'I spoke with my neighbors and acquired the rights to their leaves': Guy leaves gargantuan mountain of leaves after leaf collection company leafs through their rulebook then leaves his leaves and leaves

There's a whole lotta left leaves going on in this thread, and we're left wondering why a company whose entire existence and sole purpose is collecting leaves is so bad at doing so. You wouldn't expect a leaf collection company to operate like city parking enforcement agencies — which are, without exception, the most useless organizations on the planet. 

Well, expectations aside, this leaf collection cartel is hilariously particular about what leaves they will collect and where. Any leaves that don't follow their strict protocol will be left. This guy had it with their stringent rules and leaf leaving and decided to take matters into his own hands, and it's hard to be-leaf just how big this leaf pile must have been.

Keep reading for this mad tale of leaf-fueled revenge, as told by Reddit user u/nillanute4283 on Reddit's r/maliciouscompliance subreddit. For more, check out this guy who was told he couldn't take smoke breaks if he wasn't "smoking," so he decided to find a different way of "smoking" without having to pick up the habit.