been highly variable, but ultimately hilarious.
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In March 2016 the Natural Environment Research Council (NERC) held an online poll for the naming of a $250 million research vessel. Unsurprisingly, the winning name was the hilariously inane 'Boaty McBoatface'. NERC declined to name the boat this and instead opted to name it the 'RRS Sir David Attenborough' and awarded the name 'Boaty McBoatface' to a smaller submarine.
It seems that government agencies still haven't learned their lesson about online polls. The local Sydney government sought the internet's thoughts on what they should name a new ferry.
Guess what won?
We present to you: 'Ferry McFerryface'
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This horrific tale is something that sounds like it's straight out of a nightmare.
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In case there was any doubt that Kanye West has completely lost it, take a quick look at these sick puppies. These are the kind of kicks that have been sitting around in the 50% off section of Walmart since the early '90s. Maybe grandpa will be down to snag a pair.
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Pretty sure this booze-soaked degenerate couldn't make it past his passcode screen.
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This has to be a McDonald's fry that we're talking about here. There's just no other explanation for the amount of passion going into this captivating french fry tug-o-war.
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The kind of knowledge we'd all (definitely) have been better off never picking up in the first place; except for that whole part about stifling the sneezes. Whatever you do, DON'T stifle a sneeze. Oh, and make sure that one side of your bed is uneven.
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This person didn't know what they were in for when they decided to be outraged at a little girl's tea party and white knight on behalf of the entirely Japan.
The ensuing destruction of their argument by a Japanese person must have left them smoldering.
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This hilarious novelty twitter account theorizes what Seinfeld would cover if it was created today.
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The last thing that Lebron James was ready for when he playfully started recording some of him and teammates' ride on the NY subway after a shootaround, was for a fellow passenger to flip out on him for recording a selfie video together. Some people on Twitter are suggesting that the guy was kidding, but we're kind of thinking the dude was actually pissed. You'll notice he moves seats by the end of the video, after complaining to Lebron.
Naturally, the trolls and Lebron James fans on Twitter, seized the moment and roasted the guy; going so far as to float a conspiracy theory that he was so pissed, cause he was being unfaithful to his SO.
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EA, the gaming juggernaut that is known for its price gouging techniques and destroying your favorite gaming studios, is making headlines after their disastrous handling of the Star Wars brand. Unfortunately companies like EA have no desire to deliver you a clean and finished product. They're vampires, and they'd rather suck you dry through microtransatcions and pay walls.
Don't be fooled by the title of EA's upcoming 'Star Wars: Battlefront 2' because the EA 'Battlefront' games are connected to the original games by name only. The games are stripped back, soul-less, shells of the original titles that literally only exist so that EA can cash in on the Disney 'Star Wars' hype.
The most recent dumpster fire lit by EA is the 'Battlefront 2' "progression" system, which is directly tied to real currency.
Before microtransactions progression systems in shooters were tied to experience which was awarded at the end of matches based on individual player performance. EA has decided to replace that instead with a system that awards all players the same number of credits at the end of a round, completely removing any element of skill. Someone could be AFK for an entire match and make the same credits as the MVP.
Here's the kicker though. Players can spent credits on either RNG loot crates or locked content. The loot crates serve as a substitute for normal progression, things that would be unlocked using XP in other games. These can be bought with real money, making 'Battlefront 2' a literal pay-to-win game.
EA further forces you to spend real money on these crates by locking content behind huge pay walls.
Want to play Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker? That's going to cost 120,000 credits, which is roughly 80 hours of gameplay. While you're saving up for those two heroes you'll have to buy the normal progression crates with your own money.
TL;DR:
EA sucks and is forcing you to pay money to unlock content that should already be unlocked or should otherwise be unlocked through gameplay. Heroes are locked behind a massive paywall.
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Keurig coffee company officially went ahead and pulled their ads from the Sean Hannity Show after he defended the Republican senate candidate, Roy Moore, from sexual misconduct allegations from four different women---suggesting that the allegations were unfounded and false; and this comes after Moore himself outright denied fondling a 14-year-old when he was 32-years-old. Naturally, people on Twitter had something to say about all of this.
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As it turns out, President Trump is a certified professional when it comes to giving out arrestingly uncomfortable handshakes with world leaders. He straight up put on a cringe show in the following video, which shows him in a profound struggle over successfully pulling off the Southeast Asian Nations conference.
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These hopelessly dishonest bullsh*tters learned the hard and (victoriously) public way that lying catches up with you in the end; and ESPECIALLY on social media!
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In case you couldn't already tell, we have nothing short of a massive appreciation for the ever comedically-gifted Mark Hamill. See HERE for that recent Twitter list, centered on his awesome account making our day at least 100x better. The following 15 unique touch-ups from Hamill himself, on some kickass Star Wars cards to boot, speak to the man's sense of humor.
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